Boyfriend For Hire

An awkward atmosphere filled the four.

Yang Xiao saw his father's face pale, and didn't know whether his heart just after the bypass operation could hold up this "dad".

At the critical moment, Yang's mother still saved the scene decisively.

She raised a gentle smile, the wrinkles around her eyes were slightly deeper, but it made her look gentler.

"Don't stand here anymore." Mother Yang walked out of the hallway, "Smile, hurry up and let... Let Xiao Meng come in."

With that, Mama Yang patted her lover's back lightly, indicating that he should pay attention to his attitude and definitely not scare away his daughter's boyfriend with a cold face.

Although it is too abrupt for the boy to call "Parents" in one mouth, it doesn't mean that he really loves to laugh and want to marry her.

Parents should never forget the basics of hospitality at this time.

Under the leadership of Mama Yang, the remaining three people walked into the house awkwardly.

Yang Xiao hadn't slept all night, and her temples were buzzing and sore. As a result, he was shocked by the fake boyfriend next to him, and felt that his entire head was about to explode.

Meng Yufan is tall and needs to bow his head when entering the house, otherwise he will hit the door frame. When he walked into the hallway to change his shoes, he was so high that he even covered the light above his head.

The old house is not well lit, so the entrance can only be illuminated by this overhead light. He stood completely under the light bulb, and the entire hallway dimmed in an instant. Only the top of his head was shining like a dazzling ball of light in the dark.

Yang Xiao thought, I am very angry now, I must not laugh now.

She took out a pair of guest slippers from the shoe cabinet and motioned Meng Yufan to put them on.

Meng Yufan took off his sneakers the size of a boat, and tucked both feet into slippers-the forefoot went in, but the heel directly stepped on the tile.

Yang Xiao: "..."

She didn't say anything, Meng Yufan blushed first: "I'm sorry, I am 46 feet."

The shoe size of an ordinary man is generally 42 to 44, and Meng Yufan's feet are really big, but his height is supported there and it doesn't look abrupt.

Mother Yang said "Oh", "Xiao Meng, you are such a big and tall man, aren't you a model?"

My daughter works in a TV station, and she always meets many celebrities when she comes and goes. Seeing Meng Yufan's handsome Zhou Zheng, Mama Yang thought he was one of them.

"No, no." Meng Yufan lowered his head and looked at Mama Yang, who was just over 1.5 meters tall, and said obediently, "I am a basketball player, and I am playing while reading."

As soon as these words came out, let alone Yang's parents were shocked, even Yang Xiao's movement of changing shoes was slow for a second.

The shock of the Yang family’s parents is that they didn’t expect their daughter to find a "student". The daughter has a mature personality, so why would she like the boy in the ivory tower?

And Yang Xiao is thinking about the boy's self-introduction method-if it is a general physical student, he will not particularly emphasize that he is playing while he is going to school. Listening to his tone, Meng Yufan should be an athlete who often plays on the field.

…What kind of luck is she? Is it possible that the boyfriend who rents casually is still a star player?

She now regrets not paying attention to basketball games.

"Do you still know that you are a basketball player?" Yang Xiao answered, and said in an intimate tone, "Just now at the gate of the community, you bullied a few high school students and watched you slam dunks and dunks all the time. , Slam dunk, you have to bully those little guys and cry."

She also made a special play for herself, clenching her fist and hammering his arm a few times, it really seemed like a little couple was joking.

However, when her body leaned over, the boy's body was obviously stiff for a few seconds, and the acting was very embarrassing.

Fortunately, Yang's father and Yang mother didn't notice the disharmony between them. Seeing the young couple so close, they thought they were in love.

Because the Yang family really didn't have slippers suitable for Meng Yufan, in the end there was no choice but to let him walk into the living room directly wearing socks.

Mother Yang drew her daughter aside, and said a little angrily: "Tell me, how old you are, and your work is still so improper. If you tell your mom that Xiao Meng's feet are big, I won't go to the supermarket downstairs. Have you bought a pair of plus size slippers?"

