Boyfriends Always Turned out to Be a Horror Movie Boss

“Ouch—— It hurts!”

“AAAHH!!——”

“AAARGH—— It burns!!”

“Oh, f*ck! The knife, the knife! Put it away! D*mn it! AAAHH!”

Many of the passengers did not fasten their seatbelts, so when the bus suddenly stopped, they hit the seat in front of them. Instantly, the bus was full of screams.

Some people were even worse. There are people who got scalded by hot water, there was even someone who got cut in the face with a fruit knife and bled.

A lot of curses could be heard.

Zhou Yu was sitting in the front and there was no seat belt in his seat, but he unexpectedly did not get bumped. Then, he glanced at the chaotic bus.

After a while, he turned to look at the driver.

Braking so suddenly… Did something happen to the driver?

Bzzt, bzzt—— an electric voice appeared from the bus’ television.

[Hello everyone, welcome to the Bus of Hell.]

Zhou Yu looked at the simple clown image on the screen. Inexplicably, he felt the image was appealing; very similar to his buddy, the clown.

Un, it looks very similar to Clown Brother, so it must be not a bad thing.

Zhou Yu looked at the television with appreciation. There was no fear, unlike other passengers when he heard the voice.

If it was other times, he would even applaud the artist —— Truthfully, Zhou Yu himself thought he would be a bit scared.

But what could he do, he just did not feel scared. He did not even know how to react to the current situation.

[This journey is designed especially for all passengers on the bus. Every sinner need to get off the bus one by one, while the innocents would get off at the Hell Terminal.]

[Next stop——the old rental house. Please choose the sinner who will get off the bus.]

Sinner?

What’s a sinner? What does it mean?

Zhou Yu stood up with some doubts. He had asked the driver a few times, but still did not get any responses, so he walked toward the driver’s seat.

When he got there, his face paled.

Because—— there was only a rotten corpse.

Even if he had never learned anything about criminal investigation, he knew this kind of corpse definitely had been dead for at least one or two days.

So, who was answering him before?

Or maybe, it was not a person, but a ghost?

“Hey! You! Why don’t you speak?”

The passengers, who saw that Zhou Yu wanted to ask the driver about the situation, were waiting for answers.

So, they could not help got dissatisfied when they saw Zhou Yu just looking at the driver silently.

“Hey, driver, what’s wrong with you? Are you sick? Why did you suddenly brake the bus! I’m going to sue you!”

“Who touched the television ah? What does this person wanna do?!”

“Hey, Boy! What’s wrong with you?! Why are you only standing there! Ask the driver!”

“What’s wrong? Are you deaf?!”

All of the passengers were angry. Everyone was complaining to the silent driver, some even got mad at Zhou Yu, who was standing beside the driver.

Crash——

Suddenly, someone threw a water bottle toward Zhou Yu.

If he did not react quickly, he would have been drenched. 

In the face of such rude behaviour, Zhou Yu became angry no matter how kind he was. Not to mention he was in his youth and in the rebellious period.

He just got scared by the driver, and now he was assaulted by those crazy passengers. Zhou Yu’s gentle expression became cold. He pulled the driver from his seat and put him in everyone’s sight.

“What’s wrong with the driver? The driver is dead!” He smiled coldly, answering the angry passengers.

Hiss——

Everyone gasped in fright at the badly rotten corpse’s sight. Some even got scared to the point of fainting.

The acne-faced young man who threw Zhou Yu with a water bottle just now was so scared that he squatted under the seat. He didn’t even dare to lift his head.

“AAARGHH—— there’s a ghost!!!”

“AAARGGHHH——”

“F*ck, f*ck, f*ck!!!”

The whole bus went quiet for a while before it blew up again. Ear-piercing screams could be heard everywhere.

Staring at the chaotic bus and the fear of other passengers, Zhou Yu smiled, finally felt his anger vent out.

However, after taking revenge, he felt a little guilty about the corpse in his hand.

Was he going too far? The driver was already dead, but he actually used his corpse to scare others.

His behaviour was kinda impolite.

Thinking about this, Zhou Yu’s grip loosened a little, causing the corpse to stumble.

Patter——

A piece of the corpse was accidentally fallen. Zhou Yu was startled, he quickly picked it up and stuffed it back into the corpse.

“Uh… I’m sorry, Mister. I’ve offended you. Please forgive me, my head was muddled just now. I’ll burn some paper for you later, okay?”

Zhou Yu carefully put the corpse back to its original state, he also looked around to make sure that it did not miss any pieces. Then he folded his hands and bowed to the driver.

Actually, the driver did not do anything bad. He drove for so long when he already died., and he even responded politely when Zhou Yu asked. He was a driver role model. It was a pity, he died.

Vroom——

The passengers were still chaotic, but the bus had already continued driving.

Zhou Yu stood next to the driver and looked at the endless darkness outside.

Next stop, an old rental house?

Blinking, Zhou Yu still had no fear in his obsidian-like bright eyes.

Strange, why he did not feel scared? He even found this very interesting.

In the darkness, only a lit stop sign illuminated the nearby road.

Fifteen strange humans were huddling in a transparent dome. The few already conscious ones looked at the endless darkness, filled with despair.

“I— F*ck! What sin did I do in my last life ah! Where is this place?!”

A middle-aged man with fancy clothes and a tattoo slammed the protective cover fiercely.

“Boohoo—— I want to go home!!!” A young woman, who just woke up, was crying in despair.

“Don’t cry! Do you think Laozi doesn’t want to go home?” The aggrieved middle-aged man with tattoos roared while wiping away his tears.

The ones who are fighting are you guys! Why dragged innocent people too?!

Lord God, do you have consciences! Can you just fight with those top teams? Why dragged us too, these normies![1]

Thinking of this matter, the middle-aged man teared up again.

Don’t talk about it! D*mn it! Making me wants to cry!

Small theatre:

Zhou Yu: (pulled the driver angrily)

Passenger: F*ck! Scared people to death!

Driver: F*ck! Scared ghost to death!

Zhou Yu: (picked up the carrion with guilty face) I’m sorry, Mister. Please forgive me.

Driver: (furious.jpg) Laozi’s body!——

Clown: (wiping his cane)

Driver: (got_scared_in_a_second.jpg) ——I’ll give this carrion to you! Little child, of course, you are forgiven!

Hell world’s consciousness: (gracefully applause) Good job, cub! A man should protect his other half! This is what a gentleman should do!

Nightmare world’s consciousness: (blinking innocently) Oooh, then why did your ex-wife divorce you, Hell, if you’re a gentleman——

Spiritual, Cthulhu, Future: (no_love.jpg) It’s over.

Hell world’s consciousness: (takes out a handkerchief and wipes his tears) It’s a long story—— wuwu—— I still miss my ex-wife ya—— wuwu—— Darling, why did you leave me…

Nightmare world’s consciousness: (takes out a large box of money and begs for mercy) Dad! You’re my dad, I can’t be wrong!

Tn

[1] : “社畜”, translated as normies. Literally, it means a group of livestock, but that sound so wretched lmao. If you don’t remember, some reincarnators got dragged from the small worlds (or maybe they’re just noobs), so they ranked bottom and were treated as livestock.

Staff corner

Baobei : Aiya… I’m even too tired to curse the passengers. Why all of them are so mean? And, tell me who is Hell’s ex-wife?