Boyfriend For Hire

Meng Yufan was 1.96 meters tall, and in front of the boy who had just passed 1.67 meters, he was extremely oppressive.

He hugged his beloved girl, his eyes were cold, and he looked down at the high school student who didn't know the height of the sky.

The high school student's flushed face instantly turned pale, and his lips were trembling. The little Teddy in his arms was more spine than its owner and barked, but in the eyes of the Golden Retriever, who was more than ten times bigger than it, it was just a bluff.

The golden retriever's tail is upright, no longer swinging from side to side, but pointing straight to the sky like a wolf, with the upper body leaning forward slightly, as if it would rush out to bite the target at any time. It barked its canine teeth and made a low warning bark from its throat.

Experienced dog owners know that this is a sign that the dog is about to enter an aggressive state.

The Great Sage is a very docile angel golden retriever, and he doesn't even have the problem of protecting food-but now it seems that it is not not protecting food, it just depends on whether it encounters a real "enemy".

Yang Xiao looked down at the big palm on his waist and reluctantly patted Meng Yufan's finger: "Okay, he is still a child, why are you scaring him?"

Meng Yufan said dullly: "Then I am a child too."

Yang Xiao: "..."

Okay, a few days ago, I claimed to be a "man" and not a "boy", and now he is pretending to be a little brother again.

Meng Yufan's hands tightly encircled her body, and it was really uncomfortable in his heart: Although he had known that Sister Xiaoxiao was so attractive, how could it be liked by little boys? Actually let the little boy who met for the first time say "want to fall in love with your siblings", when he is a decoration?

Thinking of this, Meng Yufan's expression became even more "fierce and evil". When he straightened his face, he was actually very deterrent, but he had a good temper, and usually used a smile to weaken the sense of distance, which made people involuntarily ignore his combat effectiveness. And now, he hid all his tenderness, revealing his sharp minions—

With just a contemptuous look, the high school student's lips turned pale with fright.

"Yes, yes, I'm sorry!" The high school student hugged the little Teddy in his arms and kept apologizing, "I, I thought you two were sisters and brothers...so I thought..."

Meng Yufan raised his eyebrows: "What do you think?"

"I didn't think about anything!" The high school student quickly changed his mind, "I, I, I am a micro-business! I want to sell tea!"

Yang Xiao: "...Puff hahahaha!"

Are current high school students so flexible in their minds? The speed of this extreme cornering, a little slower, can't keep up!

She was about to laugh out of tears. She was ill since she was ill, and laughed too hard, which resulted in a series of coughs.

Meng Yufan hurriedly went smoothly for her, and the big golden retriever at his feet also put away his sharp teeth, wagged his tail anxiously, and licked her hand.

Seeing that their "family of three" is so close, anyone with eyes can tell that there is no room for intervening between them.

The high school student lowered his head in frustration. He also wanted to have a sweet relationship with his pretty big sister...

He hugged the teddy dog ​​and left in a desperate manner, and muttered softly: "Since we are in love, why don't you wear a small rubber band to make me misunderstand..."

Yang Xiao caught these words sharply, stopped him, and asked curiously: "Little rubber band? What little rubber band?"

The high school student glanced at Meng Yufan, and replied tremblingly: "It's the hair rope that girls use to comb their hair."

"...?"

The high school student pointed to his wrist: "If a boy and a girl are in love, the girl should give the boy a headband to prove that the name has the master."

Some people say that the tradition of girls wearing headbands for boys is because schools do not plan to wear couple jewelry; some people say that it is like men carrying bags to women. Boys wear a few spare headbands on their wrists so that girls can use them at any time.

I don’t know how to pass it on. This behavior of wearing a headband has become a fashion among young people. If you stay at the gate of the high school for a while, you will surely be able to see the cute little rubber bands on the wrists of many boys wearing little rabbits, little stars, and little yellow ducks.

After listening to the explanation, Yang Xiao: "..."

She sighed: "You kids are too good at playing!"

