Boyfriends Always Turned out to Be a Horror Movie Boss

Bang——Boom——!!!

The loud noises from upstairs instantly disrupted Zhou Yu’s chance to speak.

He swallowed his words back and looked at the corner of the room.

Smoke was rising.

The gravel planks from the broken ceiling made a loud thud and there were some human groans mixed in.

The exquisite room became a mess now.

Watching his beloved youth swallowed again the words he was about to say, the clown’s back tensed unconsciously as if he was suppressing his inner emotions. Soon, he returned to his normal appearance.

But, his hand was still clenched tightly.

The tightness even made the white gloves wrinkle.

With a flicker of fire, the gloves also turned to ashes and got abandoned in the void by their original owner.

A ghost hitting wall.

Another ghost hitting wall.

I still can’t find a way out.

Lao Qi grimaced when he walked across the familiar corridor for the fiftieth time. He almost plucked his measly hair bald.

He did not have many reward points, so he originally intended to go to a low-level supernatural world. Before going here, he already exchanged a few protective talismans, a low-grade shield, and some random exorcise props from his meagre savings —— black donkey hoof[1] and the like. Yes, it was more than enough.

But now, he did not know if it was because the world’s level was too high or if there was any other reason, all his props did not work —— he was trapped in a ghost hitting wall and he could not get out.

Bam——

Suddenly, the wall next to him collapsed. Dust was flying here and there, making him cough.

“Cough, cough, cough! F*ck! What the hell?!”

A familiar, glamorous woman swore as she climbed out of the hole formed on the wall.

“F*ck this! I’m already tired! F*ck! And there’s still this broken wall. What a godd*mn shit!”

A silent embarrassment arose as the four eyes met.

The glamorous woman, Liu Cai, was tongue-tied when she stared at Lao Qi’s hair. His originally thick black hair now turned into U-shaped baldness[2].

Lao Qi was also stunned at the sight of Lui Cai who no longer had her original graceful splendour.

“That- Ahem, it’s a wig.”

“Ehmm ahaha, I’m[3] not… emm, I also like to cuss ahaha!”

The two blew each other up for a while and finally understood the sides’ situation. They did not shy away and quickly squatted together in the corner, thinking about life.

“Lao Qi, do you really have no way out? If it’s true then I’m afraid that something bad will happen! Who doesn’t know a horror movie’s routine? The longer we stay, the more dangerous!”

Liu Cai lit a cigarette and slowly inhaled the smoke sadly.

Lao Qi coughed and fanned the second-hand smoke away.

In front of the only teammate he could find, he tried to bear with it

“I have protective talismans which are enough for both of us, but the problem is that there are no ghosts here. Just a ghost hitting wall. I can see that Sister also understands our situation, we can’t get out of here without props!”

Liu Cai’s eyes flickered. She spat out the smoke in her mouth and said, “Brother, I won’t hide it. I also have a weapon. Maybe I can help you out, but for insurance, I also need your talisman.”

“If Sister Liu Cai can help me out, this talisman will be given to you!”

Lao Qi’s eyes brightened and he agreed quickly.

Actually, they both knew that there were no kind people among the reincarnators, only people with the same interest.

If you could help me, then I would naturally give you something in exchange.

“Brother!”

“Sister!”

The two of them gossiped again before they took out their props.

“Uh, are you sure this is not for killing?”

Lao Qi’s jaw dropped when he looked at the large crystal cannon, which was said to be able to blow off half the planet.

Liu Cai extinguished the cigarette and grinned, “Don’t be afraid, Big Bro! This is just the pirated prop! It’s not as powerful as the original. At most, it can only destroy a house!”

Lao Qi reluctantly believed her words and handed over the talisman to Liu Cai.

“This can defend against a 300-year-old ghost attack. Sister Liu Cai saves it, I only have two left.” In fact, there were still three more.

“Alright! Rest assured, I’ve also spent all my money on this thing! This weapon is very valuable!” In fact, it was a fake and shoddy product made of spare parts that she took from the space junkyard.

The two scheming people shook hands again.

“I hope we succeed!”

“Fighting!”

Lui Cai pressed the button, aimed the muzzle to the floor and hurriedly covered her ears.

Boom——!!!

Thump——

Unexpectedly, the muzzle exploded the moment the light beam was fired.

The shock wave from the beam blasted open the rooms in the corridor, creating a large hole in half of the corridor.

Lao Qi and Liu Cai were beaten black and blue from the shock wave and fell down.

“Liu Cai! You f*cker!”

“Cough! Sorry, Big Bro! I have a quick-acting spray, I apologize cough, cough, cough!”

The smoke gradually dissipated. The two, who had no time to get up, saw a tall and thin figure coming over.

The figure squatted down and stared at the two who were buried in the rubble.

The grey-haired teenager frowned.

“This—— Is this also a test?”

[……]

No, it’s just two nasty reptiles that strayed in.

The clown, who wanted to know Zhou Yu’s answer, once again broke the spare cane in his hand.

Small theatre:

Clown: (sending roses) I like——

Bang——

Lao Qi and Liu Cai: (trembling) Umm… Sorry to bother you.

Zhou Yu: (sharp_eyes.jpg) This is really a test! Humph! Do you think I will be afraid?

Clown: (Mind_blown.jpg)

Cane: (burst into tears) I’m innocent.

Gloves: (burst into tears) I’m also innocent.

Hell world’s consciousness: (taking out a handkerchief and wiping tears) Ah, what a touching love. Fighting, Cub!

Nightmare world’s consciousness: (eating popcorn) Where is this touching? Speaking of which, looks like Hell doesn’t think of him toda—— (Future covers Nigtmare’s mouth)

Future world’s consciousness: (tired_heart.jpg) Shut up! You goldfish brain! Why don’t you learn a lesson?! (the_sadness_is_so_big.jpg)

Nightmare world’s consciousness: (hugging Future tightly) I know that you like me too, Future! I’ve especially bought a small island, let’s go on a honeymoon!

Future world’s consciousness: (collapse_and_cry.jpg) This small theatre really has no normal consciousness except me! 

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[1] : 黑驴蹄子, translated as black donkey hoof. The legend says that this is used to restrain zombies.

[2] : 地中海的发型, translated as U-shaped baldness. So, Lao Qi is bald on the top of his head like my math teacher.

[3] : 老娘, translated as I. 老娘 is read as lǎoniáng which literally means “I, this old lady”.