Breaking the Day

Seeing this scene before him, Li Chengfeng almost wanted to turn around and ran.

What the **** is this?

But at this time, the old man had quietly turned behind Li Chengfeng and the master sister, looking like he was watching.

Li Chengfeng hated him, and he was quickly thinking about the way to escape, but he saw the Roshan-like woman standing in the middle of the lobby, holding her hand as big as a towel, but in her hand. But as if only a handkerchief, the handkerchief kept wiping something under his headscarf.

The old woman on the side smiled and said, "Daughter, today is a great day, why are you crying?"

Li Chengfeng immediately cursed in his heart: Are you **** drooling?

Then I heard this Roshan Jiao Didi choked up and said: "My daughter just feels that she is about to be separated from her family, and she feels sad in her heart."

She lifted her headscarf and glanced at Li Chengfeng's place. Qiubo turned, although her eyes were smiling, she smiled shyly when she saw Li Chengfeng.

With this smile, Li Chengfeng's scalp was numb!

He knew that the gentry in the southeast had a way of playing, that is, for the annual Oiran beauty pageant, they opened an extremely alternative Oiran selection ugly, and every major brothel selected one of the ugliest ugliest.

Oiran beauty pageants are mostly held at the beginning of spring, which means spring is coming and a hundred flowers bloom, while Choukui elections are held at the end of autumn, which means winter is approaching and everything is withered.

In the process of choosing the ugly, the big harlequins did all kinds of ugly behaviors, which is hilarious.

Li Chengfeng saw the Roshan in front of him, and only felt that if she went to the southeast to choose Chou, she would immediately be Huazhong Chou Kui, the first prize in Chou Zhong, because...he had never seen a woman with a pig's brain.

This is clearly a boar spirit! !

Fat head, big ears, garlic head protruding mouth, big eyed peas, black hair and coarse skin!

Li Chengfeng didn't dare to take another look, and quickly moved his gaze away, but he dodged his gaze, but he saw the big sister on the side with a sullen face, a serious expression, and the appearance of a dead father and mother. If not for seeing her mouth trembling slightly , His five fingers clenched his fists hard, a look of forcibly smiling, he thought it was the master sister who was going to enter the bridal chamber.

Li Chengfeng took a vicious look at the senior sister, but heard the old woman laugh, and said: "Hey, mother married you out, not letting you leave us. From now on, our family will live happily together. "

This Roshan was happy at first, and then sadly said: "But the daughter is married, but the daughters' sisters are still waiting in the boudoir, waiting for the spring pavilion..."

After saying this, the old man nodded quickly and said: "It's still a pig baby!"

Hey, you guys also know that your baby looks like a pig! !

Li Chengfeng couldn't help but complain again in his heart.

The old woman went on to say: "It's okay, it's okay to go back and marry together. To marry one is to marry, to marry two is to marry!"

Li Chengfeng was stunned, his eyes twitched: You are not finished yet, right? Clutching a sheep fiercely?

The elder sister on the side strained her face vigorously, her fingernails were inserted into the meat, Li Chengfeng turned her face away and looked at her, hoping that she would say something, but the elder sister immediately stopped turning her head to the other side, and the corners of her mouth twitched. .

Li Chengfeng was annoyed. He turned his head and gritted his teeth and said, "Well, I am going to marry one, and marrying two is also a marriage! What else is there for crooked melons, cracked dates, broken copper, broken iron, smelly fish and shrimps? He called it out, and I just accepted it!"

The old man was furious: "Asshole, what did you just say?"

Li Chengfeng immediately smiled and said: "My father-in-law calmed down his anger, and my son-in-law could marry such a good Miss Qianjin, that would be very happy, nonsense, childish speech, don't take it seriously, don't take it seriously... "

The elder sister almost couldn't help it, she had already started pumping.

Anyway, the current fire can't burn her. It's not too big to see the excitement, but to see that the funeral is not too big!

