Blind box wholesaler, start crazy to break PDD

A barrage streaks across the screen.

At this moment, everyone realized that they were driving a figurine blind box instead of a biological weapon.

“Groove, you tell me it’s a figurine?”

“Who has such great power~”

“Seeing that Teacher Sima is about to faint, this Nima is a handicraft?”

“Without a doubt, this is a figurine.”

“……”

Faced with such a tasteful figure, the water friends in the live broadcast room expressed their shock.

Everyone has seen pirated figures and evil god figures.

But this power is comparable to the figure of biological weapons, and they have seen it for the first time.

At the same time, PDD, who had been peeping on the screen, saw Da Sima’s fully armed appearance, and his heart couldn’t help but tremble.

Fortunately, he gave the blind box to Da Sima.

If he had chosen to continue driving that day, I am afraid that it was he who was almost fainted at this time.

At this moment, PDD’s heart was actually extremely happy.

Be glad of your foresight.

This is really cherishing life and principle blind box!

“Bud, I have to ask the boss what this thing is!”

In the live broadcast room, PDD said with some fear.

Looking at Da Sima’s expression, you can see how strong this taste is.

Are you sure that this smell of something is a figurine or a bioweapon?

And don’t forget, the figure was originally sold to him.

PDD: Boss, did I offend you?

Boss: Why did the teacher of the prostitute say this, you helped me promote the blind box, I thank you for not being too late~

PDD: That’s how you thank me?

Saying that, PDD took a screenshot in the live broadcast room and sent it to the boss.

In the picture, Da Sima wears a gas mask.

It’s not like opening a blind box, it’s like studying some virus weapon.

Boss: Teacher, isn’t this done to restore the characteristics of real people as much as possible?

Restore? Authentic?

To be reasonable, the whole person is numb when I see this PDD.

You restore the real and make the figure come to life, what kind of biochemical weapons are you stepping on the horse!

Boss: Does the teacher know who this figure is?

PDD: Naturally, isn’t this Hiroshi Nohara?

Boss: Since you know that the teacher knows that this is Hiroshi Nohara, what does the first thing you think of him?

PDD: “Crayon Shin”?

Boss: Wrong! It’s Hiroshi Nohara’s smelly feet!

Hiroshi Nohara, from the anime “Crayon Shin”, is the father of Shin.

When it comes to Hiroshi Nohara, many fans will think of the iconic Kokuji face, thick beard heel and thick eyebrows.

But this middle-aged man who seems to be like a background plate and full of daily life hides a big killer.

That’s right!

That’s Hiroshi Nohara’s foot odor attack!

As for how much Hiroshi Nohara’s feet stink

Let’s just say that the shoes he wore can be completely defined as ‘highly toxic dangerous goods’!

For Hiroshi Nohara, PDD is naturally no stranger.

In their time, the anime “Crayon Shin” was very popular.

PDD: Even so, you can’t be so smelly~

In the chat channel, PDD said.

What do you think the Great Sima has smoked into?

This unfortunate child has all the gas masks on, if it were not for the equipment, I am afraid that he would have been sent to the ICU by now.

Boss: Stink?! You just think he stinks? If so, then you are too superficial.

PDD：……

What does this mean?

Am I not telling the truth?

How did it become my superficiality?

Boss: Does Teacher know the character of Hiroshi Nohara?

PDD: I know, office workers,, drinking, strict wife, and of course, foot odor!

Boss: That’s right! At first glance this is the epitome of most men in society, but it is also the greatest thing about Hiroshi Nohara.

PDD: What do you say?

Boss: In “Crayon Shin”, Miyo (Hiroshi Nohara’s wife) mentioned that Hiroshi Nohara did not have bad feet before he got married, and the reason why his feet smelled was caused by the fact that he had to take on the responsibility of supporting the family after he got married, and ran the business day and night! He loves to drink because his work requires entertainment!

Boss: So, do you still think it’s foot odor?

Boss: No!

Boss: That’s a man’s responsibility, it’s a testament to a great father!

Boss: This is fatherly love, how can you laugh at his smelly feet?

Ding-dong~Ding-dong~!

Chat channel, message prompts keep ringing.

PDD looked at the series of messages sent by the boss and fell silent.

Yes, if you understand it from the perspective of what the boss said, foot odor is not Hiroshi Nohara’s shortcomings, but proof that he has responsibility and responsibility.

Although “Crayon Shin” is an anime work, it actually reflects a lot of reality.

For example, Hiroshi Nohara, he is an ordinary office worker who has to run business every day.

From time to time, I also have to accompany my boss to socialize.

He has a family, a wife and children, and a mortgage.

Even the mortgage needs to be repaid for 32 years!

This kind of pressure is all supported by a man with a spine.

This is true in anime, but why not in reality?

After all, the rich are only a minority.

I think that Hiroshi Nohara’s beard and ballast look is probably also deliberately designed by the author like that~

Because when a man is running all day for life and family, physically and mentally exhausted, he does not have much time to pay attention to his appearance.

PDD: Listen to Jun Yixi, better than ten years of reading, I didn’t expect that there was such a meaning hidden behind this figure, the boss is a talent!

Understanding the original intention of the boss to design this figure, PDD was silent.

It’s not easy for men~!

As the boss said, you can dislike Hiroshi Nohara’s beard and slenderness, or you can dislike his smelly feet.

But you can’t say this man can’t!

He may not be good enough, but he can give everything for his family.

What is the most important thing for a man?

It’s responsible!

You can have no money, you can have no house, you can be powerless.

But as a man, you can’t do without responsibility!

“Brothers, all stand up and apologize to Hiroshi Nohara!”

In the live broadcast room, PDD looked at the direction of the camera and felt it.

He said in a serious tone

“We are not qualified to laugh at such a pure master!”

At this moment, the figure that exuded the stench of the sky was no longer a simple figure.

Rather, it is a symbol of a man.

Ding dong~!

Just when PDD was full of feelings and wanted to show his speech talent in the live broadcast room, another message prompt came from the chat channel.

“Dear, friendly reminder, the taste of the figure is completely non-toxic and pollution-free, you can suck it with confidence~”

PDD：？？？

My feelings have been brewed to this point, and the atmosphere of the live broadcast room is almost the same.

As a result, at this time, you stepped on the horse and told me that this is non-toxic and pollution-free?

Still let me suck it with confidence?

At this moment, PDD broke the defense because of the boss’s words.

The thousands of words that were thought of were blocked back by the boss’s words.

“I’ll suck you like a mussel!”

“I admire Hiroshi Nohara for being a real man, but who can stand the smell of feet comparable to biochemical weapons?!”

“Didn’t you see that Teacher Sima was about to be smoked to death by stepping on a horse?!”

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