Boyfriend For Hire

It is twelve o'clock at midnight.

In a fairy tale, the prince and princess are destined to "something" time.

It may be that Cinderella's magic is about to disappear, it may be that the frog prince is about to turn back into a human... Or it may be that a thin girl dragged a drunk dog who weighed almost twice her weight and stumbled into it. To her apartment.

Two pairs of identical basketball shoes were taken off in the hallway, and four shoes flew randomly. In Yang Xiao's apartment, there were no slippers prepared for guests. She could only let Meng Yufan step on the floor with bare feet... Forget it, it was not the first time anyway.

She turned around and took off the windbreaker. In just three seconds, Meng Yufan made a new joke.

I saw him hunched over, bent back, and stared curiously at the lucky cat on the entrance desk, as if he had seen the eighth wonder of the world.

The beckoning cat was moved back by Tang Shuge when she was traveling in Japan. She was obviously an atheist, but she prayed for nothing, so she had to spend thousands of RMB to buy a beckoning cat back to the town house. This ceramic lucky cat is powered by a battery. One paw is holding a shiny gold coin, while the other paw is swinging back and forth, which is "fortune".

And now, Meng Yufan squeezed his big hand into a fist and carefully pressed the fist to the paw of the lucky cat.

Paste up, take down, paste up, take down.

Yang Xiao: "...what are you doing?"

Meng Yufan said in surprise: "Look, this cat is **** me!"

alright.

Yang Xiao thought to herself that she shouldn't have any trust in the IQ of a drunkard.

And she shouldn't be confused for a while and bring him home!

Fortunately, Tang Shuge and his company colleagues went out to build a team. If this good girlfriend knew that she actually took her fake boyfriend home, what would he think?

Yang Xiao helped Meng Yufan to sit down in the living room. She and Tang Shuge rented a small house, less than 60 square meters, but it was enough for two girls to live in. The living room is very narrow, with a set of fabric sofas piled with trophies that Tang Shuge obtained from the claw machine. Yang Xiao struggled to dig a hole out of the toy pile and settled Meng Yufan in it. The boy sat dizzyly surrounded by the toys, with an absurd sense of disobedience.

On the coffee table, unpacked nail polishes are piled with fashion magazines, and there is a box of ice cream that melts before eating.

Meng Yufan became very interested in one of the bottles of sequined nail polish. He pinched a bottle with **** and looked at the light, and said stupidly: "Ah... there are stars in this bottle!"

Yang Xiao said perfunctorily: "Yes, there are stars."

She rummaged through the emergency kit while talking, but she looked around and found no antidote. She really had no choice but to go to the bathroom to soak the towel with ice water, and then slap Meng Yufan's face in a hurry.

In this weather, the water flowing out of the pipe was so cold that the towel soaked in ice water was the best weapon for awakening spirits. As soon as the ice towel hit the boy’s face, the boy who had just kept chattering was frozen instantly. NS.

He was still holding the bottle of sequined nail polish, and the towel on his face slowly slipped down.

Meng Yufan blinked very slowly, and finally had a focus in his sight.

He turned his head to look at Yang Xiao who was standing akimbo, and then looked left and right at this extraordinarily decorated living room with a young girl's heart, and his dull brain finally started working again.

"Sister Xiaoxiao?...Am I, in your house?" he asked blankly.

"It's not easy, welcome back to the real world." Yang Xiao applauded for him, "Little friend, do you remember what happened?"

"Remember..." Meng Yufan recalled laboriously, "I had a conflict with...Xu Dong and I. He thought that I had informed the coach, so he acted on me...I was very angry and sad. A man went to the bar to have a drink...and then..."

In fact, as Yang Xiao expected, the reason why Meng Yufan used wine to pour his sorrows was related to Xu Dong's stupid x.

Meng Yufan couldn't talk about it halfway through. He looked at Yang Xiao awkwardly, his face flushed, he didn't know if he was ashamed or drunk.

Yang Xiao finished the sentence for him: "Then you were drunk and broke into the bar. The bartender called me and asked me to pick you up. You don't want to go back to the dormitory and live in the hotel without your ID card. I can only take you Take it home."

Having said that, she wanted to add more clearly: "However, don't think about it. Even if I see a homeless wild dog on the side of the road, I will bring it back."

"Oh." The homeless wild dog blinked and showed a cute smile to please the owner.

It was an expression that could be called "innocent", but Yang Xiao was impatient with his smile.

She looked away, pointed to the carpet under her feet and said, "We don't have a guest room here. At night...you can sleep here at night."

Pushing the sofa away, moving the coffee table away, spreading a set of bedding on the carpet, barely able to accommodate a guest.

She asked again: "What do you want to do first? Take a shower first, or eat something to cushion your belly?"

"I think..." Meng Yufan tilted his head and raised the shiny nail polish in his hand again, "I want to draw a little star for you first!"

Yang Xiao: "..."

Gan, it turns out that the dog is not awake at all, he is still drunk!

He didn't know where he encountered, the pile of dolls on the sofa suddenly fell down like a landslide. He was buried under the pile of plush toys, holding the largest pillow among them, looking at a loss.

He was already young, but now he looks more naive.

Smelly kid, troublesome, stupid, straight guy with a long ball quotient but not a long IQ, he will act spoiltly when he gets drunk.

Yang Xiao gave him a series of nicknames in his heart.

Meng Yufan was stinky with alcohol, and Yang Xiao had already disliked him for a long time. She didn't care whether he was awake or not, so she immediately pushed him into the bathroom and asked him to wash him clean.

