Blind box wholesaler, start crazy to break PDD

In the live broadcast room, PDD helplessly watched where his piglet was making up for the beginning and end of Diga’s Buddhahood.

To be honest, looking at the self-justification of these water friends, he felt that it made sense to step on the horse.

“So, what kind of Buddha is this?”

PDD sent soul torture to the boss.

Since you say that Diga has become a Buddha, there must be a Buddha seat.

Well, the story always has a beginning and an end.

Ding dong~!

Boss: Did Shakyamuni know?

PDD: You know, the founder of Buddhism, right?

Boss: That’s right, this is Shakyamuni’s brother, Dikyamuni Buddha, Diga is the Dharma number, and the giant of light is the embodiment of his divine power

PDD：…

Good horse a Digamuni Buddha!

What you fucking said makes sense, I am speechless!

“666, Digamuni Buddha, this name is tall at first hearing.”

“Poof, Ultraman is the embodiment of the Dharma Heaven and Earth, and this boss’s brain hole is really strange~”

“I’m thinking there’s nothing wrong with it~”

“Diga is the Dharma number, and the full name of the people is Diga Muni Buddha!”

“233~I can’t face Digga anymore~”

“Zhuo, when I was a child, I was afraid that I didn’t watch the fake Dijia and destroy the three views!”

“……”

Looking at the boss’s message to PDD, the water friends in the live broadcast room were overjoyed.

For the boss’s brain circuit, water friends admire the five bodies to the ground.

This can be rounded back, which everyone never expected.

PDD also sighed helplessly.

“Your brothers span a lot of time, but Di Jia Tama existed 30 million years ago~”

In front of the camera, PDD couldn’t help but complain.

But I don’t know if it’s because of this old Liujies, at this moment, PDD is looking at the Diga Buddha statue figure in his hand, and there is actually a tendency to look more and more pleasing to the eye.

Of course, that middle finger is how awkward he looks.

Even if this is just a not very serious figure, but being compared to the middle finger of the other party, PDD is still a little panicked in his heart.

“Boss, how do you explain this middle finger? I remember Digga unleashing a special move, and the right hand is a hand knife instead of a middle finger, right? ”

As the Ultraman series introduced to the TV station in the original Summer Kingdom, many people are very familiar with it.

Among them, the classic action of Diga unleashing special moves, many people also remember.

The figure posture in his hand is the standard posture of Dijia Composite to release special moves.

It’s just that the right hand becomes the middle finger.

PDD sent a message to the boss again, he wanted to see how this old six quibbled this time.

Ding dong~!

Soon, the boss replied.

Boss: Teacher, you misunderstood, this gesture is not an international friendly gesture, but represents ‘one’, which means to take refuge in Buddhism and become a disciple under Buddha Digamuni.

PDD：……

Can this be treaded?

A good one takes refuge in Buddhism, and a good one becomes a disciple of Digamuni Buddha.

Feelings: This is still an exclusive gesture of your followers of Digamuni Buddha?

It’s just that there shouldn’t be many followers of this Dikyamuni Buddha~

After all, this disciple of Dikyamuni Buddha goes out, and when he preachs, he sees anyone who is more than a middle finger, and it is easy to be beaten to death~!

Thinking of this, PDD stretched out his hand in the direction of the lens.

Just when the water friends didn’t know what PDD was, they saw PDD slowly comparing a middle finger.

Then he said very seriously: “Do you believe in the light? ”

Seeing the huge middle finger in front of the camera, the piglets in the live broadcast room blew up their nests.

“Lying groove, what do you mean by?”

“Blanch!”

“Old, you are stepping on a horse~”

“Brothers, can this be tolerated? Can’t bear it, everyone take the pass! ”

“……”

As soon as the middle finger of PDD came out, the water friends in the live broadcast room stopped working.

We are your food and clothing parents, figure out the hosting relationship!

PDD saw that the water friends in the live broadcast room broke their defenses one after another, and immediately laughed proudly.

“Hey, don’t do it, I’m now a disciple of Digamuni Buddha, this gesture is the exclusive gesture of our disciples, and there is no meaning to despise you~”

As soon as PDD’s words came out, the barrage in the live broadcast room instantly exploded.

“Teacher, do you believe in light?”

A barrage of barrages covered the entire screen, followed by a middle finger meme behind each barrage.

Obviously, at this moment, everyone converted to Buddhism and became faithful followers of Digamuni Buddha.

“Amitabha, color is emptiness is color, donor, do you believe in light (middle finger)?”

“Join us in Digamuni (middle finger)!”

“In other words, it is very painful to become a disciple of Dijamuni Buddha, how many times a day is beaten QAQ?”

“You upstairs don’t understand, this is the Buddha’s test for our followers, if you can’t get over this little difficulty, why are you embarrassed to say that you are a disciple of Dikamuni Buddha?”

“666~ Is this a cult in the New World?”

“Teacher, I suggest you go and prepare a case, otherwise you will soon become the leader of the cult hahaha~”

“Brothers! Isn’t that the inspiration? I stepped on the horse and wrote a novel directly called “About the Reincarnation of Digamuni Buddha into Ultraman”! ”

“Lie down, upstairs you know light novels!”

“……”

In the live broadcast room, the water friends made a mess.

PDD glanced at it, shook his head with a wry smile.

Is this first blind box a loss or a gain?

To put it bluntly, the workmanship of this Digamuni Buddha is indeed very exquisite, and there are almost no flaws or faults.

But if you say that you have earned, this Digamuni Buddha looks strange compared to the middle finger.

PDD expression tangled.

A good figure, you are not the whole Dikyamuni Buddha, isn’t this deliberately diaphragmatic?

In the live broadcast room, PDD placed Digamuni Buddha on the table on the right-hand side.

Then throw the blind box that has been opened in front of you into the trash can on the side.

“This first blind box opened a Shakyamuni Buddha, except for not being very serious, I think the rest is pretty good.”

With that, PDD took another blind box next to it.

“Okay, let’s open the second blind box and see what’s inside!”

Sting~!

PDD scratches the outer express package, revealing a blind box with black packaging inside.

The outer packaging of the second blind box is the same as the first blind box, and even the size is exactly the same.

In front of the camera, PDD lowered the scissors in his hand and buttoned the paper lid above the blind box.

Then slowly pull out a foam box from the inside, and if nothing else, the figure is packed inside.

At the same time, a palm-sized card falls on the table along with the foam box.

PDD picked it up and looked at it, and said in amazement

“How is it still Diga? It won’t be Digamuni Buddha again~! ”

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