She turned to Meng Yufan and asked him, "Have you heard of this?"

Meng Yufan nodded: "I've heard it. Many people in our team wear it."

It's just that they wear a "bow tie" today and a "telephone line" tomorrow, and they can change their headbands as fast as they change their girlfriends.

Yang Xiao imagined for a moment: "If Yu Huaibo has an extra headband on his wrist every time he has a girlfriend, wouldn't his wrist be circled?"

"...Why do you think of him again?" Meng Yufan frowned.

"I just think about it, can't it?"

"No!" Meng Yufan said aggressively, "Sister, if you have time to miss him, you might as well think about me."

Yang Xiao asked curiously: "You are right in front of me, what do I want you to do?"

"You can think about it, you are going to give me the bunny's hair rope or the duckling's hair rope."

Yang Xiao: "..." She said with a headache, "When did you see me using such a cute hair strap?"

When working in the stage, Yang Xiao always wears an OL dress, a hip fishtail skirt with various shirts, high heels under his feet, long curly hair **** with the most common black rubber band, high ponytail neat and capable. …Wearing a bunny, duck, kitten’s headband? Even if she jumped off the TV station, it was impossible!

Meng Yufan looked at her stubbornly, stretched out his wrists, and had to ask for a headband.

"Ordinary black rubber bands are fine..." he said.

Yang Xiao sighed, "I didn't even tie my hair today. Where can I make one for you?" She came out to walk the dog in a hurry, wrapped up only in a down jacket, and didn't get her haircut at all.

In order to prove his "innocence", she even rolled up her sleeves and let him see her empty wrists.

The girl’s hand bones were thin. Because of her recent illness, her skin was so white that she was heartbreaking. The blue blood vessels on the back of her hand were particularly distinct, and there were still traces of needles. A section of white skin on her wrist was exposed to the air, and was soon blushed by the cold wind.

Meng Yufan quickly pulled up her sleeves and put her hands in his pockets.

"Okay, okay, I'm kidding." He said hurriedly, "Don't get cold."

"My illness is almost healed, and if I keep covering it, I will become dull." Yang Xiao took the Great Sage's dog leash from his hand and said, "We have been out for so long, so it's time to go back. "

The two came out to bring the Great Sage to the wind, and the Great Sage played for three hours, and the amount of exercise was definitely enough.

So the two of them held hands and strolled away from the dog park.

Behind them, two battlefield male high school students holding little Teddy looked at their leaving back, and Wang cried aggrievedly.

He never wants to fall in love with his big sister again! Not only did the contact information fail to arrive, but he was forced to eat so much dog food!

…

The Dog Park was not far from Yang Xiao's house. The two of them held hands and slowly rolled the road. When they reached the downstairs of Yang Xiao's house, she invited him upstairs to drink a cup of hot tea.

The size of Meng Yufan, sitting on a delicate fabric sofa, surrounded by dolls of the same height, holding a cup of scented tea in his hand—the scene was really weird and funny.

Yang Xiao secretly raised the phone and took two photos, which were sent to the crowd at home, which caused crazy likes from Yang's father and Yang's mother.

With a "creak", Tang Shuge's bedroom door opened. I saw Tang Shuge floating out of the bedroom with two large dark circles under his eyes, and went to the kitchen to make a cup of coffee. The whole process was separated from the body and soul, and he looked like a rough look.

Tang Shuge waved to Meng Yufan, and said weakly, "Come on, brother? Just take it as your own home and just sit down." After speaking, she returned to her room with coffee again, like a wandering soul.

Meng Yufan was startled and asked Yang Xiao what was wrong.

Yang Xiao said: "The great writers are revising manuscripts recently-their website is very strict, and all the descriptions below the neck are not allowed. Tangtang has been locked for dozens of chapters within a week. To write a new article, it’s almost necessary to fine-tune it."

Meng Yufan didn't understand: "What is the description below the neck?"

Yang Xiao leaned over, attached to his ear, exhaled like blue, and said a few words softly.

