Bizarre adventures at Hogwarts

Being called a “cute little girl” might be a pleasure for the average girl, but for some reason, Hermione always felt that the little boy in front of her was teasing herself.

“Hmph! If I could, I would prefer you to call me a knowledgeable little girl than a cute little girl! ”

The words lingered in her stomach for a long time, and she still couldn’t think of anything that could effectively refute Joshua’s lines, and Hermione put down such a sentence and left with an unhappy face.

“Aha~cute little girl~” This topic seems to make Ron and Harry very happy.

“It’s the first time I’ve seen that guy so lost~ cute little girl… For her, there is nothing more satirical about this self-proclaimed guy! Ron patted Joshua’s shoulder, the happy snickering expression on his face really worried about his emotional intelligence.

Harry also nodded approvingly on the side, and his expression of deep understanding revealed that he was also in arrears of emotional intelligence at this time.

Joshua scratched his hair, and he suddenly felt that the idea that foreigners were very open questioned: “Eh… I don’t mean much sarcasm about her… Merely… Don’t you think Hermione is really nice and cute? ”

Suddenly, everyone around Joshua looked at him with a terrified expression, and there was a cold snort not far away, before Hermione could go far, she heard those boys talking about themselves in the back, which was really hateful!

George took Joshua to his side and whispered to him: “Oh~ my dear Joshua, we don’t support you if you want to get a target… It’s just that I think you should forget about it…”

“With our years of experience as emotional mentors, Miss Granger’s temperament may not be right for you.” Fred pushed the cutlery away from him and crossed his hands over his chin, pretending to be a comer.

“Although I have only met her a few times, I believe I already know her personality. You have to think… Later, his wife became like Professor McGonagall…”

“Nope… Don’t say anything George! That would be a disaster! Serious and rigid! No fun in life yet! When the two had a tryst, you pulled out a large handful of roses, but she took out a thick big book! If it were me, then I would go crazy! ”

The two living brothers began to wave again, and although Joshua saw the silent Percy on the side take out a small black book and silently record something, he did not intend to tell the two.

“Eh… That George, you let me go first, it looks like the headmaster has something to say again…”

George looked up at the podium, and now Dumbledore was standing in the center of the podium, smiling at the students underground, but it seemed that the teachers behind him were in a bad mood for some reason.

“Hmm~ I’m going to sing the school song, freshmen, remember to sing with me and me in a while!” George and Fred looked at each other and gave a treacherous smile.

“Now, before everyone goes to bed, let’s sing the school song together!” Dumbledore said loudly, and with a flick of his wand, a long ribbon of gold flew out of the wand, twisting like a snake over the high dining table.

“Everyone chooses their favorite tune.” Dumbledore said, “Ready, sing!”

So all the teachers and students sang loudly:

Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hogwarts,

Please teach us knowledge,

It doesn’t matter if we are old people

Or a child who fell and broke his knee,

Our minds can accept some interesting things

Because now we are empty-headed

Filled with air, dead flies and frivolities,

Teach us something valuable

Give us back what we have forgotten

You just have to do your best

Leave the rest to ourselves

We will study hard

Until it turns into manure.

The situation at that time was extremely tragic, the young wizards always had a few five-note incompleteness, and when they heard the twins’ words, they were like a treasure, and joyfully sang along with the two second goods with the “Funeral March”, until finally the other houses finished singing and they found that they were pitted.

All the teachers, the students outside the three houses plus some of the senior students of Gryffindor, stared straight at this side, the most angry and unable to change the tune, Old Deng was still watching from above, so the little wizards who got into the black car could only bite the bullet and slowly finish singing the school song.

Professor McGonagall was faceless, and turned her head behind her, indicating that this was the worst class of Gryffindor freshmen she had ever taken.

The Weasley brothers were very happy, and they stood up and arched their hands in all directions, as if they had hit eighteen millions.

“Music,” Dumbledore said, rubbing his eyes, “more glamorous than everything we do here!” It’s bedtime. Let’s go back to the dormitory. ”

Hearing Dumbledore’s words, almost all the little wizards breathed a sigh of relief, today is really exciting for a day, it’s time to take a good rest…