Blind box wholesaler, start crazy to break PDD

Ding~ding~ding~!

In the live broadcast room, the PDD hammer chisel struck happily.

At this time, he seemed to completely forget that he was unpacking on the live broadcast and immersed himself in the fun of playing with mud.

Until you hear a click.

The chisel in his hand seemed to have touched something hard, and only then did he come to his senses.

“Brothers, there seems to be something!”

PDD noticed that the strength of the chisel feedback in his hand was different from before, and immediately exclaimed.

Then he chiseled a few more times nearby, then took the brush on one side and brushed it.

Sweeping away the plaster shavings on the top, PDD found a touch of bronze on the white plasterboard.

“There really is something!”

PDD brought the camera closer, and the water friends in the live broadcast room saw a different color through the lens.

This color has a characteristic bronze luster.

“Lying groove, is it bronze?!”

“Could it be that the old really dug up the bronze?”

“Anyway, the bronze one should be worth a lot!”

“Don’t rush to conclusions, let’s see what is being said.”

“……”

Seeing something, the water friends in the live broadcast room were also interested.

Many water friends have speculated about what will be here.

Some people say it’s a bronze ding, some say it’s definitely a bronze ornament.

The most outrageous thing is that there are water friends who swear that this horse is a bronze ancient tree!

Watching PDD that’s called a creepy!

But since you have found something, there is a reason why you can’t open it.

PDD chiseled around that bronze color for another half a minute.

It was not until the plaster cast around the perimeter was chiseled to a depth of about one centimeter that he stopped.

At this time, the things in the hidden stone had already begun to appear in Lushan’s true face.

“Brothers, I know what this is.”

Looking at the objects that surfaced, PDD said very confidently:

“This is a terracotta army!”

The upper body of a terracotta warrior was exposed in the plaster, and the appearance was almost exactly the same as what was seen on TV.

Don’t look at this terracotta army is very small, but the facial features are extremely realistic.

Even because the terracotta warriors still hide a little white plaster that has not been cleaned up, it looks more old.

Of course, this is certainly not a real terracotta army.

After all, the real terracotta warriors are not so stunted.

But Rao is so, PDD is also very satisfied.

573 First of all, this thing is made of bronze.

Secondly, this terracotta army is beautifully worked, and it is not an inferior product at first glance.

Finally, and most importantly, he finally opened a normal figure!!!

At this moment, God knows how excited PDD is inside.

“Stop ink, quickly dig it out and take a look!”

At this time, the big Sima on the side couldn’t help but urge.

Seeing this, PDD collected the excitement in his heart and continued to gouge.

Soon, this terracotta statue was completely excavated from the plaster by PDD.

The terracotta warriors are not large, about ten centimeters in height.

Because it is a bronze product, it is cold and heavy, and it is full of weight!

However, at this time, the terracotta warriors were still stained with a lot of plaster, and they could not be fully seen.

So PDD picked up the brush on the side and cleaned it carefully.

Slowly, the Terracotta Army revealed the true face of Lushan.

However, PDD saw this clean terracotta army, and he was not directly angry.

The Terracotta Army is still a familiar terracotta army.

It’s just that this terracotta warrior has an AK-47 assault rifle in his hand.

This is Nima outrageous!

Looking at the terracotta army in his hand, PDD was stunned.

For a moment, I didn’t know what to say.

After a long while, PDD screamed and threw the terracotta warriors in his hand on the table.

“I’m going to Nima’s, are you going to put this on hold and fight with me?!”

Boom~!

The terracotta figurines were dropped on the table with a crisp crashing sound.

Seeing this scene, the water friends in the live broadcast room couldn’t help it.

“Poof~! I knew it wasn’t that simple! ”

“666, this terracotta army refreshed my cognition!”

“Hahaha, Tai Nima is engaged, the terracotta army is actually carrying an AK-47, what is the design of this Nima!”

“Needless to say, this shape is too joyful!”

“……”

The water friends in the live broadcast room saw this terracotta army with AK-47 and laughed.

They guessed for a long time, but they were stunned that they did not expect such a result.

In front of the camera, PDD looked at the terracotta warriors on the table with a collapse and wanted to cry without tears.

Is it easy for me to play with a blind box?

Can’t I give Lao Tzu a serious figure to comfort my wounded soul under CJCF?!

“Yay! What a horse! ”

“Boss, is there something wrong with you stepping on a horse, this is something that people can design?!”