The boy took a bath very quickly, snorted his hair casually, and snored casually on his body, and then stepped out of the bath room wet like that.

"Huh..." He picked up a pajama that was draped on the washing machine and tried to put it on his body, but he wore it several times and tried every means to hang the narrow piece of silk on his body.

Yang Xiao, who was guarding outside the bathroom, only heard a loud "tear and pull" from the door. She felt bad, and immediately pushed the door in. However, it was too late—the lace she had just replaced an hour ago. The nightgown had gone to bed and broke into two rags in the boy's hands! !

Yang Xiao: "..."

That is her favorite nightdress! ! ! ! !

But the instigator still hung his head blankly, looked at the pink nightdress in his hand, and said innocently and innocently, "I can't wear the nightgown you prepared for me."

When he was speaking, he was still dripping with wet hair on his forehead, and the water dripped down the tips of his hair, slid across his side face, and stepped on the wheat-colored muscles all the way down...

With more than eight hours of training a day, Meng Yufan has the perfect body that only professional athletes can have. Yang Xiao had only seen such thick chest muscles and strong arms on the screen before.

This boy...No, Yang Xiao corrected his thoughts. ——Meng Yufan is not a "boy", but a "man".

Her eyes lingered on his neat and beautiful abdominal muscles, she thought, at least more than half of the men in this world need to cut their abdomen to commit suicide.

Yang Xiao tried his best to control his gaze and stop looking down.

Some things need to "stop here".

But this evening, there were too many uncontrolled things.

The bathroom was too small, and they stood so close, Yang Xiao could clearly smell the refreshing shower gel scent on the boy when he was close, and Yang Xiao suspected that he had been infected by the smell of alcohol in his lips and teeth when he was close.

Yang Xiao sacrificed one of the most expensive nightdresses, but she was not angry.

Because...Her boyfriend is just smiling at her with only a layer of mist.

All her sanity was wiped out in that second.

There was only one last thought left in her mind--

——Or else let him tear the nightdress on her too?

...

This is the boyfriend she bought with money. She enjoys it outside of a reasonable range. Doesn't it matter?

If someone wants to be punished,

Then she said,

This is a misunderstanding of male sex.

...

The morning light was faint, and the golden sunlight came through the gap between the bed curtains and fell on the big bed in the center of the bedroom.

Yang Xiao's bed was only one meter wide, more than enough to sleep one person, but when another sturdy body was added to this bed, the space instantly became narrow.

There was only one of the two pillows on the bed that were placed side by side. The girl’s head was resting on the arm of the person next to her, and her slender waist was tightly locked by his other hand.

Clothes fell all over the floor. Used transparent umbrellas were piled in the trash can next to the bedside table, and the packaging box was completely empty.

Although today was a rest day, the biological clock awakened Yang Xiao on time in the morning. She was stupefied and planned to turn over and continue to sleep. As a result, as soon as she moved, a deep sense of exhaustion surged from the depths of her body, and the most strange thing was that after exhaustion, there was an inexplicable sense of comfort...

Yang Xiao immediately became sober.

She immediately opened her eyes, and what caught her eyes was the side face of the boy in a deep sleep.

She opened the quilt in horror and looked at herself-covered with traces.

And the man under the quilt has absolutely no fewer traces on his body than himself!

Blue, purple, red, red, brown, and brown, all of this confirms one thing...

She, Yang Xiao, actually played with an innocent virgin last night! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

And I played it more than once!

She probably played with him—she turned her head and glanced at the trash can—well, probably played with him seven or eight times.

He has no experience, knows nothing, and he is half drunk and half awake, and at first he was guided by Yang Xiao.

Yang Xiao can still clearly recall how this oversized coquettish monster held her tightly last night and refused to let go.

The boy apologized in a low voice, tentatively nervously, gasped in panic, as well as the sweat falling from his forehead, and the tears in the corner of his eye after the end...All these superimposed and formed Yang Xiao's memories last night.

In short-tired, but cool.

But it's so cool, how will it end today?

If possible, Yang Xiao really wants to travel back a few hours ago and tell her not to take Meng Yufan home!

No, wait, it's better to cross one month ago, don't know it from the beginning! !

Just when Yang Xiao was at a loss, the boy hugging her gradually moved.

"Hmm..." He moved his body and slowly opened his eyes.

Seeing those deep eyes at such a close distance, Yang Xiao really felt a shock of being hit by his soul.

She was lying in his arms and at the same time lying in his eyes.

"Morning..." She thought, she should show the magnanimity of a mature woman. Last night was just a cough, there was nothing to escape! She took the initiative to say, "What happened yesterday, do you remember?"

Meng Yufan's eyes were shining, mixed with sincerity, shyness, and eagerness to try again, and happily replied loudly, "Of course I remember!!"

Under that kind of attention, Yang Xiao actually had the idea of ​​escaping shamelessly.

"you……"

"I……"

The two spoke at the same time, and stopped at the same time.

Meng Yufan gave Yang Xiao the opportunity to speak, but Yang Xiao didn't know what he should say.

Is this the most embarrassing thing after 419?

No, of course it’s not—

There was a loud noise in the living room, and Yang Xiao subconsciously followed the prestige, only to see Tang Shuge standing there dumbfounded outside the bedroom door, staring at them, looking at them hugging each other.

She was dusty, her coat had not had time to take off, and there was a poor suitcase lying under her feet, and the loud noise just now was caused by the suitcase.

"Yang Xiao," Tang Shuge's lips trembled slightly, and he said quietly, "Do you know that your behavior is an infringement of the company's public property?"