Blue and White Society

  Chapter 470 The alien died laughing

  Newtonian mechanics, in fact, is only suitable for the classical universe. To be honest, everything may follow the three laws.

   But at least, at the current stage, it is still a classic law, and it is still used in many places.

  However, in front of aliens, these may be very ridiculous.

   Just look at the appearance of the aliens, they are almost laughing like crazy...

   "Are our scientific theories a joke?"

   "This is too shocking..."

  When everyone apologized on the surface, some scientists felt very uncomfortable, but if you think about it carefully, it is understandable.

  They are 100,000 years behind others in knowledge, let alone 100,000 years, the cognition of thousands of years ago is ridiculous now.

  Substituted from the perspective of aliens, the earthlings solemnly put the ‘laws’ in the data in the form of axioms and presented them to her. This is completely presenting a collection of jokes.

   "But you can't laugh like this." A physicist said secretly.

   "Because of cultural differences, modern people may not laugh like this when they see some nonsense theories of the ancients, but they have known it for a long time. After all, they come from the same strain, so they have expectations in their hearts."

A sociologist whispered: "But aliens are different. Think about it. If you have heard a similar joke, it won't be so funny. But aliens don't know how people on earth know the world. Without psychological expectations, suddenly seeing our scientific theory is like a person who has watched too many jokes and suddenly hears a certain "brain-opening" joke."

  In the case of huge physiological differences and cultural differences, the laughing points are naturally very different.

   Some real everyday jokes on Earth, because everyday life is not the same, so aliens won't react at all. For example, some stalks that laugh at physiology, aliens have different physiological structures, so naturally I don't feel it.

   But science is different, it is an objective observation and summary. Some physical movement phenomena exist on the earth, and they also exist in extraterrestrials.

  So even if the theory is wrong or inaccurate, aliens can understand it and know what these laws are saying.

  Under the circumstances of understanding what these laws are saying, and having a corresponding sense of resonance, it can be concluded that if the earthlings and aliens have a "common language", it must be a scientific language, a mathematical language.

  Because the two bypass cultural differences.

   In terms of mechanics, the black ball civilization must have made some theoretical mistakes and cognitive deviations.

   This is the limitation of the times, but the black ball civilization's misunderstanding of science back then may not be at the same point as the current earth.

  So the "physics joke" of the earth, in the eyes of aliens, may be very strange...

   "It's not that the alien has a low laugh point, maybe she has a high laugh point in her own civilization."

   "But under various factors, the scientific theory of the earth just hit the G-spot of the aliens."

  The advisory group quickly figured out the situation.

   What do they do? They are responsible for analyzing the behavior of aliens and giving suggestions.

  Aliens have to rack their brains to understand the deep meaning behind any behavior they make, so as to facilitate diplomatic work.

   The alien in front of him laughed like a dog when he saw Newtonian mechanics. This is not a trivial matter, and the representatives of various countries attach great importance to it!

   And the reason behind this is not difficult to imagine.

  For an alien, when technology and culture are very different, it is not difficult to understand their scientific laws.

   And what was the tone they just set a while ago? It is just trying to make the aliens happy.

   Unexpectedly, aliens don’t understand the art of the earth, and they are expressionless when watching the comedies on the earth, but the Newtonian mechanics hits the point of laughter instead.

   "She has such a weird smile..."

   "But it's easy to have a laugh!"

  In order to show the beauty of the earth, they prepared a lot of artists, including comedy performers, just to coax aliens.

   Later, it was discovered that the aliens were not in the same dimension as their artistic cells, so they gave up this plan of directly making people laugh.

   But now, this plan is going to be implemented again, but without those comedians, let's go scientists!

  Science is the most classic and enduring comedy theme in the universe!

  Earth talk show master, right in the field of theoretical physics!

  …

   "Each planet orbits the sun in its own elliptical orbit, and the sun is at one focus of the ellipse..."

   "What? Say it again?"

   "Every planet..."

   "Hahahaha! That's on...on..."

   "Kepler..."

   "Hahaha, that Kepler is a talent!"

   "..."

   Watching aliens amused by Kepler's three laws of planetary motion, spreading poor elements, the theoretical physics community is both painful and happy.

  Talking about the laws of classical physics is a comedy performance in front of aliens.

  Newtonian mechanics is just a joke, and Kepler's planetary motion is three big jokes.