Yang laughed obediently, admitting his mistake, and said coquettishly: "Mom, I finally came back. Are you going to waste your precious time in preaching?"

Mother Yang was really distracted, took her hand, and said anxiously: "Smile, you really have to pay attention to your body. Mom also watched the news that day and said that the white-collar workers have long overtime hours and the risk of sudden death... You can You can’t get up in a hurry and stay up for two days and nights and drink coffee as water!"

"Mom, I'm very sorry, so don't worry." Yang Xiao hurriedly responded.

"Wait." Mama Yang suddenly raised her head and looked at her eyes carefully, "Why are your eyes red? Have you stayed up late, or have you cried?"

It is indeed her mother, who is aware of the details. Yang Xiao not only stayed up all night, but also cried two times fiercely. But Yang Xiao couldn't really tell the truth to her mother, her brain went down for a while, and she didn't know how to make it through.

At the critical moment, her comrade Meng Yufan, her comrade-in-arms, rushed over and came to an epic rescue field.

"Yes... it's a cosmetic contact lens! She didn't wear the cosmetic contact lens in the morning. She sharpened her eyes. You see it is bleeding!" Meng Yufan leaned over, put one hand on Yang Xiao's shoulder, and hugged her. , "I have asked her to take off the cosmetic contact lenses, so don't worry."

"Yes, yes, yes, it is a cosmetic contact lens." Yang Xiao immediately connected, "The new cosmetic contact lens I bought on Taobao is particularly uncomfortable. I guess it is a copycat. I will give it a bad review when I go back!"

"You've always loved stinky beauty since you were a kid." Papa Yang sat on the sofa and said with some dissatisfaction, "You don't have myopia. You have to poke that kind of stained glass in your eyes, it hurts your eyes. And you look at you, back When I visit home, I still dress up as if I go to work. The foundation is so thick and my lips are so red that my skin can't breathe anymore!"

Yang Xiao thought desperately, oh my god, her father is here again.

She was obviously twenty-five years old, but her father still thought she was a fifteen-year-old girl. The best looking hairstyle is "Da Guangming", the most beautiful clothes are school uniforms, and the most suitable skin care product is Dabao. Even the use of colored lipsticks will be talked about by my dad for a long time.

The most terrible thing happened when she just graduated, when a neighbor and aunt wanted to introduce her to her, Dad Yang directly sent the photo on her ID...

On that blind date, the man declined after seeing the photos. Father Yang was still wondering, how could the other party look down on her because she thought she was so beautiful?

Yes. Yang Xiao thought, in her father's mind, she could be a Miss China without makeup. If she puts on makeup, then the four little girls in the entertainment industry combined would not be as good as her.

The star-chaser girl has a mother-in-law filter, and her father is a father-in-law filter that has lasted for 25 years, and as she gets older, the filter becomes thicker and thicker.

Yang Xiao was afraid that her father would force her to remove makeup on the spot, so she hurriedly took her mother into the kitchen, leaving Meng Yufan alone in the living room to deal with her father.

Meng Yufan panicked, his eyes chasing her pitifully, looking very much like a big dog abandoned by his owner.

Yang Xiao took advantage of her parents not paying attention, and showed a grim smile at her fake boyfriend, stretched out her right index finger to make a gesture of "death" on her neck, and then left a stare of "Kill you if you dare to show stuffing". He slowly closed the door to the kitchen.

Meng Yufan, who stayed in place and dared not move: "..."

At this moment, Dad Yang shot...No, he started talking.

"Xiao Meng, stop standing, sit down." Father Yang pointed to the small bench opposite the sofa, "Come on, tell me, how did you meet my baby girl?"

Meng Yufan thought, it is too difficult for him to make some money and risk his life...

…

Fortunately, none of the questions asked by Dad Yang was super-class.

