Boyfriend For Hire

Yang Xiao wants to draw a clear line between Meng Yufan and Meng Yufan as soon as possible, but sometimes, the plan always fails to keep up with the changes.

After all, no one knows whether "accident" or "ex-boyfriend" will arrive first.

…

Although "Midnight Road" is a small transparent column, it is not possible to achieve 200 issues with just one column. The station paid much attention to its 200th special program. Not only did they approve a large amount of money to invite them to invite a few more guests, but even after the program was edited, they had to report it to the station for special review by the leader.

And every time the leader reviews, they can always pick out some mistakes and call them back to let them edit and adjust.

After tossing around for a week, the final version was finally finalized and waiting to be broadcast. As a result, one night’s effort was "changing"—the news of a certain male guest being cheated by fans during pregnancy, and there are still recordings, videos, and photos. Real hammer!

The male guest was not clean at all, his reputation plummeted and he was overwhelmed by himself.

The station gave an urgent order and asked them to edit the video again, cutting out all the shots of the male guest, and trying to block the ones that couldn't be cut.

What can Yang Xiaoneng do? He can only take Liu Yueyue in the editing room, and after two nights with the editor, he finally cut out this issue before the show is shown.

When they walked out of the TV station under the moonlight, they only felt top-heavy, and their brains would not turn.

"Xiao Liu, where do you live? I'll take you back." Yang Xiao cheered up and looked at the sleepy assistant, "I have a car, so I'll stop over there."

"Thank you Sister Yang!" Liu Yueyue yawned and spit out her address with difficulty. Fortunately, they don't live far away, so it goes smoothly.

The two walked to the parking lot, and the autumn night was heavy, Liu Yueyue shuddered, and put her hands in the pockets of her sweaters.

Liu Yueyue sniffed, and said with emotion: "I have always liked that male guest. I have watched all his movies, but how could he do such a thing? He actually cheated on fans when his wife was pregnant. He derailed several times, why is he so thick-skinned."

"What's this?" Yang Xiao said lightly, "I have seen scumbag men who cheated on 34 people at the same time."

"What?!" Liu Yueyue's eyes widened, and she repeated inconceivably, "Thirty-four? Even if one is picked up a day, the queue is full for a month, how does he prevent a car crash on every date?"

Yang Xiao also pondered this matter. Yu Huaibo is no longer splitting into squid essence, this is clearly splitting into squid shreds. If he took his cheating energy and wrote a book "Teaching You How to Do Time Planning", he would definitely sell well.

She has been busy for a few days, and now her brain is dull and can't turn. Her brain was almost empty, thinking about Yu Huaibo's things vaguely.

"—Smile!"

See, she was exhausted and hallucinated, and she would actually hear Yu Huaibo's voice in the parking lot at two o'clock in the middle of the night.

She did not stop, while wandering around the world, she pressed the car door key.

The red Buick's central control lock opened in response, the horn made a loud ticking sound, and the car lights flashed-illuminating a dark figure in front of the car.

"Ah!" Liu Yueyue exclaimed, "Who are you?"

Yang Xiao was taken aback, and subconsciously pulled Liu Yueyue over to protect her, the phone turned on the lighting mode and shot at the figure.

Sure enough, the people squatting here are really lingering in Huaibo!

He was dressed in trousers with a shirt, covered in a classic Burberry trench coat, and his hair was neatly combed, still in a well-dressed appearance. His dress is not suitable for appearing in the parking lot at two o'clock in the morning. Instead, he should appear by the lake, in the park, or in any place under the moon before the flower, and then deceive a little girl's heart.

Yang Xiao looked at him warily and asked, "Yu Huaibo, what are you doing here?"

When she was speaking, her right hand slipped into the bag quietly and touched the anti-wolf spray that she kept.

There was a calm look on her face: "We have broken up, haven't we?"

"Break up?" Yu Huaibo showed a painful look, saying like a poem, "I love you so much, why do you treat me this way?"

