Bring your child to a variety show? Daughter: He is truly my living father!

Xiao Yang was watching short videos very enthusiastically.

He said to Xiaoxiao: "Daughter, take the things that uncle wants. Do you know the price?"

Xiaoxiao said she knew and turned to take the things that the customer just wanted.

The man who came to buy things frowned at the strange father and daughter.

He thought, what kind of father is this?

Bringing children to such a place to do business.

He didn't move himself, but sat there playing.

He actually let such a young child take these things that are burned for the dead.

Just thinking about it, Xiaoxiao put a bundle of yellow paper on the counter, and put a bunch of gold ingots in her right hand.

Then she looked up and asked the customer in front of her.

"Uncle, do you know how to burn it?"

The man was stunned and said, "Burning paper means burning it with fire? How else can it be burned?"

Xiaoxiao shook her head: "No, you have to talk."

Man: "Talk?"

Xiaoxiao: "Yes, you have to call his name so that he can receive it."

"You also have to recite a jingle."

The man's expression was even more surprised. As a post-90s, this was the first time he encountered such a thing.

He didn't understand these at all, and no one taught him before.

In the city, there was no occasion to learn these.

But he was still thinking in his heart that he didn't know these things in his 30s.

How could this child who looked only a few years old understand these?

"And there are jingles?" the man said.

"Little friend, do you understand?"

Xiaoxiao nodded: "Of course"

The man was a little unconvinced, but still said something with curiosity.

"Okay, then you teach me."

Xiaoxiao said seriously, leaning over the shelf.

"Okay, take the things and remember them."

Xiaoxiao read: "... The yellow wallpaper turns into ashes and becomes a pile of gold and silver treasures. Collect more silver and more money. Collect silver and go to heaven to enjoy the blessings..."

The man was stunned.

Damn!

Professional~

He quickly took out his mobile phone and opened the software.

"Wait, say it again, I'll remember it."

He glanced at Xiao Yang next to him,

So this is a funeral family, right?

They started training at such a young age?

The man thanked Xiaoxiao, looked at the other paper sacrificial products on the counter, and asked.

"What other offerings do you have that can be burned? Recommend them."

Xiaoxiao took a few paper sacrificial items covered with a thin layer of dust from the bottom of the counter and put them on the counter.

The man looked at the things Xiaoxiao took out and was stunned.

Hades passport, Hades airline tickets, Hades boat tickets, Hades high-speed rail tickets, paper helicopters... and various Hades bank cards.

A bunch of weird things.

Even Xiao Yang was a little confused after taking a look.

Put down the phone and want to hear Xiaoxiao's nonsense.

"What is this?"

The man finally couldn't help asking.

Xiaoxiao picked up the passport of the underworld and asked, "This is the general passport of the underworld, and it can still lead to heaven."

The man nodded.

Xiaoxiao glanced at the mourning cloth in the man's hand.

Dad had popularized knowledge for her. Generally, those who wear mourning cloth are the descendants of the deceased.

Xiaoxiao pointed to a few tickets on the counter and said.

"If the dead have these boat tickets, plane tickets, high-speed rail tickets, and their own helicopters.

If they want to travel, they can go out and have fun."

"With a passport to heaven, you can fly to heaven to play."

"Uncle, haven't you heard a song?"

Man: "What?"

Xiaoxiao sang: "I want to take you to romantic Turkey, and then go to Dongjing and Bali together..."

The man listened and blinked: "Who will take you?"

"I will take you?"

Audience:

————"Hahaha, go to romantic Turkey, Xiaoxiao is selling and stockpiling goods?? I can see the thick dust on the packaging."

——"These things are good, I like them, before I die, I must tell my relatives to burn this for me, so that I can travel everywhere in the underworld in the future."

——"Fuck, what other good things are there, show them."

Xiao Yang almost laughed out loud when he heard it.

He was trying not to laugh, so he quickly stopped laughing and apologized to the man: "Sorry, the kid was just singing."

The man waved his hand and said, "Oh, it's okay."

"What the kid said is not wrong."

"My father died. He never enjoyed anything in his life."

"He worked hard all his life, and was diagnosed with cancer when he was about to retire.

He never went out to travel and have fun, and never enjoyed life."

"I want all these. Just like the kid said, it would be good if I can use them later."

"If he gets bored of staying in one place, he can go out for a walk."

Xiao Yang was stunned. He actually sold it.

He quickly packed the things and handed them to the man, saying"Please accept my condolences~"

The audience who were just laughing, after hearing the man's words, became sad again at this moment.

——"Alas, if a son wants to be filial but his parents are not around, he must be filial to them while they are still here."

——"It's so sad. My parents don't seem to have traveled before. I must take them out for a walk during this year's holiday."

——"In fact, Xiaoxiao is a very thoughtful child. She can always find things that others can't see."

The man paid and walked out.

Xiao Yang touched Xiaoxiao's head and said.

"Not bad, very good at sales."

"You can fool ghosts if you make up stories."

The photographer sitting in the corner heard this and asked hurriedly.

"What?"

"Ghost?"

"Where? Where did the ghost come from?"

In the following time.

Compared to the busyness of other families.

Xiao Yang and Xiaoxiao's group seemed a little bored.

The photographer looked at their group of followers.

Several photographers complained about being too busy, but he could enjoy the air conditioning and leisurely eat melon seeds.

He suddenly felt that this job seemed not bad.

Most of the day had passed.

The screen of the live broadcast room switched to the observation room again.

Several observation guests watched with relish, and everyone had a lot to say.

The host Xiao Ai turned his attention back from the screen.

Picked up the microphone in his hand and smiled:

"Everyone watched the live broadcast just now."

"Although the four fathers chose different jobs, they were all very hard. The performance of the four children during the period was also very good."

"I guess everyone has a favorite group of families in their hearts."

She turned her head to look at the four observers and said:

"I wonder what our four observers think after watching the live broadcast clip just now?"

"Which group do you think is the most interesting?"

"Principal Shi, as an old principal, what do you think of the performance of those groups of families just now?"

Principal Shi smiled and sat more upright, saying

"I just watched the short film, and what impressed me most was Li Yong's father.

"When he chose this job at first, I was confused.

It stands to reason that with his ability, he could find more and better jobs, so why would he go to the factory to be an assembly line worker.

But when I saw him educating Chaochao, I understood.

Li Yong's education method is very good. Nowadays, many children do not study hard or work hard.

There are still many people in society who say that the study burden is too heavy and study is too hard. "

"But why is it not hard? If you don't study well, won't your life be harder when you go to the factory in the future?"

"It is very meaningful for Li Yong's father to take Chaochao to the factory to experience the life of a worker first.

The child knows the consequences of not studying hard, and then he will have a goal and know the importance of learning. "