Breaking The Fourth Walls

"Ok my second wish is to have dual spirits that possess affinity to space and time, can you do that?" I asked

"Hmmm, yes I can however it won't be overpowered, meaning that you will have to start from the beginning and make it stronger yourself" God said

"Oh ok, but can I ask why you won't make it OP" I asked with a suspicious look on my face

"Well since you yourself said that you don't like things that are too cliché" God said

"Ok but will you give me something that can help me upgrade my spirits faster" I asked with a look of anticipation

"It's already included in the system that I will give you" God then materialized a chair to sit on and relax. He then said, "If that is all then I will transport you to your destination"

"Wait hold on I have one last question to ask before I go" I said hoping that he would hear me out.

"~sigh~ man you ask a lot of questions, what now" he said with an annoyed look on his face

"Will everything be cannon" I asked hoping that it would.

"No" God said with a dead pan expression and then waved his hand at me

"Wh-" I did not get to finish my question before everything turned dark, "Shit now I don't know what happen to me in the future" I said while looking around.

I then tried to activate the system by asking it, "Huuuuh, system are you there"

[Ding…Loading 10%...20%...30%...50%...70%...100%... loading completed, Hello host]

"Holy shit I got Siri as my system" I said with my voice full of shock

The robotic voice then answered saying "I do not know who this Siri is, but if host wishes to name me that then I will Comply"

"Oh ok then, hey why is it so dark in here" I asked looking at my surrounding

"You are currently inside your mother's wȯmb, remaining time until birth 8months and 30days host" Siri answered with the same robotic voice.

I then asked "What should I do until then"

"I recommend host to rest for you are only in the beginning process of birth" Siri answered

"Ok I was feeling sort of tired anyways, Haaah" I yawned as I started to fall asleep. "Goodnight Siri", "Goodnight host"

Gods Pov:

"Well everything is not going according to cannon since this is my twist [email protected], and yes I am currently breaking the fourth wall right now and trolling everyone. You should know it is in the title hahaha, but seriously tell me what I should do next in the comments down below."

"Oh and another thing this is totally like what (The paragon) does because he also breaks fourth walls in his novel so shout out to him/her. Ok are you still here because right now I am trolling you so that I can reach 500 words. Ever read that before because I am doing so right now, oh shit now its 510, nope 511, oh 512...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thank you for reading #Breaking fourth wall while trolling readers"