BTTH: Myriad Realms Mall
Chapter 141: Heavenly Jealousy
Being ignored all the time and being treated as air, Ye Shiqiu raised his brows, a little angry, and wanted to step up and teach this stupid pig a lesson. But who knew that just as he took a step forward, Zhu Bajie suddenly covered his face shyly, and said a shocking remark to Lin Pingzhi awkwardly.
"Little Elder Sister, you are so beautiful. Would you like to be my old pig's girlfriend? My old pig promises to be good to you for the rest of my life! Stay with me, alright!"
"Crack!" The body slammed, and the sound of glass breaking sounded in Ye Shiqiu's body. Because of the sudden increase in blood flow, he felt that his heart seemed to be unable to withstand the pressure and burst. What did the fart pig just say? He, he wants to be with a man...
"Pfft! Hahaha!" Ye Shiqiu, who had always been calm, suddenly lost his temper. He couldn't help covering his stomach and laughed loudly. Because he laughed too hastily, he was a little out of breath!
"Hee hee." Even Qingye, who was a daughter, couldn't help covering her red lips when she heard the true confession of the green hat pig.
"Huh? What's that sound?" Without seeing Lin Pingzhi's handsome face that suddenly turned black, the green-hooded pig was attracted by the sudden laughter. When he looked back, he saw a man in purple covering his stomach. Very disrespectful laugh.
"Oh, Lord Hou, you're here too!" I noticed that Ye Shiqiu's cuckold pig was a little surprised, but he reacted immediately, grabbed Ye Shiqiu excitedly, and shyly begged: "Hou Lord, I have met my true love today, old pig. Come and help me, old pig, to find a match, okay? Old pig, I beg you!"
Hearing the words of the green hat pig, Lin Pingzhi's face turned even darker!
Love? me? Still the media? me and you?
At this moment, thousands of creatures with the surname of grass and the name of mud horse are rushing fast in his heart.
I, Lin Pingzhi, a dignified seven-footed man, honest, trustworthy, respectful of the elderly, loving the young, modest, polite, a thousand-year-old beautiful man with many advantages, today was actually... a pig...
"Ha, ha... Bajie, Pingzhi is..." Covering his stomach, Ye Shiqiu laughed so excitedly that he stammered and explained to the cuckold why Lin Pingzhi wore women's clothes. But who knew that at this time, a long-lost voice appeared in his mind.
"Ding, random task: make the best use of everything, don't waste resources, Lin Pingzhi is the most beautiful man under the host's command, and he is already from the palace, so he can't marry and have children. In this case, please ask the host to cultivate him. Become a female representative of Huaxia Mall, and let his beauty spread Continent. Mission reward: one video dispenser, ten thousand world coins."
Any image launcher can launch a certain image to any position where Continent has no enchantment according to the user's mind. It comes from the world of Doraemon.
"Bajie, in fact, Pingzhi is still on his mission. Even if you want to confess, you can't do it at this time. I know that with Pingzhi's beauty, you can't resist it, but this is not an excuse. I really like him, and I'll see if your own performance can impress him in the future, he can think about this kind of thing himself, ah, let's go!" Ye Shiqiu, who had been laughing so hard, heard the system's voice, and instantly put on a serious look said to the green hat pig. After he finished speaking, he immediately pulled Qingye and Lin Pingzhi, who looked dazed, to flash over.
"Look at my old pig's own performance?" Before he could react, the three of them disappeared, and the green hat pig didn't know where to chase it if he wanted to. However, what Ye Shiqiu said just now gave him a hint of inspiration.
"Yes, as soon as we met today, how could Little Elder Sister Pingzhi agree to my old pig? My old pig has to show her sincerity, let's go, wait for my old pig to buy it first nine One hundred and ninety-nine roses are delivered! I'm an old pig... I'm going to fall in love!" Zhu Bajie, who thought Ye Shiqiu was pointing at him, suddenly became smart, punched in the palm of his hand, his eyes spitting fire, and said firmly.
"Elder Sister Pingzhi, my old pig will make you willingly give me piglets! Well, definitely!" Said, the green hat pig took the steps leading to the gate of happiness and walked to the flower shop. Go buy flowers!
...
"Master Hou, why didn't you just tell that guy just now that I'm a man?" On the other side, Lin Pingzhi, who was forcibly dragged away by Ye Shiqiu, asked the man puzzled.
"Oops." Putting one hand on Lin Pingzhi's shoulder, Ye Shiqiu said solemnly: "Pingzhi, look, you are now the head of the women's clothing store. If you let others know that you are a man, then we are in Huaxia Mall. Where do you put your integrity? Even you yourself will be regarded as a big peeping pervert!"
"But there's a dressing room in there, and I..."
"The most important thing is, Pingzhi..."
"What, what's wrong?" Seeing that Ye Shiqiu suddenly let go of his arms on his shoulders, he changed to two hands to hold his shoulders, and looked at himself seriously. This made Lin Pingzhi, who had been sexually harassed many times recently because of wearing women's clothes, swallowed. He... had a bad feeling.
"More importantly, Pingzhi, because there is a huge shortage of talents under Ben Hou, so I want to train you and make you the queen of communication in my Huaxia Mall!" Ye Shiqiu slowly spit out four big characters with a serious look on his face.
Dating - inter - female - king!
"Pfft!" A mouthful of old blood spurted out. Lin Pingzhi, who was wearing a policewoman uniform, was seriously injured.
"Haha." Bending down, Ye Shiqiu looked at Lin Pingzhi's unforgettable face and smiled: "So, Pingzhi, please, please, from now on, don't tell others your gender, Don't wear men's clothes, don't let others see your little Younger Brother, oh, anyway... let everyone know that you...are a woman!"
"Pfft!" Blood continued to flow out from the corner of Lin Pingzhi's mouth.
"Oh, by the way, I will let all the soldiers who knew you in the past go back to Sky City, and I will also give them a seal, so no one will expose the truth of your man, don't worry! "Suddenly I remembered that Lin Pingzhi had made public appearances many times, Ye Shiqiu thought about it and made this great decision.
"Pfft!" Lin Pingzhi was completely in a coma, and he... didn't want to live anymore!
"Hey, why bother?" Ye Shiqiu spread his hands and looked helpless. There are so many beautiful clothes, you can see so many beautiful girls every day, and you can take advantage of them as women. This is a beauty that many people can't ask for! If Zhu Bajie from Journey to the West had this job, and asked him to lick the toilet, I guess he would be willing. You're good, just fainted.
"Shi Qiu, why did you let Xiao Aojue do it, do that communication...hehe!" Qingye asked with a light smile, covering her lips. A big man going to pretend to be a woman and another group of men... She thinks it's funny.
"Oh, it's not me..." Ye Shiqiu said inexplicably, sighing and raising his head.
"No? How could it be, wasn't it just you who said..."
He squatted down slowly and hugged Lin Pingzhi, who was pale and unlovable, into his arms. Feeling the softness that came from the palm of his hand touching his body, Ye Shiqiu shook his head helplessly, looking at his arms. The face in the middle is more charming than a woman, murmured.
"Don't blame me, Pingzhi, who called you too beautiful? Not only a fart pig, but even the system has taken a fancy to you, what can I do? Oh, God is jealous!" He raised his head and looked at the sky, Ye Shiqiu looked sympathetic!
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