   Of course, not everything is laughed at, like thermodynamics, the aliens just smile lightly.

  Mathematical theorems, on the other hand, do not touch the jokes of aliens at all.

Through continuous observation and summary, everyone found that it is normal for mathematics not to touch the jokes. Mathematics is a rigorous basic tool and has nothing to do with observation accuracy and technical limitations, so it is useless at best, and there will be no mistakes, let alone what's so funny.

   As for the very few laws of thermodynamics that are not laughed at, it means that either the joke is old-fashioned, and the black ball civilization has made similar mistakes, or... it is fundamentally right.

   "That piece of black metal should be the cutting-edge material of modern civilization, and it itself violates thermodynamics."

"Yeah, I thought thermodynamics would be the worst laugher. I have observed that piece of black metal for a long time, and it seems that all the particles are stagnant. No, it feels that it is not composed of particles at all, but an indivisible piece of Prom The gram limit matter has been magnified to the macroscopic level..."

   "Tsk, we think so, it just shows that the technology gap is really too big."

  Several scientists were chatting, and the Canadian representative urged: "Stop talking! Who is going to play? You, Dr. Galio, go up and say something."

   "..." Dr. Galio went up dumbfounded.

  He's a theoretical physicist, and now the state is asking him to tell jokes to aliens.

   After thinking about it, he didn't say a law, but a conjecture.

   “The mass of a neutrino is measured by…”

   Galio started a long speech in front of the aliens, and even took out his design drawings from the laboratory.

  Everyone was stunned, because he was talking about a difficult problem he was focusing on: how to measure the mass of neutrinos?

   In this regard, he actually gave a plan that felt very reasonable.

  A complete set of physical models has been constructed. In theory, his method is feasible. As long as a qualified precision analyzer is made in this direction, the mass of neutrinos can be measured.

   "Hahahaha!" Sister You laughed excitedly after hearing it a few times, and snatched the blueprint and Galio's original design.

  These materials are combined to build a complex model, which is a cutting-edge theory.

   "Write it down!" On the Lanbai Club, Canaan frantically recorded, very excited.

  Yes, this is a set of unproven theoretical conjectures that cannot be proved because engineering has not yet reached the standard.

  However, this is what Canaan wants, because on their side, let alone a feasible solution for measuring the mass of neutrinos, even whether neutrinos have mass is still being proved!

  Here he is frantically copying the answers, while over there Sister You is laughing frantically.

   "What is this...hahaha..." Sister You smiled while grabbing the information.

  Another Lanbai Club: "Fuck! Their scientific research foundation is much higher than ours, and this configuration is simply amazing!"

   "Hahaha... What do you think? Earth scientist... Hahaha! It's so funny!" Sister You shook her head.

  Another Lanbaishe: "My God, what do you think? It provides an important new idea for measuring the mass of neutrinos! Before this, we were completely blank in this field!"

  Dr. Galio looked at the successful alien and smiled bitterly.

   This is his lifelong painstaking effort. Although everything is based on theory and is just an unproven solution, it is also the only theoretically feasible solution that humans can come up with.

   I didn't expect that in the eyes of aliens, it would be so ridiculous.

  Sister You smiled when she saw this: "I really want to see you make things and actually measure the data. Work hard, and then you must come up with more interesting solutions... Hahaha!"

  Galio asked a little strangely: "Is it right or wrong?"

"We have never thought of this plan. The idea is too clear...hahaha! This is too troublesome...too funny, but if I insist on using this method to test, it can be tested, and you are not necessarily sure Hahaha." Sister You laughed.

   Galio understands, he understands!

  There are actually many methods. His method is theoretically possible, but it may not be possible to realize it with the technology of earthlings.

  The same theory, aliens can be measured according to this method, which is the gap in actual productivity.

   And why is it so ridiculous? Just trouble. Technology is constantly becoming more convenient. It is definitely impossible to say that his solution is the most perfect measurement solution.

  Aliens must be more perfect, so I think his theory is very funny.

   What is this equivalent to? It's as if the mass of the earth can be calculated through a formula, but it is necessary to design a super large scale to weigh the earth piece by piece, and then feel distressed: alas, engineering technology is not enough to make such a powerful scale .

  The brain hole is so strange that the alien laughed to death.

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  (end of this chapter)