Meng Yufan confronted Yang Xiao with the answer in advance, not to mention it, but at least he was able to score eighty points.

Meng Yufan sat on the small bench properly, the 1.94-meter big man curled up into a hill with both hands on his knees.

Father Yang asked how they met.

Meng Yufan recites the answer: "Xiaoxiao and I met at a gathering of friends. At that time, we had a good impression of each other on the first side, and after contacting several times, we naturally became together."

This answer is barely qualified.

Father Yang asked again: "You just said you were a student? How old are you then?"

Meng Yufan replied: "I am 22 years old this year and I am studying in graduate school."

"22 years old?" Father Yang frowned, "So, you are three years younger than us?"

Yang Xiao joined the TV station after graduating from a bachelor degree. She was a reporter and later turned to be a choreographer behind the scenes. Work is the most stimulating growth, especially when working in a TV station. I don’t know how many demons and monsters I see every day. This sharpened her mind and allowed her to quickly grow from a fledgling little girl to today’s female devil... female elite.

Compared with her, Meng Yufan, who is young and has not yet stepped out of the campus gate, does not seem very reliable.

Although it is said that the female junior holds gold bricks, but...

The thought of putting the pearl in his palm into the hands of the Maotou boy in front of him made Dad Yang feel even more uncomfortable.

In the kitchen, Yang Xiao's mother and daughter also happened to talk about age.

Yang's family eats dumplings at noon today. Yang's mother is responsible for making dumplings, and Yang Xiao is responsible for rolling the skins. The mother and daughter work together, chatting and cooking.

Mother Yang said in surprise: "Xiao Meng is so much younger than you? Oh, she looks quite young on the face. But with a smile, haven't you always liked older men?"

Yang Xiao protested: "Don't spread rumors, how can I?"

"Mom still doesn't know you? You see when you were in high school, when you listened to popular songs, others listened to Pan Shuai, Jay Chou and so on. You don't like those, you only like Dr. Chen, you like to listen to Cantonese old songs; and your university At that time, you were chasing Korean dramas together in your dormitory. The male lead was a 40-year-old'uncle'. For a while, you changed your profile picture to that male lead; and your first boyfriend..."

Mother Yang's words came to an abrupt end, and she said unequivocally: "Forget it, don't mention him."

Yang Xiao's first boyfriend, the overbearing president with reproductive cancer, was eight years older than Yang Xiao. Yang Xiao had just graduated at the time, and was impressed by the "maturity" of the other person, and only then had a two-year relationship with him.

But the more contact and the greater the differences between the two, they eventually parted ways.

"There is nothing I can't mention." Yang Xiao rolled the dumpling wrappers, and calmly followed the words. "In my heart, my ex-boyfriend is a handful of ashes in the crematorium. We don't have any contact with him except for the incense."

Fortunately, Yang Xiao didn't tell her parents when she was in love with Yu Huaibo, otherwise, if she let them know, she would have fallen into the old man's pit again, and she would definitely be heartbroken.

"I used to like older men. I think they are mature and considerate. But now I find that maturity is not linked to age. Many men have grown older, but they don't have the thoughts that match them."

Therefore, her first boyfriend, who had a net worth of hundreds of millions, was still bound by the feudal patriarchal ideology, and said the shameless content of "no son without a certificate"; therefore, her second boyfriend can be While socializing with her, chatting with countless girls at the same time, just because this can prove his charm.

Yang Xiao raised a handful of dry flour and dropped it on the rolled dumpling wrapper. While she was doing it, she said: "They have less and less hair, bigger and bigger belly, yellower and yellower jokes, more and more cigarettes... It seems that since entering society, all men are speeding up their horsepower and becoming greasy. They ran in the direction of Wang. They have neither interesting souls nor beautiful skins. If your daughter chooses them, your daughter will be blind."

Mother Yang said anxiously: "But... But now, you have found a young person, and there is no guarantee that he will not become the kind of person you mentioned in the future."

