Cannon fodder is a full-level boss

2. The first retirement world [02]

Xiao Mingxuan is fearless, so even if he had a falling out with his mother and was forced to come to this program, he was not afraid at all.

Because he knew in his heart that no matter how harsh he said, his mother would still come to pick him up when the time came.

He had heard about this program from his classmates before, and some even speculated that it might be a new way to create stars. Xiao Mingxuan didn't care about this kind of thing at all. He was a devil at home, and he didn't want to restrain himself outside. As for the show, other people's opinions.

Tsk! What does this have to do with him again.

That's right, he, Xiao Mingxuan, is a very willful person inside and out.

Originally thought that he was the only one in this program, but he didn't expect there was another person.

From the staff, I learned that the person was the same age as him, was also in the second grade of junior high school, and was also sent here by his family.

For a moment, Xiao Mingxuan felt a sense of sympathy, provided that - as long as Bai Qi, the stinky boy, didn't speak.

Once he spoke, there was not a single good word in his mouth!

This made Xiao Mingxuan want to do something to make him sober up.

However, in the extremely surprised eyes of the staff and the members of the so-called "home" where he now lives, Xiao Mingxuan still invited Bai Qi to go out to find food.

The two people looked at each other in the air, and Xiao Mingxuan still had a rebellious smile on his face. Although Bai Qi hesitated, he did not refuse this time.

The two walked out directly.

Xiao Mingxuan didn't know where there was delicious food. To be honest, he was not hungry yet, but he pretended to be looking for it on the surface.

As for his kindness to ask Bai Qi out, the most fundamental reason was actually because he found that Bai Qi actually hid a mobile phone.

No wonder he pretended to be aloof and didn't like people to approach him.

Xiao Mingxuan had thought about it long ago. When he arrived at a remote place, he threatened Bai Qi to let him play with his mobile phone in the past half month. If he didn't want to, he would report him.

Xiao Mingxuan had a good idea.

He looked east and west, and didn't find a satisfactory corner to avoid the camera, but found a teenager who seemed to be about the same age as him by the stream.

Another country bumpkin.

Xiao Mingxuan looked disdainful.

However, when the boy turned around, Xiao Mingxuan's narrow and long phoenix eyes suddenly became like almond eyes, and they became rounder in an instant.

Although Xiao Mingxuan himself did not notice it, the ubiquitous and faithful camera had already recorded it.

The audience in the live broadcast room shouted that they saw the cat-like boy!

Looking at the fish in the arms of the boy by the stream, Xiao Mingxuan heard his proud stomach suddenly surrender.

Although the stream was not too far from where he lived, Yan Ling, who had nothing to do, gave up the idea of ​​cooking fish in a pot and chose to grill fish in the wild.

In addition, because there were two more people, one fish was naturally not enough.

Yan Ling did not plan to be a full-time babysitter.

So when he went to find leaves and firewood, he asked two people to catch a few more fish here.

This stream was not wide, and the deepest part was only up to the knees, so there was not much danger, especially since he asked them to stand by the stream and use a sharpened wooden pole to stab the fish.

When Yan Ling left, the two teenagers seemed reluctant to agree, but their eyes were full of enthusiasm.

However, what Yan Ling didn't expect was that ten minutes later, when he came back after finding things, the two teenagers had nothing else to gain except that their clothes were half wet.

Fortunately, it is summer now, otherwise they might catch a cold and go to the hospital before the variety show is finished.

"Give me the harpoon." Yan Ling said.

When Xiao Mingxuan was still eager to try, Bai Qi gave him the simple harpoon in his hand.

However, Bai Qi didn't have much trust in his eyes when he looked at Yan Ling.

The person in front of him was just a teenager like him, and he looked shorter than them, maybe even younger.

Although he and Xiao Mingxuan were doing it for the first time, they were definitely using their heart to harpoon after getting familiar with it. Whether it was the angle or the speed, the two of them kept adjusting when they tried, but the fish in the stream seemed to be spirits, and they were particularly strong. He finally managed to catch one, but it was thrown away and escaped.

Even though the boy in the mountain had successfully caught a fish just now, Bai Qi was more inclined to believe that it was just luck.

After all, if the fish were so easy to catch, the family they lived in would have been very well-off in this mountain village, so why could they only eat wild vegetables every day?

Yan Ling didn't pay attention to the sight next to him.

He put all the branches and leaves in his hand aside, then picked up the harpoon handed over by Bai Qi with one hand and weighed it twice.

He closed his left eye slightly, and looked at the direction of the fish swimming in the stream with his right eye.

"Shua".

The wooden fork in his hand was like an arrow from the archery field, and it went out in an instant.