When the old man heard Li Chengfeng's words like this, he immediately grinned and said: "Xian-in-law is polite, it doesn't matter, it's all a family anyway."

Li Chengfeng laughed and started haha. The two were talking and laughing. The two maids in the back brought out two brides with phoenix crowns. Li Chengfeng took a look and took a breath.

Well, Roshan is 3000 Jin! !

But then, Li Chengfeng suddenly watched with an inexplicable expression. Two men in groomsmen walked out from inside. These men were leaner than the other, with thief eyebrows and sharp-mouthed monkey cheeks. They looked like firewood sticks into a fine, thin face. The arms and legs are thin, making it feel that a little doll can break his arms and legs with just one touch.

Could it be possible that Roshan 3,000 catties all the food in this restaurant?

Is this patriarchal culture that favors girls over boys? !

Li Chengfeng haha ​​slapped his legs and laughed wildly: "Oh, big sister, big sister, you can't run away..."

The big sister's face was pale, she took Li Chengfeng a vicious look, but saw Li Chengfeng smile and proudly said: "Seeing him rising from a tall building, seeing his building collapse!"

Before he could finish speaking, the old woman said, "Ugly big, Ugly Er, you should marry with the three sisters too!"

Li Chengfeng's laughter came to an abrupt end, like a duck caught in the neck.

Immediately, the elder sister on the side finally couldn't help it. She laughed. The laughter was not over yet, she clapped her legs and laughed like Li Chengfeng just now.

Li Chengfeng was furious: "Hey, they are men!"

Dangerous gaze flashed in the old woman’s eyes, and she said gloomily: “Who just said the stinky fish and shrimps, crooked melons and dates, and broken copper and broken iron? Huh, there’s nothing here, the old lady. Shrimp, crooked melons, jujubes, and lots of broken copper and rotten iron! You can take it all in one mind!"

Li Chengfeng was dumbfounded. The corners of his eyes twitched, and he began to look around in secret, wondering if he wanted to leave the master sister and escape by himself.

But the old man behind him laughed hey, he took out a nine-flower lantern from his arms, and then lifted it into the air.

The Jiuhua Lantern lighted up on its own, emitting a red light, illuminating the cave mansion, which was originally red, bright red and shining straight through the outside of the cave mansion.

"Jiuhua Deng?" The master sister's face changed, and there was a look of fear in her eyes.

"What Jiuhua Lamp?" Li Chengfeng lowered his voice.

The master sister said in a low voice: "The magic lamp that specializes in the soul, you see, the souls that are ingested and cannot escape in the nine lanterns are circulating."

Li Chengfeng glanced at it, and he saw that the figures on the outside of Ze Jiuhua Deng who seemed to be walking in a shadow puppet show were indeed the souls trapped inside one after another.

The corner of Li Chengfeng's eyes twitched, and he looked forward to Chaos and Zhu Nianneng's killing again at this time. It was better than the forced marriage scene right now.

At this time, the surrounding musicians became more vigorous, and there was a Jiuhua Lantern behind them. The old man came to the upper part to sit down with the old woman, and then he didn’t know where to get a person from the side. The dog-like celebrity, pulling in a sharp voice, said loudly: "It's auspicious hour, come to the church!"

Soon, two maids with big waists came and held Li Chengfeng in them. Li Chengfeng was taken to the front of the hall with a look of death. He struggled to look back at the senior sister, but saw her pursed his mouth and smiled. When I saw myself looking over, I couldn't help but pounced and turned his head.

Li Chengfeng was taken to the hall in grief and indignation. When he was about to worship heaven and earth, he suddenly heard a voice coming from outside the cave: "Mr. Li? Can Mr. Li be inside? You can find him in the next time!"

Hearing this sound, Li Chengfeng almost burst into tears, Emma, ​​relatives, no matter what monsters or monsters are here at this time, they are all relatives! !