Blind box wholesaler, start crazy to break PDD

The Jade Seal of Chuanguo, also known as the Seal of Chuanguo, is the highest symbol of imperial power.

The history books record that it has a radius of four inches, five dragons on the button, and the eight seals of the command of heaven and the life of Yongchang are engraved on the front.

The jade seal of the kingdom represents the imperial power and divine grant, the orthodox and legal meaning, the gain symbolizes its ordination to the sky, and the loss means that its qi has been exhausted.

In ancient times, those who ascended the throne to win the position of the great treasure without this seal were ridiculed as white emperors, showing insufficient confidence and scorned by the world.

However, the real jade seal of the kingdom was not heard from in a fire in the late Tang dynasty.

Obviously, this cannot be the Jade Seal of the Kingdom.

“Your family’s heirloom jade seal is so small?”

When Da Sima heard PDD’s words, he immediately mocked mercilessly.

This thing is no more than the size of a fist in total, how can it be a jade seal of the kingdom.

Da Sima’s words made PDD smile awkwardly.

“Just kidding, if this is true, is my stepping on a horse considered reselling cultural relics?”

He just said it casually.

Not to mention the real 30 national jade seals, even the forgeries forged by the later emperors are not something he can touch.

If this thing is not good, it is necessary to be invited in for dinner.

“I don’t know if it’s reselling artifacts, but I know you might have to eat peanuts.”

Da Sima rolled his eyes.

If you also sell cultural relics, please eat a peanut rice is considered merciful.

However, although this jade seal is a fake, the workmanship is extremely exquisite.

Even if PDD and Da Sima don’t understand this thing, they can see that this carving is definitely from the master’s hand.

Without him, this jade seal, whether overall or subtle, gives people a natural and just right feeling.

This is definitely not something that ordinary people can easily carve.

It doesn’t rely on 3D printing.

The jade seal was held in the hand by PDD, and it was cold to the touch, and I didn’t know what material it was made of.

He looked at the jade seal in his hand, and then at the Kangxi twist next to him.

Then the fox said suspiciously: “These two are in a blind box, it won’t really let me experience the feeling of being an emperor in general.” ”

It’s clear.

A jade seal, a fold, this is clearly for him to fold and put on the button.

This is often performed in TV series, and PDD is no stranger.

“It should be, do you want to try it?”

Da Sima nodded and agreed with PDD.

PDD nodded without hesitation when he heard this: “Of course!” ”

O Emperor!

That is the existence of standing at the pinnacle of power, this is the dream of many people.

Although he can’t be a real emperor, he can get by.

And this blind box is open, how can there be a reason not to give it a try.

Saying that, PDD opened the box containing the printing clay next to it, revealing the bright red printing clay inside.

He took the jade seal and aimed it at the printing clay and gently pressed it.

“Dear Aiqing, can you have this music today?”

In front of the camera, PDD coughed twice and gently sat in his throat, then straightened his posture.

Next to him, Da Sima looked at PDD Da Ma Jindao sitting on the chair and pretending to be pretentious, and couldn’t help sighing.

The boss is not a small person, can you not be so naïve.

However, just when Da Sima wanted to complain, he heard PDD shouting again.

“Little pony, present today’s music to Xuan.”

Hearing this, Da Sima was stunned.

Small… Pony?!

Lying groove, who are you scolding as a eunuch?!

I just wanted to turn around and teach PDD a lesson, but I saw PDD’s frowning appearance.

Da Sima was stunned for a moment when he saw this, and then reacted that this was a live broadcast.

Live streaming effect, right?

Helplessly, Da Sima reluctantly picked up the fold on the table and bent over.

“Your Majesty, what you want.”

PDD took the twist and waved his hand with satisfaction: “OK, I know, you step down.” ”

Da Sima: …

The water friends in the live broadcast room laughed crazy when they saw the two people who were like living treasures.

“Pony hahaha!”

“666！ teachers can play! ”

“I now seriously suspect that Teacher is taking revenge on the Great Simahaha!”

“Laugh at me, Teacher Sima would rather be a eunuch than cooperate with him, this horse is a brother!”

“Da Sima: I treat you as a brother, you not only pit me when you step on a horse, but also treat me as a eunuch, right?!”

“233~Pony, take the music for me hahaha~”

“…”(Read violent novels, just go on Feilu Novel Network!) ）

The live broadcast room was full of fun.

In front of the camera, PDD took the fold and pretended to flip it.

Immediately picked up the jade seal with printing clay next to it, and then slapped it heavily on the last page of the fold.

Syllable!

With the button of the jade seal, several bright red characters appeared on the fold.

Just seeing these big words, the expression on PDD’s face froze.

“Chicken, you’re so beautiful?!”

“Ah~ Did the Qing Dynasty have a little sunspot?!”

Seeing this, PDD couldn’t help but laugh first.

Jade seals, twists, chickens, you are too beautiful.

The combination of these three is really Tai Nima.

The big Sima next to him craned his neck curiously when he heard this, and he didn’t hold back this look.

The laughter of the two echoed in the live broadcast room, and the water friends in front of the screen couldn’t help but be a little confused when they saw the two react like this.

Fortunately, PDD did not deliberately sell the pass, and directly picked up the fold and put it in front of the camera.

At this time, in addition to the fact that the last page of the fold was written OK, I knew this classic saying, there was also a bright red seal.

The seal reads: Chicken you are so beautiful!

Seeing this scene, the water friends were also stunned.

“Groove! Chicken you are so beautiful! ”

“Your brother Kun is terrifying, and there will be a little sunspot in the Qing Dynasty.”

“Hahaha! I originally meant to write OK on the fold is enough to step on the horse, and the most unexpected result is this ahahahah! ”

“The carved chicken on the jade seal, you are too beautiful, I never expected it.”

“Brother Kun: It’s all little sunspots, right, remember to bring your heirloom jade seal when the court starts!”

“It’s too much, several times to black my brother Kun, the lawyer letter warns!”

“……”

In the live broadcast room, I saw the chicken buttoned out of the jade seal on the fold, you are too beautiful four big characters, and I laughed one by one.

In any case, no one can imagine that this horse can be black.

No wonder PDD didn’t break the defense this time, it’s really funny that this thing is too nyima.

“Ah~ Are there any fans of your brother Kun in the live broadcast room, if there is, I can give this to you.”

PDD’s tears of laughter came out, and he looked in the direction of the camera and said:

“This is Yuxi, with this, your status in your Kun’s fan base has not risen sharply?!”

Saying that, PDD himself couldn’t help it.

He bent down and patted the table with a smile.

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