Bizarre adventures at Hogwarts

(Thanks to the big guy Long Yuxuan for the tip ~~)

“It’s time for you to do your homework!”

It was ironic, Hermione had never heard anyone say anything like that to herself since she was a child.

“I want you to take care of it!”

Hermione glared at Ron viciously, ignoring the fucking boys, she really lost her mind.

“Eh~ Don’t be like this, Ron, treat girls gently, be gentle!”

Joshua put down the pen that had fallen from his mouth and slapped it on his face to make himself look more energetic

“Oh, dear Miss Hermione, can you come and talk to us about Mr. Filch?” Your dear classmate Joshua Joestar, may never see you again tonight~”

Hermione felt that although the little yellow boy in front of him was more disgusting than the red-haired boy next to him, he was actually quite annoying, just looking at his frivolous patting of the empty seat next to him, he was not a good person!

“Wow~ If you could remove the word ‘darling’, maybe I would be happier!”

But don’t say no, Hermione still quite honestly sat down in the empty seat beside Joshua.

The long wavy brown curls accidentally swept over Joshua’s shoulders, bringing a refreshing aroma.

“So… What do you want to ask? Your Miss Granger will tell you the answer you want! ”

Joshua thought that Hermione’s gritted teeth were actually quite good-looking.

“Oh~ don’t ask me, jack of all trades, we were just giving Harry a Squib.” Ron, shrugging his shoulders, a gesture he had learned from Joshua.

Although he spoke to Hermione, he didn’t even look at the little girl.

Hermione was a strong learner, and instantly learned the superb ability to speak without looking at people, “Oh, well, I’ll tell you what a squib is!” ”

“First of all, a squib is someone who comes from a wizarding family (at least one of whom is a wizard) but does not use magic, as opposed to a Muggle-born wizard, such as me.”

Hermione paused, but found that the few people in front of her did not show any contempt, and couldn’t help but have a trace of curiosity.

“What do you think of me?” Joshua shrugged his shoulders and pointed to the two beside him and said, “Ron, although he is a pure-blood wizard, he has a good family style and will not treat Muggle-born wizards with contempt; Harry is a half-blood, and I… Just like you, Muggle family. ”

“Huh?! Hemp… Muggle family? ”

Hermione thought the world was crazy, obviously from a Muggle family, but why did she feel that Joshua would always know more things than herself?

He must have read a lot of books in private.

Joshua didn’t know that Hermione had given herself a definition of a bookworm, but instead felt that the little witch in front of her must have taken a fancy to herself, otherwise she would definitely not wait for her beautiful big eyes to stare at her so directly.

But as he gracefully straightened his collar, Hermione said, “Then let’s move on to the Squib.” ”

Joshua: Meow meow?

The system was going crazy laughing and frantically signaling Joshua, but our poor Mr. Joestar could only turn black and pretend he didn’t know anything.

“Because of the genetic superiority of magic and active activity, squibs are rare in the wizarding world. Just like black people have relatively strong dominant genes, so their offspring also have a black skin color. By far the most well-known squib is Mr. Argus Filch, the janitor in our school. ”

Joshua nodded approvingly, “Squibs can’t enter magic schools as students, and most Squibs have spent a life of inactivity and poverty. Why is that? Their parents are wizards and should know some about magic, but they don’t have the opportunity to learn magic, or… tried, but the harsh reality tore apart their beautiful ideas…”

“So… Filch: Is that jealous? Ron scratched his head, looking incredulous. Just because of this? Is he so hostile to us? Oh my God, that’s, isn’t it? ”

“Oh… Ron, it’s actually worse than you think…”

Joshua looked at the two little wizards beside him who showed a confused expression, and subconsciously shook his head, “This society is much more cruel than you think. The difference in status between talented and untalented people is simply a world of difference. The so-called pureblood theory alone is enough to make some Slytherin radicals proud for a thousand years, not to mention the squibs who were born into wizarding families but did not have the slightest magical ability…”

“Think about… Ron, if, I mean if, you are a squib, do you think that even if your parents and brothers treat you well, will you feel uncomfortable? ”

Ron blinked, suddenly grabbing his short red hair with his head in his hands.

“Oh, no… That would be a disaster… Just now Percy’s pretense behavior is enough to make my brain hurt, if I were a squib again… Wouldn’t that be purgatory on earth…”

Joshua nodded in satisfaction, and then said to Harry, “So, Harry, there’s not really a reason why your Aunt Petunia feels bad about your mother… Of course, I don’t deny that there is a reason why this is mean…”