Cannon Fodder Males Chase Their Wives on Green Tea [Zerg]
Chapter 22: candlelight dinner
When the male worm heard Jiang Zhibei's question, he was stunned for a moment: "Don't share life with you?"
"Yeah." Jiang Zhibei's voice was also lower, at this time the twilight was getting darker, and his outline in the night was gradually becoming unclear, "Before you would share with me the flowers planted, the newly replaced furniture... Why do you suddenly stop sharing these captured beauty with me, but upload it to the star network? Am I not worthy of your sharing?"
Xie Lan: "..."
Xie Lan was heartbroken: "Wife, what's the matter with you! Don't you know why I didn't share it with you! Look at what your replies are all about! You even ask righteously! I really know Slap your **** hard!"
010: [...Host calm down! This is your wife! 】
Even though he complained about his wife in his heart, on the surface Xie Lan continued to play with his wife.
The male worm opened his eyes wide in surprise, and then as if stimulated by something, the expression on his face was between shame and anger and speechlessness. He glared at Jiang Zhibei without killing, and walked straight into the house, selectively ignoring Jiang Zhibei's inquiry.
Jiang Zhibei was stunned for a moment, then quickly followed, slightly amused, but he still wanted to keep asking, "What's wrong with you?"
The male worm glared at him again, but Jiang Zhibei felt no offense at all, and even moved his fingers slightly, trying to relieve the slight itch in his heart.
But soon, the itch turned into a throbbing pain. Jiang Zhibei's dark eyelashes drooped slightly, and caressed his heart without a trace.
Later, he heard the male worm dutifully say, "It's nothing, I just don't want to text you all of a sudden."
Although the male worm's facial expressions fluctuated greatly, for some reason, it was not exaggerated when placed on his deeply contoured face, on the contrary, it would make onlookers feel his sincerity and innocence.
He was like a child who couldn't hide his expression, even if he tried to hide it, it was still a little funny.
Jiang Zhibei smiled gently, and then pretended to be distressed: "Is it because I didn't do a good job, so you don't want to communicate with me? If I did something wrong, please be sure to point it out to me. The problem is, I will definitely try to improve it.”
The male worm stopped in his footsteps and finally turned his head. With his back facing the light orange light on the porch, Jiang Zhibei couldn't really see his expression. He only knew that he was looking at and evaluating himself, so he stopped and looked back with a sincere expression.
Possibly confirming that Jiang Zhibei's words were sincere, the male worm said slowly: "...because you were very perfunctory in replying to my news."
Jiang Zhibei did not expect this answer, and was stunned for a while: "Huh?"
The male worm became a little more assertive: "Every time I send you a lot of pictures, it takes a long time for you to reply to me 'It's beautiful, thank you'! Then why am I sending you these pictures? Post them on Xingwang. Other netizens will praise them when they see them. I've been there for a long time, and the rainbow fart doesn't look heavy!"
This is a completely unfamiliar field, Jiang Zhibei hesitated slightly: "...Is that so?"
"That's not it!" The male worm heard the hesitation in Jiang Zhibei's words, and his voice became louder. The whole worm exuded the breath of "I'm angry", and emphasized, "You are too perfunctory to me!"
Jiang Zhibei was dumbfounded. It turned out that the male worm actually thought so when he saw the news he replied.
But thinking about it carefully, his reply at that time was indeed in a business-like attitude. After all, at that time, he probably didn't expect that one day he would be upset because the male worm didn't send any news.
"I'm sorry I made you think like this..." Realizing that he always seemed to apologize in front of the male insects, Jiang Zhibei paused for a moment, but finished speaking smoothly, "I have been replying to other Zerg in this tone, It has become natural to get used to it, but I didn't expect it to make you feel perfunctory."
Xie Lan fiercely exposed his wife's crime in his heart: "Actually, you were too lazy to call me back at that time!"
"I will study the reply methods of other Zerg, and I will reply to your every message seriously in the future." Jiang Zhibei promised warmly and asked, "Is it just for this reason?"
What he meant was to ask Xie Lan if there were any other complaints. But the male had clearly misunderstood him, and looked at him in disbelief, with a bit of grief and anger: "So you don't think this reason is worth my anger? Do you think I'm making trouble without reason?"
010: [...Host, you really look like that kind of sexual object. 】
Xie Lan: "...Yes, but it's very effective."
It does work. Jiang Zhibei looked at the male insect and said a little helplessly: "You misunderstood, I didn't mean that..."
Looking at the face of the male worm, Jiang Zhibei swallowed the explanation behind because of his inexplicable intuition, and could only reassure: "I will never make the same mistake again, please believe it."
Only then did the male worm show a satisfied expression, and when he walked into the room, he could be considered to have exposed this stubble.
Jiang Zhibei breathed a sigh of relief when the male worm in front suddenly turned his head to the side again, without looking at him, he just asked awkwardly: "When you came back, did you eat it? If you haven't, I will The meal is almost done, we can eat together."
Before hearing the female worm's answer, as if he was afraid of being rejected, he hurriedly added: "If you have eaten it, you don't need it!"
Jiang Zhibei's eyes froze slightly as he couldn't help recalling the nightmarish breakfast that day.
But right away, he readily agreed: "Then I'll trouble you, it just so happens that I haven't eaten yet."
In fact, the female worm's body is quite strong, even if Xie Lan made some biochemical food, eating it would not have a big impact on him. Moreover, the nutrient solution is not delicious, and the taste is sticky and weird. Female worms usually choose the nutrient solution for the convenience and quick energy replenishment.
