Bizarre adventures at Hogwarts

There are two little wizards after Joshua, but compared to the huge fame of Harry Potter before and the performance art of Joshua’s branch, those two little wizards have not received much attention at all. Professor McGonagall hurriedly snapped her sorting hat over their heads, and then their sorting ceremony ended in the next second.

The people sitting next to Joshua all looked very friendly, and did not despise Joshua because he had just spoken wildly, and they all wanted to squeeze towards him, of course, maybe for Harry’s possible more.

“Hmm… Guys, can you get back to your seat first? The sorting ceremony is over, and then it’s time for the principal to speak…”

As an otaku, Joshua felt that he was not very comfortable with this scene of being surrounded by people, and could only point to the front, where Professor McGonagall was picking up a three-legged stool and preparing to return the sorting hat to its original storage location.

The old students naturally knew that Dumbledore’s time was next, so they smiled goodbye to the new students and returned to their seats.

When Professor McGonagall returned, Headmaster Albus Dumbledore stood up.

The silver-haired old man was looking at the students with a smile on his face, stretching out his arms to them, and it seemed that nothing made him happier than to see the students gathered together.

“Welcome!” He said, “Welcome to Hogwarts to start the new school year! Before the banquet begins, I would like to say a few words. That is: stupid! Cry! Residue! Wring! Thank you all!”

(I looked it up ha…) There are currently two versions of this sentence on the Internet, one is the Latin reading I first knew: May Merlin fool you.

The other is that netizens guess that a word corresponds to an academy, symbolizing Dumbledore’s message to the four houses, but this correspondence is too much, how can it be right…

Of course, this may also be the reader’s transitional interpretation of this sentence, just like Mr. Lu Xun’s sentence “Good night!” “You can read the dissatisfaction with the darkness of society at that time… ）

“What the hell is he talking about? How do I feel… Our headmaster is a little crazy? ”

Harry Potter couldn’t understand Dumbledore’s statement, so he asked Percy, who was sitting across from him, hoping that the Weasley prefect would give him a little help.

“Crazy?” Percy frowned, then shook his head and said, “He’s a genius!” The best wizard in the world! But you’re right, he’s a little crazy. Harry and Joshua… Would you like some potatoes?”

Joshua watched with interest as food appeared on the empty plate in front of him, because Ying Country is divided into meals, so these foods are piled together, like what roast beef, roast chicken, pork chops, lamb chops, sausages, steaks, boiled potatoes, baked potatoes, french chips, Yorkshire pudding, pea seedlings, carrots, gravy, tomato sauce, and a few plates of mint hard candy. If students want to eat, they only need to put it on their plate.

Perhaps after waiting too long in Hagrid’s cabin in the afternoon, Joshua felt that he was now extremely hungry, and did not even notice a ghost floating around him while eating.

By the time he had almost eaten and drunk, the students had basically not finished destroying the contents of their plates.

“Wow… I just found out now, Joshua, did you eat so fast? Ron, who was talking to the ghost, suddenly noticed that Joshua had pushed his plate aside, and he couldn’t see a drop of grease on it.

Joshua leaned weakly in his chair and rubbed his somewhat swollen little belly with one hand, “Of course, I even think it’s a little slow.” Ah, yes, Harry…”

“Huh? Is there something going on? Harry heard Joshua call to himself, so he stopped eating and turned to look at Joshua.

“Harry, do you still eat that mint hard candy?”

I don’t know why, this mint hard candy turned out to be the fastest thing consumed, and now there are only a few pieces left on Harry’s plate. “It’s a bit greedy to say… But I love this mint candy…”

Harry blinked, as if considering whether to give it to him or not.

But a few seconds later, Harry handed Joshua the mint candy on his plate, “Yes…”

“Thank you…” Joshua was so happy that he put the mint hard candy in his mouth.

“REOREOREOREOREOREOREOREOREOREO~” (makes a cherry-eating sound~).

“Wow… I don’t know why I suddenly wanted to beat him up… This always feels even stronger than when he pretended to be in front just now…”

Ron whispered to the people around him, drawing the approval of a group of people.

“Yo~ Harry, Ron, look! Professor Dumbledore stood up again. ”