Bodyguard of the School Venus

Brahma stood up, looked at the beauty close at hand and said, "sorry, I didn't know this was your seat!"

"My seat? Are you a classmate of Fantian? My name is Shen Qian, the monitor of class three. I want you to introduce yourself to the students Shen Qian said with a smile.

On Shen Qian's way to the classroom, the counselor sent her a wechat message. Today, a special recruit named Fantian came to the class and asked her to deal with it properly. Shen Qian walked into the classroom for the first time, looked for a circle, and then found Fantian lying on the table sleeping in the last corner of the row. She felt that the special recruit was very different. It should be very difficult for her to sleep on the first day of class You're a good guy.

"Hello, monitor!" Brahma suddenly said hello politely.

Fantian looked at Shen Qian carefully. She was tall, concave and convex, with a horsetail on. Her white face was not powdered. She was so exquisite that people couldn't find fault with her. She gave people a kind of ethereal beauty, and he felt very comfortable with the strong atmosphere of books.

"Ha ha ha..."

I don't know why Brahma's every sentence will lead other students to laugh and frown. His polite words have no laughing point. I wonder if their laughing point is too low?

The scallion white slender jade hand gently covered the cherry lips, Shen Qian shy smile: "Fantian classmate, you can call me monitor, you can also call me Shen Qian."

Seeing Fantian nodding, Shen Qian said, "I'll introduce you now, deputy monitor Tang Guo!"

Sitting in the front row, Tang Guo stood up, looked at Brahma coldly and said, "Hello, Brahma classmate, my name is Tang Guo."

Next, Shen Qian put the study committee member, life committee member, sports committee member, health committee member They all introduced it to Brahma. He didn't expect that Li Meiru was a member of the literary and Art Committee. It looked very interesting.

"Fantian, please introduce yourself now!" Shen Qian said with a smile.

"Cough!" Vatican coughed for a while, suddenly he found Tang Guo made a look, he immediately understood, this is to let him talk less, he raised his voice and said: "my name is Vatican, the introduction is over!"

"It's over?" Shen Qian light Cu Liu Mei asks a way.

"Well, that's it."

"All right! Get ready for class! The teacher is coming soon. " After Shen Qian finished, she turned and left, came to the front row and sat down next to Tang Guo.

"Ha ha ha Ha ha ha... "

Fantian was completely laughed at. His good mood was destroyed in an instant. Li Jian's abuse and classmates' ridicule made him nearly run away. However, calm down and think that he didn't come to school. His duty is to protect Tang Guo's safety.

The cold eyes glanced at Li Jian, who was flirting with Li Meiru. Brahma said in his heart that he would dare to call me a fool. That would cost him. Looking at those students who ridiculed him, Brahma felt more hateful. He squeezed out a smile of evil spirit from the corner of his mouth. His eyes turned and he thought that I would make you laugh enough!

At this time, an old professor with white temples came in and gave a lecture with a book. Economics was bullshit to Brahma. He didn't know anything about it. He started his own revenge.

Take out a piece of blank yellow Rune paper from the bag, put it on your leg, take out a brush that you carry with you, and quickly draw on it with your right sword finger, then suddenly poke the brush, the tip of the brush is suspended on the rune paper, and draw by yourself.

Ghost charms!

When Brahma was five years old, he completely mastered this skill. I still remember that when he was a child, he was repaired by the old man because he used ghost symbols to tease people. Now in retrospect, it was a wonderful childhood.

Three minutes later, the students who had been listening quietly, suddenly, their eyes were dull. A girl grinned and laughed more and more. The old professor standing on the platform was stunned, and then another boy clapped and laughed.

One change two, two change four The number of people laughing is increasing. For a moment, the whole classroom is full of laughter.

The old professor on the stage yelled, "don't laugh. Is my lesson funny?"

In addition to the old professor, there were two other people in the classroom who didn't laugh. Tang Guo and Shen Qian didn't laugh, but they were puzzled by the sudden crazy laughter. They looked at each other, stood up and glanced at each other. Only Brahma sat in the back row with a wisp of smile.

More strange things happened. Li Jian stood up and ran to the platform. Facing all the students, he knelt on the ground and slapped his mouth. Every time he slapped, he looked regretful and cried: "I'm a fool, I'm a big fool..."

"I am licentious, I am licentious, I am not licentious, who is licentious..." Li Meiru, member of the literary and Art Committee, stood up, wriggled and danced, singing popular lyrics.

The whole classroom was boiling, and some students were crying and laughing.

The old professor on the stage quickly picked up the book and quickly walked out of the classroom, shouting: "crazy, crazy..."

The brush floating on the rune paper is still drawing quickly. As the speed of the brush increases, the students in the classroom become crying and laughing. The voice is getting louder and louder, and the whole classroom is full of strangeness.

Tangguo some panic, she reached for Shen Qian's arm, urgent voice: "Shen Qian, how is this in the end?""I think it's Zhongxie!" Shen Qian has profound meaning.

"Zhongxie? Isn't that superstition? " Tang Guo frowned. For the first time, she met such a strange thing. If it was not Zhongxie, how could it be like this? Eyes a turn, she urgent voice way: "Shen Qian, they can't be collective poisoning?"

Click to stop, just a little punishment!

Brahma just wanted to teach these little fresh meats a lesson. Before he entered the society, he mocked people in a terrible way. He didn't understand any politeness at all. With a little punishment, he accepted the writing brush and rune paper.

Before the laughter, all the crazy face suddenly appeared, but for the first time, I don't know the bottom of my mind.

Especially when Li Jian is kneeling on the platform, her mouth is already red and swollen. Li Meiru is not well dressed, and her chest is bare, so she is almost dew point. She arranges her clothes in a hurry.

Shen Qian frowned and squinted at the last row of Brahma. She went to Brahma and asked, "Brahma, what do you think happened before?"

"The students in class three are enthusiastic and have a deep understanding of laughter!" Brahma said with a smile.

"Don't you think there's something strange about it?" Shen Qianxing's eyes swept back and forth on Brahma's face, as if trying to find the answer from his expression. Previously, everyone was crazy, but he was too calm. She suspected that this matter might be related to Brahma, but there was no evidence.

"What's wrong with laughter? For the first time, I didn't understand! " Fantian smiles. He thinks Shen Qian has a good sense of smell and the little girl has a strong insight.

At this time, the door of the classroom was pushed open, and a middle-aged man in a white coat came in, followed by the old professor. The middle-aged man was wearing black frame myopia, and Brahma just looked at it. He had a bitter smile in his heart. The campus life was much more interesting than he imagined!