Liu Yueyue behind Yang Xiao exclaimed in a low voice, and asked gossiping: "Sister Yang, is this your ex-boyfriend?"

"No." Yang Xiao replied, "This is a STD advertisement on a telephone pole. It stuck to the sole of my shoe when I passed by. I finally got rid of it."

Yang Xiao's voice was not loud, but it was still clearly audible in the silent parking lot.

Yu Huaibo's expression was distorted for a moment, and he forced himself to calm down again, still looking like that handsome scholar: "Smile, I didn't come to you to fight today, I came to reason with you."

It's really strange, what's the truth in this world that a man needs to run to an empty parking lot in the middle of the night to tell his ex-girlfriend?

Yu Huaibo continued: "Do you know how much trouble your impulsive behavior has caused me?" He suddenly turned his head, looked at Liu Yueyue who was hiding behind, and said in a painful and regretful tone: "This lady , You don’t know. Because of a relationship dispute between Yang Xiao and I, she framed me as having a mental illness and sent me to the hospital, causing my reputation among colleagues to be discredited!"

He deliberately said this in front of outsiders, just to ruin Yang Xiao's reputation.

But Liu Yueyue rolled her eyes and said, "You squatted here at two o'clock in the morning. I think you do seem to be mentally ill!"

Yu Huaibo: "..."

Liu Yueyue asked again: "If you are not sent to a mental hospital, where will you be sent to the police station?"

Look, it was indeed a soldier brought out by Yang Xiao.

Yang Xiao interrupted his performance: "Yu Huaibo, you are solely to blame. I was able to send you to a mental hospital last time, so next time I can send the evidence of your cheating to your hospital—you are an associate professor. , But deliberately lured female students in the department. This kind of teacher's ethics issue is a red line, so do you want to be expelled from the school?"

"You...!" Yu Huaibo sacrificed the classic quotations from the scumbag, "Don't think about it, I really have nothing to do with them! I treat them all as sisters!"

"What are you explaining to me? I'm not your mother, regardless of how many younger sisters you have." Yang Xiao didn't look at him at all, pulling Liu Yueyue to get into the car.

Yu Huaibo could no longer maintain the appearance of a gentleman, his nature was exposed again, and he stretched out his hand to pull Yang Xiao.

Even though he is thin, he is a man after all. Yang Xiaocai was over 90 kilograms, and wearing high heels, he couldn't stand firmly when he was dragged by him, and he staggered and almost fell.

Seeing the violence succeeded, Yu Huaibo used greater force to pull Yang Xiao. Liu Yueyue rushed to save the people anxiously, but was pushed away by Yu Huaibo.

At the critical moment, Yang Xiao took out the anti-wolf spray from his bag and sprayed it wildly at Yu Huaibo's eyes.

Yu Huaibo was caught off guard, and subconsciously retracted his hands to cover his eyes, Yang Xiao took the opportunity to take off his high heels, and a fierce attack on Yu Huaibo.

These classic red-soled high-heeled shoes are expensive, with lambskin soles, Yang Xiao usually can't bear to wear them on the concrete floor, for fear of wearing out the delicate soles. But at this time, the noble high-heeled shoes incarnate the world's most handy self-defense weapon, the two hammers knocked down, and Yu Huaibo was yelled at by the hammer.

It's almost like killing a pig.

"What are you doing? Don't fight!"

The security guard in the parking lot heard the movement and hurried over with a flashlight, but the situation in front of him was a little unexpected-he saw a well-dressed man kneeling on the ground with his eyes covered, blood on his forehead, and gasping noises from time to time. . And in front of him, a tall girl stood there barefoot, with messy hair, holding a pair of high heels in both hands, clearly embarrassed, but the fierceness on her face was daunting.

Seeing the security coming, Yang Xiao freed up a hand, combed with his fingers, straightened out the messy curly hair at will, and straightened the corners of his clothes.

She put her high heels back on the ground. Under the eyes of everyone, the girl stepped into the high heels with a pair of jade white barefoot, and the bright red soles flashed past.

Her feet were brought together, her heels bumped lightly.

