Bored Gamer in Other World

"Off to the next one." Our bored gamer sighed and wasted none of his time. He dashed forward and stabbed without any mercy.

Maria tried to dodge and she was successful to avoid a fatal blow to the chest. Sadly, her arm bled in consequence.

"What?!" Maria tried to run but the sudden weakness that she felt stopped her in place. She looked to her right arm and it was visibly rotting at an incredible pace.

"I will watch you in hell, mortal." These were the last words of the demon succubus Maria Julie before she disintegrated into a small mound of dust on her very own apartment floors.

"I guess i shall gain one new dedicated fan later on." Clark whispered and looked around the good place of the fallen succubus.

'Can you help me some magical valuables left for me by that demon, Nancy?'

'Preferably the thing that could make me jump between worlds here and there.' Our avid gamer asked while he was busy doing the physical search himself.

"Negative, host. The system's features are extremely limited at the moment." Nancy replied with a sad voice.

'I understand, Nancy.' Clark sighed and continued to try his luck on the most usual places of hiding.

1. Under the mattress

2. Desk drawers

3. Closet

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A naked man's figure was in a race against time as he moved around the room in a rush but found nothing of import.

He expected that he was going to have visitors sooner or later and he was betting that his unwanted guests would arrive earlier than his estimations.

Alas, just 2 minutes later and they really came unannounced. Not by breaking doors but by directly arriving in place. Teleportation magic at its finest!

The newcomers were both wearing ancient full body armors. One was a woman with guns while the other was a man with a menacing sword that was as big as his body.

With a single glance and check with the system Nancy, our bored gamer knew that this was a level 5 and 6 existences.

But what was more shocking than this mere fact was how these 2 keepers of peace carried 2 big green tags over their heads.

Thus, Clark has thrown an exclamation because of this unbelievable find.

"How can both of you remain innocent and blameless in this world?" Our bored gamer was amazed at this point.

He knew that the system's tag was far from perfect since it mostly accounted to cold blooded murders as indication to give red tags to any person.

Clark would have wanted to know how this was possible but alas, no one in their right mind would answer such a strange question especially coming from a naked man in the room. 

"Another nutcase." The woman murmured towards her partner. Nevertheless, she still tried to give some peaceful warning towards our very own protagonist.

"Surrender and we may grant you a swift death."

"Resist and we promise an ugly end for you." The woman with her dual pistols on hand said.

"Interesting choices. Here I come then." Clark replied easily. Since there was no escape from the likes of level 5 and 6 humans, it would be best to not waste anymore of his time.

He ducked low and charged full ahead.

"BANG!" A deafening sound echoed within the confines of the room. With this close proximity and a mortal's pitiful reflexes, it was impossible to dodge a magical bullet in midair.

"PUCHI!" The hit came true and our bored gamer's handsome face exploded into pieces. The body fell back as nothing more but a cold corpse in the room.

But what happened next bewildered the 2 agents in the fray.

"Have you seen something like this before, Lucas?" The woman in armor asked. She could see that the blood, flesh, brain matter, and everything else was slowly dissolving into nothing.

A few seconds more and they were gone with no evidence at all to mark its passing.

"I don't know, Sophia." Lucas answered.

What he did not know more was that this was only the beginning of his many encounters with a man who chose to present his balls and rod in the full view of everyone else around him.

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"Hmmm... I have learned many things in this first run."

"My clone body could freely access my inventory."

"And there's a huge chance that my secrets weren't revealed in the aftermath of my kill." A fat young man murmured in his lonesome.

He still lurked at his constricting apartment as usual but found no discomfort whatsoever.

In fact, this was a different experience for our very own protagonist who was already quite used to the extreme luxuries of life for many many years.

"Is my guess correct that the lord of this world is also at the level 9 rank of power, Nancy?" Clark asked at this time.

"Affirmative, host." The system replied promptly.

"That was easy." Our bored gamer chuckled. He then focused his mind on how rare it was to find 2 pure soldiers in this world.

"It was most probably because of the strict laws of this world."

"With the weird Lord of Astro in place and his sharp sense of justice in tow, the masters who were born and nurtured in this world would have no choice but to abide by this iron rule from the start."

"It would be nothing short of walking on pins and needles." Our bored gamer moved on from this unimportant topic.

"Am i safe to assume that the only way for me to get stronger and achieve further evolution is to consume bodies and other magical materials, Nancy?" Clark asked once more.

"Affirmative, host." The system replied.

"SIGH!"

"This would be very hard indeed." Our good gamer shook his head in lament. One should know that the only advantage he got against a level 1 monster was his weapon Dagger of Corruption.

What was tricky was how this same advantage would give him no corpse to swallow in the end. This was seen in the fate of the succubus Maria Julie.

"Does eating the ashes of monsters count, Nancy?" Our bored gamer queried. Even a small gain of strength was better than nothing after all.

"Negative, host." The system responded once more.

"This will be a long stay indeed." Clark moaned when he realized that he needed to rely on the sign in system in the foreseeable future.