What a good bronze terracotta army, and as a result, you step on the horse and fix this?

A grain of rat poop ruined a pot of porridge.

At this moment, PDD finally knew the true meaning of this sentence.

“Poof~Hahaha!”

In the room, Sabelin and Ning Shishi saw this terracotta warrior with AK-47, and then looked at PDD’s uncomfortable expression like eating a fly, and they all laughed unkindly.

Even Da Sima pushed PDD and said:

“Don’t be discouraged teacher, there is such a big piece of this plaster, there should still be it in it, or not…. Hahaha! ”

Saying that, Da Sima himself was the first to laugh.

It’s not that he has a low laugh.

It’s really PDD’s expression on the verge of collapse at this time, it’s really funny!

“I’ll dig a hammer, I…”

When PDD heard Da Sima’s words, he suddenly became angry.

He looked left and right, then grabbed the pocket hammer on the table and slammed it at the remaining plaster in the blind box.

The more he smashed, the more irritable he became, and his movements were no longer gentle and delicate as before.

The so-called archaeological play was completely forgotten by him.

At this moment, the plaster became the object of PDD.

As far as this violent excavation archaeology, tomb thieves have to call the insider when they see it!

Soon, the plaster was smashed by angry PDD.

Not to mention, two terracotta warriors were really found one after another from inside.

It’s just how to say it

Looking at the collapsed expression of PDD at this time, you can see that this terracotta army is definitely not very serious.

In the live broadcast room, PDD collapsed and sat down in a chair, his face full of lifeless feelings.

As for the table in front of the camera, it was a mess by him.

However, even so, Da Sima still did not let PDD go.

He pushed the chair where PDD was sitting to the side, and then beckoned to Sabelin on the side.

“Come and do me a favor and clean up here.”

Sabelin took the cleaning tool and worked with Da Sima to clean and wipe the messy tabletop.

After doing all this, the Great Sima placed the three terracotta warriors in front of the camera and lined them up.

“Come on, come on, everyone look at the terracotta warriors opened by the prostitutes!”

Da Sima held back a smile and greeted the water friends in the live broadcast room. (Read violent novels, just go to Feilu Fiction Network!) ）

When the water friend in the live broadcast room heard this, he fixed his eyes and suddenly couldn’t laugh.

Without him, the shape of these three terracotta warriors is more chic than the other.

The first was holding an AK-47, the second was even more outrageous, holding a Gatling.

The most absolute is the third terracotta warrior, with a rifle on his back, and a small electric donkey riding on his crotch!

Seeing the true faces of these three terracotta warriors, the water friends in the live broadcast room all smiled and stood upright.

“Poofhaha~ This shape is too Nima engaged, laughing at Lao Tzu!”

“No wonder the prostitute teacher is autistic, who is not autistic!”

“It is not unreasonable that the First Emperor can unify the six countries, and it is to convince people with virtue hahaha!”

“Seeing this, I can only say that the Six Nations don’t lose money!”

“On why the Qin Kingdom can unify the six countries!”

“Brothers, the reason why the Qin Dynasty unified the six countries has been found!”

“Hahaha, King Qin swept Liuhe by relying on this Gatling!”

“Qin Shi Huang: How? Is the army of the oligarchs mighty ?! ”

“Gan, who the will tell me in the future that the ancient people are backward in science and technology, and I will step on the horse and follow him urgently!”

“True Great Qin Special Forces!”

“That one riding an electric donkey is not from the Daqin Mechanical Motorized Cavalry Division!”

“Isn’t this horse the same small electric furnace as Huaqiang, and Daqin Ruishi buys melons?”

“……”

Seeing the chic shape of these three terracotta warriors, the water friends in the live broadcast room were numb with laughter.

They have seen big brain holes, but this is the first time they have seen such brain holes.

“Brothers, do you know what this story says?”

Da Sima was in front of the camera and tried to hold back his smile and said:

“It shows that the First Emperor has known a truth for thousands of years, you are a whole blessing, I am a whole AK, become bigger and stronger, and create brilliance again!”

“It turns out that the First Emperor is right!”

“Really, I think the history books are still too conservative, this horse is the true level of the Great Qin Empire!”

With this equipment, what Qi Chuyan Zhao Weihan, is it simply not optimistic enough?!

That is, at that time, the first emperor patronized the rioters and did not open the map, otherwise there would not be so many bird words now!

