Bored Gamer in Other World

"Take her skirt off!" I yelled in my thoughts as I sat down and was content to enjoy the show but at this time, a sudden change occurred.

"Hello, people of the Earth! I am Radix!" an unknown voice resounded audibly in my ears.

"What the fuck!" i screamed in my mind. This thought was clearly mirrored by the goons in front of me.

"I have already contacted the Federation and have now been tasked to give you a test. You currently have more than 7 billion in population.

The Federation can't raise you all. And as such, only 500 will be properly accepted into the ranks."

"Prepare for assimilation..."

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Welcome to the AI interface for subject testing...

Difficulty: Peon Stage...

You can choose a class and after that, simulation will then begin.

Objective: Kill as many humans as you can.

Quest ends: 500 humans left.

"What the fuck is this?!" i roared in my mind but i could see nothing but could only perceive this unemotional voice in my ears.

After a breath, an image has now begun to appear before me. From the silvery sheen of white to the discernible letters that next presented in my front.

"Finally something i could understand." i muttered as i scrutinized the descriptions of the brilliant forms of men and women upon me.

1. Warrior - takes melee weapons and expert in close combat warfare.

2. Samurai - proficient in agile forms of engagements. Death shall embrace any who crosses paths with one.

3. Ninja - the dweller in the shadows, unseen and unheard.

4. Paladin - embodiment of what's good and right. Casts healing magic. (low offensive capabilities)

5. Monk - uses bare handed skills and myriad boosts to himself and his allies.

"Five picks, huh?" I murmured. I tried to look around but only saw the images of the class' representations in their imposing gaits and armored personas.

My body seemed immaterial though as if i had only eyes and nothing else's.

"Now what to choose? Hmmm." i was pragmatic enough and thus, easily accepted my current situation. No sense in wasting time. HAHAHA!

Especially with the diminishing timer above the selections. 9 minutes and 1 second and counting...

FUCK!

The choices are all closed combat oriented. It seemed that whoever took me here planned to see equality in whatever assignment may follow after. Now then, warrior seemed to be the best of them all.

That would indeed be true if it was a 1 on 1 situation. HAHAHA! I can't believe that almost 8 billion people will be given a chance of single combat.

ERASED!

Second, Samarui. Hmmm. Attack based?

It would be good if there were skills here to have some kind of idea what these classes provided afterwards.

I tried focusing on a single class since no limb was afforded me at the moment. And what do i know?

Nothing happened!

HAHAHAHA!

Not a thing!

FUCK!

I tried speaking and...

"NINJA!" a deafening bellow reverberated in the confines of whatever place i was right now. My ears would have bled out if i had one at the moment. HAHAHA!

Ninja Abilities:

1. Invisibility - the shadows are the friend of one who had embraced the path of obscurity. (cannot be seen when shadows abounds. limit, none)

2. Dagger of Death - can teleport behind an enemy and strike fatality at the target's body.

3. Dash - the ninja's feet glides upon any surface. (triple the speed than its nonclass counterparts)

I immediately scanned the skills of the other classes and found that each one got three skills listed below their names.

But among the selection, the ninja class would seem to be a tier above the rest. Who was foolish enough to face a foe upfront? HAHAHA!

That only happened in the movies.

Since my conjecture would let me believe that most will choose the ninja class then my sagacious mind decided for me to counter that specific class.

"Hmmmm. I smell death!" i whispered to myself in eagerness and choose a class that would do that job well enough.

"Are you ready to enter the battlefield?" the voice of that Radix something echoed in my consciousness after I picked my chosen class.

"Yes!" i answered and expected a blinding light like the last but...

"Then good luck. Please wait for the timer to run out." the idiotic moron replied.

FUCK!

HAHAHA!

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"BOINK!"

FUCK!

Where the hell am i?

I could see nothing but several flashes of images. Of mountains, hills, landscapes, volcanoes and all the familiar sceneries of the lands.

And after five breaths, the visions changed to that of eerie murky shadows of the unknown.

Of deep pits and coiling gigantic dragons where i can only find inside my wild imaginations when I'm high. HAHAHA!

Where's my shot? I thought in amusement as the horrors came before my eyes and as suddenly as they appeared, a new setting was presented unto me.

Hmmmm. Interesting!

Player Seth

Battle will start in

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The familiar idiotic sound reverberated loudly in my ears.

FLASH!

Dusts flew in the air and together with the change in the atmosphere; the cries of the multitudes began.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"FUCK!"

"IT HURTS!"

"PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!"

The slaughter had truly now commenced. HAHAHA!

I ducked low and observed the place that i was dropped to.

But no matter how hard i tried, i could see nothing but the mass of bodies that encircled me from every side.

And i was not a fool to engage blindly in this stampede of converging peoples. I needed a test.

I skipped and dodged away from the men, women and children in my front but that could only save me a minute before they would ran me over in the chaos that ensued.

What to do? Hmmm... Well this ain't the first time i played a pussy. HAHAHA!

TAP TAP TAP

I ran and dived into the mounds of flesh that was nearest to me. The dead were my close friends and it was not the first time i had blood in my mouth and on my body.