Bleach: The Invincible Slacker from Rukongai

Uehara Baiyu was satisfied with the current speed of becoming stronger.

Moreover, he would be able to complete another special mission soon. The situation was very good and worth looking forward to.

At this moment, Uehara Baiyu said without looking back:"Are you so afraid of me? I don't bite people!"

Shifengyuan Yoruichi walked out from the dark and looked at Uehara Baiyu with a depressed expression:"How did you find me?"

The Xing Army and the Secret Mobile Team are best at assassination and infiltration, and these two forces are almost equivalent to the private armed forces of the Shifengyuan family.

Therefore, Shifengyuan Yoruichi has been working hard on lurking, assassination, and instant step since she was a child.

However, she couldn't even get close to the opponent after practicing the skills for so many years, which really hit her a bit.

Uehara Baiyu turned around and looked at Shifengyuan Yoruichi through the only hole in the mask.

This time, Shifengyuan Yoruichi changed into a purple top and black tights, which set off her almost perfect figure to the fullest.

This outfit doesn't look like she is here to fight.

He shrugged and answered Yoruichi's question.���："‘Have you heard of 'Scent of a Woman'?"

At this moment, looking at the yellow spiral mask on Uehara Shiroha's face, Shifengyuan Yoruichi was a little puzzled:

"Why are you wearing a mask all of a sudden? Your eyes are covered, can you see?"

"Just to avoid seeing it. Last time I saw something I shouldn’t have seen, it was a bit eye-irritating." Uehara Shiraha’s face under the mask was very serious

"I am really sorry about that." Shifengyuan Yoruichi habitually clenched his fist and then unclenched it, and continued to test:"Is your mask also a divine weapon?"

"Yes, it is a powerful magic weapon, and there is a story behind it.

This mask comes from a dog who has suffered from"hereditary mental pink eye" since he was a child, but he is cheerful and helpful. He usually helps old ladies cross the road. It was not until he saw his beloved woman die in front of him that he froze his heart and looked around in despair.

From then on,"I wear a clown mask on my head and I don't love anyone."

It is said that if you collect the mask of A Fei, Tom's piano, Viego's sword and the horn of Feiyangyang, you can summon the king of dogs to fulfill any wish."

"The King of Tengu?" Shifengyuan Yoruichi was half-believing and half-doubting:"Fulfill any wish? It sounds unreliable."

Although what he said sounded like nonsense, he had a clear point in his words, and he spoke in a leisurely manner, which did not sound like a fabrication at all.

Which of his words was true and which was false?

She really couldn't tell!

Uehara Baiyu walked a few steps to the pirate flag, picked it up, and unfolded it to Shifengyuan Yoruichi:

"See this flag?"

"I saw it, and then what!"Shifengyuan Yeyi's expression was calm.

"Give me money!"

"I'm on the run and have no money!"

"Then use a magic weapon as collateral, it doesn't have to be a very good one, something like [Double Strike] will do!"

Shifengyuan Yeyi was so angry that he laughed,"Do you think [Double Strike] is a piece of cabbage? Not to mention that I'm no longer the head of the family, even if I were the head of the family, I wouldn't be able to take out that kind of magic weapon."

"Then I will suffer a little loss, and just get a random magic weapon."Uehara Baiyu said while throwing up and catching the pirate flag in his hand.

Shifengyuan Yoruichi's heart moved and chuckled:

"With your strength, you don't need the help of the magic weapon, right? After all, your Zanpakuto ability is space-based."

Uehara Baiyu heard that Shifengyuan Yoruichi was probing him.

However, he ignored it and threw the pirate flag in his hand, making it land steadily on the ground, and then said with a sly smile:

"You also know that with my ability, I can freely enter and leave the Shifengyuan family's mansion, right?

Since the elder sister is unwilling to give in, then the younger brother can also do it.

Miss Yoruichi, you don't want your lovely Odoudou to become my shape, right?"

"You are a beast!" Shifengyuan Yoruichi almost cursed out loud. The reason why she has been frequently in and out of Soul Society recently is to arrange family affairs, especially to protect her younger brother Yushiro.

Otherwise, it will be difficult to arrange things when people leave and the tea is cold.

Unexpectedly, before she has figured out the bottom of this"Otsutsuki Naruto", he has pointed out her weakness.

The key is that Shifengyuan Yoruichi knows that this"Otsutsuki Naruto" is really capable of threatening Yushiro.

This guy is more mysterious than Aizen, and more shameless than Aizen.

What sin did Soul Society commit to produce such a pair of"Crouching Dragon and Phoenix"?

Helplessly, Shifengyuan Yoruichi suggested:"Let's cooperate! As long as you join forces with us to deal with Aizen, you can get what you want."

"Cooperation!" Uehara Baiyu touched his chin, pondered for a moment, and asked in a very serious tone:

"I want the thing, but I don’t want to cooperate. What do you think I should do?"

"You deserve to die!" Yoruichi Shihoin almost exploded, it was so infuriating.

Uehara Shiroha smiled lightly:"You are anxious, anxious, you are anxious."

Yoruichi Shihoin threw a punch, but of course it missed.

Looking at the phantom-like"Otsutsuki Naruto", she finally calmed down and asked in confusion:

"Why don't you cooperate with us?

It will benefit us all.

With your ability, you won't be afraid of Aizen, right?"

"This is not a matter of fear or not." Uehara Baiyu said as a matter of course:"Of course I will stand on the side of the winner!"

Shifengyuan Yoruichi said confidently:

"Aizen is just a villain hiding in the shadows. He can't fool everyone. We will be able to return to the Soul Society soon."

She really thinks so now.

Uehara Baiyu almost laughed out loud and sneered mercilessly:

"What do you rely on to come back?

‘Will of Fire’、‘D's Will’、‘'Dark Will' or 'Golden Spirit'?

You still don't understand why you lost.

You and Aizen are not playing the same game.

You are playing hide-and-seek, while he is playing a real-life Werewolf.

He didn't kill all of you because the timing was wrong.

It means that he doesn't value the Soul Society.

Otherwise, you would all kneel down and call him 'Captain Aizen'.’"

Uehara Shiraha does not underestimate the power of"bonds" and"protection".

But in reality, people who wear shoes are afraid of those who are barefoot, and those who are pointed at by guns are generally honest people.

Shifengyuan Yoruichi is not discouraged:

"What is fake is fake. One day, the truth will be revealed and he will be exposed."

Uehara Baiyu chuckled and said:

"As a member of the Five Great Nobles, don't you know?

Our world is a palace built of lies!

You Five Great Nobles and the Soul Society are also built on lies.

So the truth is not important at all."

In fact, the five great nobles who now claim to protect the Soul King are the culprits who"torn the Soul King into pieces" back then. What the Zero Squad and the Five Great Nobles call the Soul King is actually"guarding the corpse of the Soul King."

This is the biggest secret of the Soul Society and an absolute taboo.

Shihoin Yoruichi's pupils shrank and she said in surprise:"You even know this. It seems that your Otsutsuki family is indeed one of the ancient families."

After that, her eyes became cold:"Then you are going to stand on the side of Aizen?"

Facing Shihoin Yoruichi's sharp eyes, Uehara Shiraha shook her head and said in a relaxed tone:

"Not really.

What I mean is that your level of thinking and overall perspective are not in the same dimension as Aizen's.

You need a leader to take charge of the overall situation."