Meng Yufan's face turned red.

Yang Xiaole is overwhelmed: Meng Yufan is obviously not an innocent little virgin, why is he so funny when he is amused!

She took advantage of the victory and continued to tease him for a while. It was the kind of teasing that would definitely be driven out by editors on literary websites. It made the little boy blushing and couldn't even hold the water glass in her hand.

Meng Yufan's hand slipped, and the water cup fell from his palm and directly onto his pants.

And by coincidence, it happened to fall between the legs, and instantly became a lot of dizziness.

Fortunately, the cup of tea is already cold, otherwise he will be burned.

Yang Xiao's first reaction was to take the paper next to him and draw a few pieces of paper to help him wipe it.

But where the thin paper towel could wipe off so many water marks, after just a few wipes, it was all soaked in water, leaving only Yang Xiao's hot fingertips falling between his legs.

Meng Yufan: "..."

Yang Xiao: "..."

The two glanced at Tang Shuge's closed door at the same time.

If... what if... if... hehhhhhhhhhhhh, is it not appropriate?

They separated quickly like an electric shock, Meng Yufan jumped up from the sofa, and Yang Xiao quickly bounced onto the carpet next to him.

The Great Sage who was originally lying on the carpet was squeezed away by Yang Xiao and tilted his head blankly, not knowing what adult games the hosts were playing.

Yang Xiao hurriedly pointed to the bathroom: "There is my hair dryer in the bathroom, so I can blow dry the clothes."

Meng Yufan nodded, rushed to the bathroom dullly, and closed the door with a "bang," and locked it from the inside.

As a result, a few minutes later, there was a knock on the door panel from the bathroom.

"Boom, boom, boom," the boy asked in a muffled voice, "Are you outside?"

"Yes!" Yang Xiao, who was leaning on the door, hurriedly stood up straight, "What's the matter?"

"...Well, I didn't find your hair dryer..."

"Huh? It's hanging on the wall, dark gray, Dyson's."

"This is a hair dryer?" The boy looked at the machine on the wall in amazement—it looked completely different from an ordinary hair dryer. Its hair dryer was a hollow cylinder, round and long, and weird. "I thought it was..."

Halfway through the conversation, the boy was silent.

In the corridor across the door, Yang Xiao posted on the door panel, and asked curiously, "What do you think this is?"

"It's nothing." Meng Yufan shook his head and threw those out-of-date thoughts out of his mind. "How do you use this hair dryer?"

"Just go through and use it."

"...???" Meng Yufan was once again shocked by the picture in his brain, he couldn't help but raised his volume, "Cross through to use???"

Yang Xiao replied inexplicably: "Yes, divide your hair into strands and blow it through." She suddenly reacted and asked with an angrily smile, "Wait, kid, what are you thinking about? what??"

Only then did Meng Yufan realize that he wanted to go wrong.

He quickly turned on the switch, and the hot wind quickly blew out of the windpipe, blowing away all the moisture on his pants.

Yang Xiao deliberately added a mess, knocking on the door and asking him: "Will you use it? Would you like my sister to go in and blow for you?"

Meng Yufan held the door heartily, thinking that if she was allowed to come in and blow, his Tang Sanzang would really not be able to leave the palace of the king of the daughter country today!

The hair dryer for a few thousand yuan was really extraordinary, and it quickly dried the moisture between Meng Yufan's legs.

He quickly put this priceless baby back, holding it in his hands, and said "thank you" religiously to it.

He was about to open the door and leave, suddenly his gaze froze on the small tray in front of the sink, and he couldn't move it away-I saw that there were several black hair ropes on the round tray!

That is the most basic ordinary rubber band, because the movement is too big when it is removed, and there are a few long black hairs attached to it.

Meng Yufan stared at the seemingly ordinary rubber bands, and his heartbeat soared to the sky in an instant.

Kong Yiji said that stealing a book is not stealing...

Then... he took a few of his girlfriend's hair straps, and he didn't steal it, right?