The reason why Jiang Zhibei just took a sip last time and walked away was because he was not willing to aggravate himself for the male worm at that time.
As for now... even if the male worm brought out an unknown substance, he was already ready to eat it without any leftovers, and then gracefully gave the male worm praise and affirmation.
After receiving Jiang Zhibei's affirmative reply, the male worm calmly pinching his shirt sleeve finally relaxed.
A bright smile opened on his face: "Then I'll go to the restaurant to prepare first, you rest first!"
After speaking, as if he was afraid that Jiang Zhibei would go back on his words, he turned abruptly and quickly entered the restaurant.
Jiang Zhibei, who was about to say that he was going to help too, only had time to raise his hand, and the male worm disappeared.
He shook his head amusingly and walked back to his study. While the male was away, he reached out and undid the top two buttons of his uniform, revealing his slender neck and fair chest.
If the male worm is there, he will see Jiang Zhibei's chest close to his heart, imprisoned by a strange device. At this time, it was flashing red, and dark red blood flowed from the tube connected to the end of the device, dripping into a long and narrow test tube in the military uniform.
Jiang Zhibei glanced at the test tube, estimated its capacity, and then turned off the device.
The last drop of blood falls down the tube into the test tube. Jiang Zhibei let out a light breath, removed the device neatly, stopped the bleeding skillfully, and closed the test tube.
Even if she lost a lot of blood in a short period of time, the female worm Junxiu's brows and eyes did not show the slightest abnormality, at most her face was a little pale.
Unexpectedly, Cecil's device noticed the hormone fluctuations in his body just after he came back, and he started to draw blood spontaneously. Jiang Zhibei thought expressionlessly that when he returned to the army, he must tell Cecil to let his device report in advance before it starts running. The sudden throbbing in his heart almost made him meet the enemy conditioned reflexively, and he was about to reveal himself in front of the male worm.
After dealing with all this, Jiang Zhibei fastened the top button of his military uniform, and there was a light knock on the door of the study.
He opened the door of the study, and not surprisingly, he saw the male worm standing outside the door wearing a small apron that did not fit his body. When Jiang Zhibei opened the door, his eyes were shining under the bright light, nervous and nervous. Ask expectantly, "Are you done?"
"Of course." Jiang Zhibei's facial expression returned to a gentle state again, he closed the door of the study with his backhand, and walked to the restaurant with the male, "I'm looking forward to your craftsmanship."
The door of the restaurant was hidden, and the female worm's eyesight could clearly distinguish it, and there was a little different light faintly revealed from the crack of the door.
Jiang Zhibei turned his face slightly in surprise, looked at the male insect, and saw that the tip of his ear, which was half-covered under his black hair, was faintly red, as if he had guessed something, he stepped forward and pushed open the carved wooden door of the restaurant.
There were no lights turned on in the dining room, only on the dark wooden round table in the center, stood a few white candles scattered high and low, emitting a dim halo in the darkness. In the corner, a classical record player, which the male had gotten from somewhere, slowly streamed soothing music. The silver knife and fork on the table have also been carefully prepared, just waiting for the dinner to appear.
The male peeped carefully at Jiang Zhibei, and seeing that he did not show any dissatisfaction with his design, he went forward very considerately and opened a chair for him: "You sit first, the home robot will come later. It will be served!"
Jiang Zhibei laughed, and sat down very naturally, with a lazy posture, and his raised eyebrows were covered with an ambiguous color by the candlelight: "Thank you very much."
Xie Lan looked at the black-haired female insect's eyes flowing under the candlelight, and her Adam's apple rolled involuntarily. He averted his eyes slightly in embarrassment, his ears were red, and he walked to the other side and sat down on his hands and feet, with his back straight, like a recruit waiting to be tested.
It was clearly the venue set up by the male insects, but Jiang Zhibei was the most aggressive dominant party.
The home robot quickly brought today's dinner. To Jiang Zhibei's surprise, the male worm's craftsmanship has improved significantly. Although the steak of the star beast is slightly battered on one side and raw on the other side, it can at least be eaten.
But remembering that the male worm in the surveillance video spends half of the day in the kitchen, it is understandable why his level has improved so quickly.
The male worm's face was worried, and he whispered: "If it doesn't taste good, don't force it..."
Before he finished speaking, he saw Jiang Zhibei elegantly pick up the knife and fork, cut the steak, and put it in his mouth.
The female's eyelashes drooped, her blushing lips pressed into her fork, she paused indistinctly, and then continued chewing.
His eating attitude was very expensive, but his speed was unexpectedly fast. Before the male worm could be disturbed for a long time, Jiang Zhibei had already eaten the portion in front of him.
After he finished eating, he looked at the untouched plate in front of the male worm with a somewhat unfinished look: "You only prepared these two, right?"
The male was stunned. After a while, he hurriedly pushed his plate towards the north of the river, his eyes shining brightly: "Yes, if you like it, eat mine first, I'm not hungry yet!"
Jiang Zhibei was not too polite to him, and took over to continue eating. The candlelight dinner that was carefully prepared turned out to be a situation for Jiang Zhibei to eat and the males to watch.
Xie Lan burst into tears in her heart: "Is my cooking really that good! My wife's food is delicious, I'm so satisfied! I want to continue feeding my wife!"
010 always felt that something was wrong, so he hesitated to say: [Host, is there a possibility that your wife is worried that you will get sick after eating the food you cook, and she is embarrassed to hurt your self-confidence, so she would rather eat it herself than dare to eat it all by herself? let you eat? 】
Xie Lan: "..."
Wow! He is really getting angry!
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