And where it landed, a fish as thick as a palm was stuck in the stream, swinging its tail wildly, struggling to death!

Bai Qi suddenly widened his eyes!

Even Xiao Mingxuan on the side couldn't help but exclaimed "Amazing!".

[498l: I fucking suck! ! ! ! ! ! ! ]

[499l: I understand you upstairs! ]

[500l: My mother is asking me why I am kneeling to watch the live broadcast! 】

[501l: Is this definitely the "Exchange Life" variety show? Or did I accidentally enter the wrong live broadcast? The kid's move simply blinded my 18k titanium and diamond eyes. 】

[502l: This move is absolutely awesome. 】

[503l: Could this be an expert hermit living in the mountains? 】

[504l: Look, everyone, the master seems to be preparing to grill fish. 】

[505l: Leaves, wood, are you going to drill wood to make fire? Am I on a wilderness survival show? ? ? 】

【506l: Two words, awesome! 】

In the tent of the "Exchange Life" studio, the assistant director was hesitant as he looked at the videos transmitted back from the monitor, but the chief director on the other side showed a different smile and ordered that as long as there is no danger, don't stop. Disturbing the situation over there.

When Yan Ling was doing missions in the ancient world, he sometimes didn't necessarily go to rich families, so the skill of survival in the wild must be bright.

After the harpoon incident, Xiao Mingxuan and Bai Qi instantly changed their views on the young man in front of them.

After Yan Ling's instructions, the two of them seemed to be different people. They sat obediently and waited for Yan Ling to light the fire.

As for how to make a fire without even matches, the two of them had no doubts at all.

Maybe boys are naturally interested in this kind of thing, just like the spearing of fish just now and the lighting of fire now. Even though they couldn't do anything anymore, the two of them were still quiet and carefully watched every move of the boy.

Yan Ling first grabbed a handful of dried leaves he picked up and rubbed them with his hands until they became pulpy. Then he pulled off the two shoelaces on his feet whose original colors were no longer visible, compared the lengths, and finally decided to fix the two threads into one thread, and folded them in half several times.

He fixed two sections of a relatively tough branch on both sides, and took out another harder branch that was sharpened on a stone, placed it on one side of the line, folded it and clamped it inside the line.

"Give me the wood over there." Yan Ling stretched out his hand and said.

If you are at home, let alone helping to get things, even if someone else brings things to Xiao Mingxuan, Xiao Mingxuan will sometimes find faults and lose his temper.

However, this time, after Yan Ling finished speaking, Xiao Mingxuan actively handed it over without saying who to give it to.

Father Xiao, who had to go to work and was not at home to record the other part of "Swapping Life", a program about living in a city where children from the mountains come to the city, saw this scene of his stupid son obeying his orders when he turned on the live broadcast in his office.

I don’t know whether to cry or laugh!

The live broadcasts in the city and the mountains are carried out at the same time, and there is no playback function. It will only be played again after post-editing.

So after hearing that the program on the other side seemed to be more interesting this time, the audience on the City Live broadcast side suddenly flocked to the Dashan Live broadcast side.

【1001l: Oh my God! A real fire started. 】

[1002l: This is the first time I know that besides using a knife, you can also use stones to kill fish. Watching the master scraping the scales of the fish with a stone, I didn't feel cruel at all. The neatness was just like that of the master chef. I was already looking forward to the moment when the fish was grilled and gave off a golden light. 】

[1003l: Is it true that this boy was not arranged by the program team? 】

[1004l: Sorry Jimei, I decided to give up Mingming and Baibai. From now on I will be...fuck! By the way, what is the name of this expert? 】

[1005l: Yes, I’m also curious. Is there a program team here? Please tell me. 】

But before the program team could intervene, Xiao Mingxuan had already asked.

"Hello--"

Yan Ling raised his head.

"Are you calling me?"

Xiao Mingxuan nodded reservedly.

"I'm not saying hello." Yan Ling was not angry, but lowered his head after finishing speaking.

An expression of shame flashed across Xiao Mingxuan's face.

Just when he was once again unable to suppress his temper out of habit, another person next to him spoke.

"Hello, my name is Bai Qi. Who is you?" The voice was as cold as before, but very polite.

Obviously the words were not meant for Xiao Mingxuan, but Xiao Mingxuan felt that Bai Qi was just trying to make him look bad.

In front of him, she spoke indifferently, but now she acted like a rabbit.

hypocritical!

"My name is Yan Ling, and I live next door to you." Yan Ling turned over the belly of the fish and replied politely.

Xiao Mingxuan:......

Xiao Mingxuan's face turned red with anger.

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