"It's okay, I have time to teach him." Yang Xiao raised his eyebrows and believed, "If you don't really teach well, I will kick him and change it."

"Oh, oh, you can't talk nonsense about this!" Mother Yang went to cover her mouth as she said, "How sad it is for Xiao Meng to hear that."

"Mom, your concept has turned a hundred and eighty degrees." Yang laughed and vomited, "I thought he was young just now, and I don't think he is worthy of your daughter. When your daughter says she wants to change, you feel distressed?"

"I never said he was unworthy. Mom just cared about your love life. You have been a girl with ideas since you were young. If you think he is good, then mom thinks he is good!" Mama Yang said hurriedly, "Go ahead. Now, Mom is a fashionable aunt, and she usually surfs the Internet! Mom knows that nowadays, sisters and brothers are in love. I have read several articles, all about sisters and brothers. In our age, this is called'Lao Niu Eat tender grass', but among you young people, it's called... is called..."

Mother Yang knocked her head and finally remembered the word: "It's called'Little Milk Wolf'!"

Yang Xiao almost laughed under the table.

"Mom, you are really my real mother!" Yang Xiao asked, "What a'little milk wolf', do you think he looks like that? He is obviously just a silly golden retriever!"

She raised a golden retriever touring hound right next to her house, and looking majestic, it was so handsome. In fact, it is essentially a second-hand. Once the golden retriever was chasing a bee, but his mouth was swollen by the bee's sting, and his entire head swelled into a small watermelon.

The mother and daughter were chatting and laughing in the kitchen when the light bulb above their heads flickered and then went out.

Yang Xiao was taken aback, and was about to ask if the power went out, when he heard his father's voice in the living room.

"Don't be nervous, you two! The light bulb in the living room is aging, I will switch on and change it!"

The mother and daughter looked at each other. Mother Yang wiped her hands on her aprons, and said strangely: "Your dad really remembers that every time it comes out. The guests are still there. Even if you want to change the light bulb, you can't change it at this time!"

Yang Xiao also said: “Let’s go and see, my dad is old, it’s too dangerous to climb up to change the light bulb, I will help him hold a ladder.”

As they spoke, they walked out of the kitchen together. They didn't think that they were shocked by the scene in the living room as soon as they opened the door.

It turned out that the person who changed the light bulb was not Dad Yang at all, but Meng Yufan, who came here for the first time!

Moreover, he didn't use a ladder at all, instead relying on his height, he reached out and took off the lampshade directly!

The old house of his family's unit was much lower in storey than the current commercial house. Meng Yufan was 1.94 meters tall in the living room, as conspicuous as the pinned sea needle borrowed by Monkey King.

He lifted his arm easily, took off the lampshade, easily unscrewed the old bulb, easily replaced the new one, and then easily installed the lampshade back.

Yang Xiao used five consecutive words "easy and relaxed" to describe his actions, because he was really...too easy.

Without moving the ladder or ascending the height, he really did the job of changing the light bulb as simply as plucking a leaf.

He took the rag and wiped the lampshade very carefully, and it took no more than two minutes from start to finish.

Father Yang closed the switch—"pop", the light in the living room turned on.

The ceiling light in the Yang’s living room is the most common ring shape. The color of the original light bulb has become muddy. After the new light bulb is replaced, the bright halo is so dazzling and eye-catching. Meng Yufan stood against the ring. The white halo is holy like an over-age angel who has just descended from the world.

Mother Yang's eyes sharpened instantly.

At this moment, she has seen how the son-in-law will contribute to her future cleanup, help her clean the top glass of the balcony, the dust on the top layer of the bookcase, and dismantle the range hood lightly.

Yang Xiao didn't even know that Meng Yufan just changed a light bulb for her house, and her mother had already written his name on her household registration book.

She is only thinking about one thing now—is changing the light bulb within the scope of the business, and does it need additional money?