Blind box wholesaler, start crazy to break PDD
Chapter 015
“No, I want to find the boss theory today!”
“Say okay shoe blind box, what do you mean by stepping on a horse and bringing me a pair of cacti?”
To be honest, this time the situation is a hundred times worse than the previous durability.
It is durable and can be worn, and it is a pair of shoes.
But what about this?
PDD felt like he was going crazy.
You have a durable one in front of you, and your brother Kun insulted my IQ, I endured.
Later, a New Balance Luminous SB scolded me, and I also recognized it.
But isn’t it excessive that you are now suspected of murder?!
Without saying a word, PDD took a photo and sent it to the boss.
PDD: Boss, what does this mean?
PDD: Is there still a royal law? Is there still a law? My old didn’t offend you, are you going to treat me like this?!”
I don’t know if it’s some old six peeping screen.
Anyway, within a few seconds of the PDD message, the boss replied.
Boss: Is there anything wrong with these shoes?
Seeing the boss’s reply, PDD’s nose was almost crooked.
Any more questions?
Big problem, okay!
Who dares to wear this thing!
PDD: What kind of shoes are these? Nike? I don’t think Nike is so frustrated!
Boss: The thing is this, Nike’s very classic Air Force One knows, right?
PDD: I know~
Such a classic shoe, he naturally knows.
Air Force One, full name AirForce 1.
The shoes in this collection originated in 1982 and are deeply rooted in basketball culture from birth.
At first, the official let six famous basketball players such as Moses Malone and Michael Cooper endorse the shoes.
These six basketball superstars gave Air Force One the design concept of “grand, durable, transcendent, bold, coherent and pure”.
Later, superstars such as Kobe Bryant and James successively endorsed this classic model.
It can be said that after many years, AirForce 1 is more than just a pair of pure sneakers.
It’s more about a culture!
When a pair of shoes becomes a culture, then it is no longer an ordinary pair of shoes.
It’s a work of art.
This shows how popular AirForce1 really is.
PDD didn’t understand why the boss asked that.
Could it be that the cactus he opened is still not related to AirForce1?
Boss: It’s not a secret, these slippers are actually the younger brother of Air Force One, Desert One.
PDD:???
Are you stepping on a horse when I am stupid?
Shentama Desert One!
Boss: Air Force One focuses on basketball culture, and our Desert One highlights a ‘fairy’ character.
PDD: What do you mean?
Boss: Our Xia Kingdom has had the culture of becoming immortals since ancient times, right, desert No. 1 uses cacti as soles, that is, borrowing the word ‘immortal’, which is a saying.
Boss: Ordinary people’s feet are called paws, what are cactus feet?
Boss: Cactus!
Boss: So when you put on this pair of desert one, isn’t it turning the soles of mortal feet into ‘cactus’?
Boss: This is a fairy in disguise!
Ding-dong~Ding-dong~!
The boss’s news came in a series of ways.
PDD was bombarded with news from the boss for a while, and some couldn’t react.
Is there still this saying about cacti?
What a crooked theory is this horse pedaling!
If you look at it according to the boss’s explanation, then wouldn’t you be able to become an immortal by wearing Desert No. 1?
Isn’t that?!
Before PDD could start complaining, there was a message from the boss.
Ding dong~!
Boss: And our Double Desert One has other particularities
PDD looked at the news of the boss and completely fell into the realm of doubtful life.
According to what the boss said, since he wants to become an immortal, there must be a way to become an immortal.
This pair of desert number one is the pedal of mortal cultivators.
As we all know, there are thorns on the cactus, and Desert One cleverly uses the thorns on the cactus to introduce the concept of ‘acupuncture’.
According to the boss’s explanation, every thorn on Desert One perfectly fits the acupuncture points of the human foot.
When people wear these shoes, these thorns can pierce these acupuncture points, help the human body open the ‘Rendu Two Veins’, and continuously absorb the essence of heaven and earth from under their feet, so as to achieve the purpose of cultivating into immortals.
Boss: In addition, our pair of desert No. 1 uses pure green environmental protection materials, fully air-permeable design, which can effectively prevent foot odor, foot gas and other problems.
Boss: Finally, dear, in order to ensure the maximum effect of immortal cultivation, we do not recommend that you pad insoles here~
PDD:……
Good one desert one!
What a cultivation into an immortal!
What an acupuncture!
PDD silently turned off the chat interface of a certain treasure.
He can see that this boss must have been engaged in pyramid schemes before.
This horse gave him a flicker.
If he hadn’t read books for a few years, he might have really been fooled by the other party and limped to cultivate immortals.
“Brothers, I just want this boss to prove that this is not a pair of shoes.”
In front of the camera, PDD slumped in a chair and said to the fans in the live broadcast room;
“But he stepped on the horse to give me a flicker, and I almost ran to cultivate immortals when I stepped on the horse!”
This boss is simply poisonous!
PDD sat in his chair and said he wanted to be quiet.
Don’t ask him who Jingjing is, he feels like his brain is no longer enough.
The water friends in the live broadcast room looked at PDD’s appearance of giving up struggle, and smiled more happily.
“Laugh at me, cacti also have the function of helping people cultivate immortals ahahah~”
“Air Force One’s younger brother – “Desert One” poof~”
“I have to say, the design concept of Desert One is good to throw off Air Force One hundred streets, can he Air Force One can acupuncture? Can it make people immortal? ”
“233 ~ Put on Desert No. 1, stand on the ground and become an immortal, I have thought of the advertising words for you hahaha~!”
“This boss is afraid that he is not the reincarnation of ‘Shangshu of the Criminal Department’, Tai Nima tortures people!”
“Reasonable, this shoe is good, okay, it comes with acupuncture function!”
“Who goes to a foot spa shop with stuff~”
“Brothers, is the point of these? The point is that the old should wear it to skewers! ”
“……”
A word awakens the dreamer.
Suddenly, the barrage in the live broadcast room was full of barrages that let PDD wear Desert One to skewers.
PDD was originally slumped in a chair.
He was completely defensive.
But seeing this screen-filled barrage, I suddenly couldn’t sit still.
“Groove, do you say this kind of thing? Wearing this thing will kill you! ”
PDD looked at the camera in disbelief.
Do these fans want to see him in these shoes?
No!
They want to see him become an immortal and ascend directly to heaven!
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