Buy a planet !

November 11, 2018!

Singles’ Day, also known as Singles’ Day.

It is such a singles’ day, which was smashed into a shopping carnival by a shopping website.

It’s already miserable to play singles, you have to chop your hands to shop, do a lot of shopping, and then at the end of the month, the long bill will definitely make you unloveable.

Xiao Feng!

A member of the army of singles in the 21st century, now also attracted by the publicity of the shopping carnival, although the psychology does not know that he secretly swore not to buy, in the end he did not hold back, skillfully clicking on the APP in the mobile phone, while silently watching the time.

November 10, 23:59!

“Last minute, last minute…”

“Click!”

“Dang!”

The clock strikes midnight.

Singles’ Day 2018 is officially here.

The shopping carnival has arrived.

On the computer, on the mobile phone, countless blood oath chopping hands quickly click on the shopping cart, submit the order, go to the payment page, then close your eyes, click to pay, and then … I regretted it immensely, because in the next second, their flower showed a large amount missing.

Countless mothers roared in the midnight, and a moment ago, they submitted a large number of daily necessities plus baby products, as for why they roared, they did not worry about the long bills at the end of the month, I am afraid that they used their husband’s account to pay.

Backstage on a shopping site.

The big jump of numbers.

Break 100 million in 4 seconds!

Break 100 billion in 2 minutes and 04 seconds!

4 minutes 20 seconds 191 billion!

“……”

“……”

Sales records in previous years have been constantly broken.

The enthusiastic applause of the major shopping websites continued endlessly….

Countless netizens witnessed this miraculous moment through live broadcasts, as if they forgot that there was a credit behind the rushing numbers, which they exchanged for with the amount of flowers, and forgot the long bill when the bill was issued at the end of the month, and forgot that they needed to pay it back before the 9th of next month.

“Damn, damn it…”

Xiao Feng didn’t know how many times he scolded, starting from the moment the time ran to 00:00, lasting for more than 9 minutes: “What’s going on?” Am I using a fake app? ”

“Nima’s… The phone is not dead, the IOS system is running normally! ”

“This broken APP was just updated yesterday…”

“No problem, no problem…”

Xiao Feng used the antique-level love crazy 6, constantly cut to the background, and then returned to the desktop of the mobile phone system, opened other APP, very smooth, the system is running normally, other APP is also running normally, especially a video APP that watches a love movie, connected to the 100 megametric fiber WIFI, not to mention how smooth, directly is zero delay, zero rush.

Next moment!

“Alas… What the heck? ”

After a series of tests, Xiao Feng confirmed that there was no problem with the mobile phone, but a problem with the shopping APP, returned to the page, and finally returned to normal, but the page was very strange: “1 yuan flash sale area? ”

Realistic time!

00：09：53！

“The original price ** Yuan Planet one, the current price is 1 yuan flash sale? 7 seconds left? What the heck? ”

“The original price was 10 yuan for an aunt towel pack, and the current price is 1 yuan in seconds? I’m afraid this is a fake and unlicensed product, right? What the hell again? ”

“The original price is 1299 yuan, one of the two major domestic brand cars, and the current price is 1 yuan in seconds? Oh… It is indeed the two major domestic brands, Emma and Teddy, the big brand is trustworthy, and Kenima’s… Can’t you just make more notes? Electric car is electric car, return the car? ”

“The original price of 9599 yuan beggars configuration love crazy XSMAX, a bright black mobile phone, the current price of 1 yuan flash sale? Not bad… The new love crazy kidney machine, my broken antique love crazy 6 should have been replaced a long time ago, seconds are seconds…”

Xiao Feng glanced at ten lines, fingers with eyes, a little swipe, want to see more second-sale baby, reach out and prepare to click on the beggar’s configuration love crazy XSMAX?

Right now!

“Tick!”

The entire APP page flashed red, and there were also bursts of warning sounds.

“The last three seconds… Damn, forgot to look at the time. ”

Xiao Feng’s eyes were blood-red, staying up late and waiting until now, isn’t it just to participate in his own single-handed festival shopping festival? The spirit was already exhausted, and he was stimulated by this second-kill zone, his blood dilated, and his blood boiled, but the page told him that the time was only three seconds: “Fake, fake… , what about the planet? Also love crazy XSMAX, cauldron pot… Today is November 11, Singles’ Day, not April 1, April 1. ”

“Shhh Count down to 2 seconds! ”

“Shhh Countdown…”

Xiao Feng ghostly made a mistake, slid the APP page number to the top, and when the warning jumped to 1 second, he clicked very cheaply: “Planet… 1 yuan a second to play, even if it is a toy, it is worth it. ”

With a strong bad taste.

No one is in the second sale, and the transfer to the payment page means that he has succeeded in the second kill.

Next moment!

Xiao Feng had a cup.

“Squeak!”

……