Listening to Da Sima’s words, the water friends in the live broadcast room laughed even happier.

It took a long time for everyone to barely hold back their smiles.

Da Sima pushed the PDD lying on the corpse and said with a smile:

“Don’t be like this, teacher, you think about it from another angle, there are so many terracotta warriors, but only you are unique!”

Da Sima’s unease was okay, and he almost didn’t cry when he comforted PDD.

I don’t want such a unique figure.

I just want an ordinary terracotta warrior!

“Teacher Sima, tell me quickly, say I’m dreaming, say that all this is fake!”

PDD grabbed Da Sima’s hand and said a little confused.

Seeing this, Da Sima was stunned for a moment.

Forthwith… Snap lightly on PDD’s face.

“Does it hurt?”

“Sort of.”

“It hurts, how can this kid talk nonsense?!”

Da Sima looked at PDD with an evil smile, without the slightest pity in his heart.

Thinking that he couldn’t stay in the room of this cargo pit, the more PDD collapsed, the more relieved he was!

“No, I want to ask the boss for an explanation today!”

PDD returns to reality and also wants to be angry.

Finally, he sat up sharply from his chair with an imposing expression.

“The god step horse terracotta army carries AK, isn’t this a pit man?!”

As the saying goes, the more you think about it, the more angry you are, and the more you think about it for a while, the more you lose!

Today he must ask that old sixth boss to give an explanation!

Otherwise, the goods still think that he PDD is a bully!

Saying that, PDD clicked on a certain treasure’s page, found the customer service of Wondershare blind box direct sales store, and sent a message directly.

PDD: “Call your boss here!” ”

Customer service: “Dear, is there something going on?” ”

Boss: “There is a problem with your blind box, I want to find your boss.” ”

Customer service: “Dear, it is possible to open anything in the blind box, you see…”

PDD: “It’s not this problem, it’s your boss who is too bullying, call him to me!” ”

PDD looked at the message returned by the customer service and became even more uncomfortable.

Is this a blind box problem?

This is the problem of IQ being crushed!

After PDD sent this news, the customer service seemed to be a little confused, and did not reply to the message for a long time.

But fortunately, in the end, the boss came.

“Teacher, what’s wrong?”

Seeing this reply, PDD knew that the Lord was coming.

He first took a screenshot of several terracotta warriors lined up on the table, and then sent it to the boss.

A message asked, “What’s wrong?” Come on, come on, can you explain to me what this is? ”

“This is the Terracotta Army, who is carrying an AK-47 and carrying Laifu on his back!”

PDD is inwardly broken.

A good terracotta warrior was stunned like this, can he not be angry?!

With the workmanship of this terracotta army, if not a spoof, it is definitely a work of art and is extremely collectible.

But now such a whole will only make people’s blood pressure rise!

“Don’t be angry teacher, since you know that this is the Terracotta Army, you should naturally know about this matter of the first emperor and the government~”

Soon, the boss replied.

Just seeing this reply, PDD almost vomited blood.

A simple message, stunned in it, contains a sense of contempt that you don’t even know about this.

Of course, I know that the Terracotta Army is from the Qin Dynasty.

But am I asking this?

I asked why the Terracotta Army of the Qin Dynasty carried AK-47s.

Oh, your terracotta warrior is a veteran of the Qin Dynasty, and it is also equipped with an exclusive BGM with bags~!

“Do you think I’m stupid?”

PDD sent such a message to the boss.

Obviously, at this time, he felt that his IQ had been humiliated and was on the verge of exploding.

Ding dong~!

“Don’t be angry teacher, you listen to my explanation, there is actually a reason for this.”

The boss quickly sent a reply.

PDD didn’t speak, he wanted to see how the boss could quibble this time.

The evidence is like a mountain, you can still say that you can’t break the sky when you step on a horse?!

“Does the Seeking Qin Lu know?”

“Xiang Shaolong, a modern person, traveled back to the Qin Dynasty, it is normal to understand some modern technology~”

“So you don’t need to be angry teacher, this is not a historical version of the Terracotta Army, but a Terracotta Army of the “Xun Qin Lu” version.”

“I call it the Great Qin Rangers, who specialize in fighting the Xiongnu!”

After reading the boss’s explanation, PDD’s whole person was numb.

This can be treaded on horses?!

PS: Kneel and beg the big guys for more support, please!!!。