Bring your child to a variety show? Daughter: He is truly my living father!

"What do you want to buy?"

The elder sister who was eating melon seeds asked.

Xiao Yang said, "We are here to apply for a job."

"Applying for a job?" The elder sister who was eating melon seeds looked at Xiao Xiao suspiciously beside Xiao Yang.

I couldn't figure out why there were people who brought their children to apply for a job at a funeral company.

The elder sister didn't bother to care, and pointed upstairs and said,

"The manager is on the third floor."

Then, the three of them climbed the stairs to the third floor.

I don't know if it was because there were not many people, the whole building was unusually quiet, and there was no popularity at all.

The photographer felt a little gloomy,

and his voice trembled with fear.

He whispered, "Xiao Yang, it's so scary here, let's go back."

"Are you really going to stay here for two days and two nights?"

Xiao Yang walked in front with his head held high.

After hearing what the photographer said, he turned around and said:

"I'm here now."

"If you go back now, the 200 yuan you invested will go down the drain."

The photographer was stunned.

He wailed in his heart.

Damn it!

He was controlled by this kid Xiao Yang.

This 200 yuan is his private money that he has saved for half a year.

Now it seems that he can only bite the bullet and go.

The audience in the live broadcast room looked at the pictures in the camera, and there was a very creepy silence.

Some viewers were so scared that they dared not breathe, and covered their heads with quilts in the hot weather.

However, there were still a lot of bullet comments rolling in the live broadcast room.

——"Oh my god, I should be watching a haunted house adventure instead of a parent-child variety show."

——"6666, I like such exciting places the most, they are beautiful and I love watching them."

——"Awesome, is the photographer's hands shaking because of fear? Why is the picture so shaky?"

——"It's too scary, isn't Xiaoxiao afraid? How can Xiaoyang, as a father, bring his children to such a place? Don't let anything get on them."

——"It is said that children's eyes can see some unclean things, can Xiaoxiao see them?"

Xiao Yang felt that the audience's emotional value has been rising.

Bringing children here is, of course, something that makes anyone frown.

But some time ago, he and Xiaoxiao watched a lot of ghost movies together.

Xiaoxiao was not only not afraid, but also enjoyed watching them with great courage.

At this time, Xiaoxiao stood on a step higher than the photographer, turned around and said to the photographer;

"Uncle, don't be afraid."

"Look, I'm not afraid."

The photographer: "Uh~Okay."

"That's all I can do."

He was speechless.

Since there's no turning back.

I just plan to talk to the director and see if he can be paid some mental damages after this episode.

The three of them climbed to the third floor in one breath and

found the office of the company manager.

Xiao Yang knocked on the door and went in.

The boss was a woman who was almost 50 years old, with a horse face and her last name was Ma.

She was wearing a black suit.

"Who are you?"

Manager Ma glanced at the photographer and the camera on his shoulder.

Xiao Yang explained his purpose.

Manager Ma nodded to show that he understood.

She thought that the outside world had misunderstood their work, so many people avoided them.

This time, we can take advantage of the opportunity of live variety shows to show the outside world that they are just ordinary professionals.

Don't discriminate against them.

But she glanced at Xiaoxiao next to Xiao Yang, frowned, and said.

"It's okay for you to come here to work and live broadcast, but it's not good for children to stay here."

"After all, there are corpses coming and going here, and I'm afraid it will scare the children."

Hearing what Manager Ma said.

Before Xiao Yang could speak.

Xiaoxiao immediately stepped forward and said.

"Auntie, I'm not afraid."

"I like watching ghost movies the most. It's fun to float around."

Manager Ma was stunned and said immediately.

"Don't talk nonsense, kid. We don't have ghosts here."

"Don't be superstitious."

Xiaoxiao heard the criticism and whispered embarrassedly.

"Sorry, Auntie, I'm not saying that there are ghosts here."

"I mean, I'm not afraid of ghosts, so why would I be afraid of this?"

Manager Ma: ? ? ?

Why do I feel weird?

Audience:

——"666, Xiaoxiao, where are you putting the dolls?"

——"Floating around, Xiaoxiao, stop talking, you are not afraid, but I am."

Then, Xiaoxiao continued.

"Auntie, please let me stay here."

"I still have talents~"

Manager Ma: "Talent?"

"Little boy, the talents you learned in school are not suitable for display here."

Manager Ma finished speaking.

Xiaoxiao opened her mouth and chanted like a mantra:

"Hey,You have to chant when you burn paper, so that the old man can receive it. Listen to me. "

"The yellow wallpaper turns into ashes and becomes a pile of gold and silver treasures. Collect more silver and more money. Collect silver and go to heaven to enjoy the blessings..."

Manager Ma:!!!

Audience:!!!

Audience:

——"Fuck, Xiaoxiao is a little sister. This is the memory of the previous life. How can it be so smooth."

——"I have taken a pen to record it word by word. Next time when I burn paper for my grandma, my dad will not scold me for being stupid."

——"It turns out that there are so many words to say when burning paper. I only know one sentence, grandma, I am here to burn paper for you."

At this time, the audience in the live broadcast room are no longer afraid, and have gradually become curious.

Next, whether Xiao Yang and Xiaoxiao can successfully start work here.

Manager Ma recovered and said hurriedly.

"Child, this is not popular here. We don't need to help guests burn paper. "

When Xiaoxiao heard this, her round eyes turned and she immediately turned into a sad expression and said.

"Auntie, I still have some."

Manager Ma:???

Xiaoxiao: "May my father's heroic spirit return to the west on a crane, and the road to the underworld be light and peaceful, and rest in peace! !"

Xiao Yang was confused and squeezed Xiaoxiao: "I only taught you the first paragraph, who did you learn this from?"

Xiaoxiao raised her head and smiled, wrinkled her nose and said.

"My grandma watched this TV series last night, and I wrote it down, thinking that I could use it in the future."

Xiao Yang:???

Audience:

——"Hahaha, Xiaoxiao is going to send her own living father away if she keeps talking."

——"It's over, why do I have an idea that when I die, it is Xiaoxiao who reads the eulogy for me. "

After reading it, Xiaoxiao pulled the corner of Manager Ma's clothes and said coquettishly.

"Manager, please keep us here, okay~"

For Xiaoxiao, of course it was not for her living father.

Because she thought it was too interesting here.

After watching so many ghost movies, she wanted to see what ghosts look like with her own eyes?

"Okay, okay~"

"You stay~"

Manager Ma nodded.

It is really difficult for them to recruit employees here. After so long, only a few people called.

But there was no follow-up.

Although Xiao Yang only worked for 2 days and 2 nights, it was better than nothing.

Let's solve the problem of insufficient manpower for the time being.

And they can also do free publicity for them through live broadcast~

This is a good thing for their company.