Bizarre adventures at Hogwarts

【Eh! System you see! It ate yay! 】

The long effort finally paid off, and Joshua almost cried with joy.

[Hmm… Yes… Oh. Should I congratulate the host on winning the title of Little Cat Trainer? 】

Joshua scratched his scalp, [Well~ You don’t have to praise me so much! ] I will be shy ~~].

[Harm… Be shy of you uncle! This system has seen such a brazen host from my bit! 】

“Huh… You really are an unusual student…”

This voice startled Joshua, and he didn’t care to continue to fight with the system king, and turned around sharply, but found Mr. Filch standing behind him.

Joshua breathed a sigh of relief, and then immediately tensed up.

[He won’t… Mistakenly think I’m going to do something to her cat, right? 】

Now the situation on the field is that a little witch is holding a piece of worship bread to feed a skinny female cat, and the cat’s owner is staring at the little witch who eats without permission.

A meaningful expression appeared on Filch’s ravine-ridden face, and Joshua couldn’t tell if it was a smile or something else.

“Oh… Sir, I… I just look at this cat it…. Probably hungry…”

Joshua was a little panicked, and the big words that he had thought about conquering Hogwarts would conquer Filch were all forgotten by him.

The time he grew up in Huaxia gave his entire soul the mark of fear of the master.

Even if Mr. Filch is not a Hogwarts teacher in the actual sense, the average student still trembles when he sees the staff in charge of managing students in the staff office, doesn’t it?

“You don’t have to be afraid… I am not blind either, and I know the condition of Lady Loris. Filch walked past Joshua, bringing with it a slightly musty smell, her clothes must not have been washed in a long time.

“I believe that a little wizard of yours who has only been in school for a day will have any need to poison my cat, of course, even if you poison it, I believe that the teachers in the school will save it…”

At this time, Lady Loris had finished eating the bread she had “hunted”, and after a few rubs, she ran to Filch’s side, rubbing her head against his dirty trouser leg.

Of course, this is most likely not coquetry, it is more likely that Lady Lores has not bathed for a long time, so her scalp is itchy….

“Huh… Joshua was embarrassed, he suddenly found that he didn’t know what to say, the system that should be washed couldn’t even give a little pretense suggestion, it was really weak.

Filch coughed lightly, drawing Joshua’s eye and gently stroking the small wooden cabinet on the table with his hand.

“Like it? This is what I made overnight last night…”

As if telling his old lover about his love, he muttered, “Every bad student has their own unique record… You see… Sirius Black, James Potter, oh, these are old men… Tell me about the people you know, George Weasley and Fred Weasley… Two troublemakers who are not worth hanging to death…”

“Of course there will be you in the future…”

He suddenly leaned down and put his face close to Joshua, his cloudy eyes full of teasing, “Oh~ how great this is!” In the future, the number one white wizard in the world will be caught by me! ”

Joshua could feel a mixture of the smell of smoke and the smell of unpalatable vegetable soup rushing to his face, and he couldn’t open his eyes when it was about to irritate.

But he still tried to keep his eyes wide open, “But I think this wooden cabinet of yours has wisdom to record my great achievements!” Mr. Filch! Although I self-directed, you are laughing at me! But I will still let others taunt and not waver, as I said during the sorting ceremony, knowing the day when I truly ascended to the top of the wizarding world! ”

Filch shook his head, “Hmph… Brat…. The cowhide is blown up, but it is easy to blow yourself up… I’ve seen a lot of talented little wizards… But the result? Damn it or die…”

Joshua didn’t know if he was talking about Harry’s father, and he could only continue to argue: “If I unfortunately die on the way to the top, then I can only consider myself unlucky; But I will not stop myself because I am afraid of death, and if I am lucky enough not to die, then…”

“Okay, okay… You don’t say it… I’m not here to hear your supposedly right dreams! ”

Filch interrupted Joshua with interest, “If you want to be the number one in the world, I don’t care… What if there is another Dumbledore or mysterious man in the world? I’m just the gatekeeper who guards Hogwarts…”

“Let’s go… Professor McGonagall sent you here for a week, this night… It’s still long…”