"Don't froze." Yang Xiao calmly said to the security guard, "Let's call the police."

…

The police came faster than expected, and they can handle the results, but they are much worse than expected.

After the police learned that Yang Xiao and Yu Huaibo were ex-boyfriends and girlfriends, they looked a little embarrassed.

"This...Ms. Yang, we can understand your excitement. But there is really no law in our country that can arrest a man just because he cheated." The police explained, "Furthermore, you said he followed you and deliberately ambushed in the parking lot. You, but his testimony over there said otherwise."

Yang Xiao raised his eyebrows: "Oh? What did he say?"

The policeman said: "He said, he wanted to save you..."

Yang Xiao: "Recovering my ex-girlfriend in the parking lot at 2:30 in the morning? Don't you think it is funny? Comrade police, I have a colleague here to testify that he used violence against me!"

Liu Yueyue, who had stayed beside her for a long time and was a transparent person, hurriedly raised her hand: "Yes! I prove that he is indeed pulling and pulling at Sister Yang!"

"..." The policeman glanced awkwardly at the murder weapon under her feet, oh no, on the high heels, "Well, according to the medical condition sheet presented by the hospital, his hand and forehead have multiple scars from sharp weapons, and he needs to be stitched. of."

In more clear terms, did he use violence against her? —Unable to prove.

She used violence against him? -unambiguous evidence.

Yang Xiao: "..."

Yang Xiao and Liu Yueyue recorded the transcripts at the police station, and they did not leave until 5 o'clock in the morning. In the end, she only got a "Notice of Not Approving the Case".

She walked out of the police station and looked at the fluttering piece of paper in her hand, feeling very ridiculous.

The police also sympathized with her and persuaded her: "According to the current laws and regulations, we really cannot deal with this kind of emotional dispute. The beating you beat him is enough for him. It’s not going to be alright for half a month."

Yang Xiao asked, "Then if he gets better, can he pester me again?"

"Ms. Yang, otherwise, during this period, you will let your male family members, such as your father and brother, come and pick you up?"

But Yang Xiao is an only child and has no brothers. But Dad Yang only did a heart bypass last year, and he was not in good health, so I can’t let him know about this...

Yang Xiao frowned and realized that there was no man around him who could help.

While she was thinking about it, Liu Yueyue next to her looked at her with a pair of big Blingbling eyes, like a kid waiting for the head teacher to ask questions in a primary school class, with "Ask me! Come on!" Ask me!"

Yang Xiao could only ask: "...Xiao Liu, do you have any good suggestions?"

Liu Yueyue immediately said her answer: "Sister Yang, I can recommend someone to you!"

"Oh, who is it?"

"Do you remember that I told you that boyfriend I rented on the app?"

Yang Xiao: "..."

"The price is clearly marked, young people are not deceived, and they are always on call, especially easy to use!" Liu Yueyue excitedly sold Amway, "He is 1.94 meters tall, full of muscles, young and strong. Like your ex-boyfriend, he It’s okay to hit ten each!"

Yang Xiao: "Wait..."

Liu Yueyue took out her mobile phone and delivered it directly to her under her nose: "He is not expensive, and there are also packages to choose from for transfers to and from get off work. Sister, I think you might as well hire him for a month first, and there is a promotion right now. That Yuzha Scum sees that your new boyfriend is young, tall and handsome, and he will definitely not harass you again!"

Liu Yueyue spoke extremely fast, and within a few minutes, she helped Yang Xiao figure out the most cost-effective package option.

At this moment, Yang Xiao deeply realized that leaving Liu Yueyue in the column group of "Midnight Heart Road" was a waste of her talent. She could obviously go to the TV shopping column to be the leader!

Yang Xiao said embarrassedly: "Well, Xiao Liu. I don't think it's anxious, you let me think about it again..."

"What are you thinking about!" Liu Yueyue said excitedly, "I have an invitation code! Register now, and the system will automatically send you two hundred vouchers, and I can still get rebates!"

Yang Xiao: "..."