Cannon Fodder Males Chase Their Wives on Green Tea [Zerg]
Chapter 2: The villain is my wife
After Xie Lan communicated with 010, he closed his eyes and secretly relieved the dizziness that still existed, while sorting out his thoughts.
It didn't take long before the door of this room was opened from the outside again, and a few cold-faced females walked in.
Without a word, they covered Xie Lan's mouth with tape, and then in Xie Lan's terrified "uuuuu" sound, they picked him up with a chair and transported him to the aircraft outside.
Xie Lan already had a headache, and it was even more uncomfortable to be carried like this. After sitting on the aircraft, he closed his eyes and rested, and stopped trying to struggle.
The female who was in charge of guarding him gave Xie Lan a suspicious look, whispered a few words to the female next to him, and said politely to Xie Lan, "Your Highness, you will arrive at the notary office later, you and Lieutenant General Jiang. Just take a wedding photo, we will handle the rest. Please don't try to escape or call for help. Although males are precious, His Majesty's original words are that we do not lack a male of you, please cherish yourself s life."
Xie Lan didn't lift her eyelids, she nodded her head twice, indicating that she understood. The male worm who was pushed out for sacrifice, he knew everything.
And his mouth is covered with tape, how can he call for help? But it was a waste of effort.
But he made the female worm even more worried, wondering if he was brewing some kind of escape conspiracy, so he took care of it more closely along the way.
The aircraft finally reached its destination, and the female worm once again carried Xie Lan sideways and entered the marriage notary office all the way. This place seems to have been cleared in advance, and not even a sweeping robot has been seen. Xie Lan was like a dead worm and was carried directly to the place where the wedding photo was taken.
The female worm swiftly placed him next to a worm and posed, and called out respectfully and cautiously: "Lieutenant General Jiang, we have brought the fifth prince Xie Lan, and you can go through the relevant procedures."
The tip of her nose faintly smelled a familiar fragrance, Xie Lan's heart trembled, she couldn't help opening her eyes, and she happened to hear the insect beside her speak, with a gentle voice and a faint smile: "Oh? It seems very reluctant, if you don't want to be my hero, you can say it directly, after all, I don't like being **** people."
Even the voice was so familiar, Xie Lan turned her head in disbelief, and happened to meet the deep eyes of the female insect—
Unlike most sturdy military females, the body of the female villain in front of her is thinner and more slender and flexible, but no one can deny that this seemingly thin body contains extremely terrifying explosive power. He was wearing a military uniform, which further set off his perfect waist and abdomen line.
At the same time, Jiang Zhibei's face contour is more like a weak female, a little less cold and hard, a little more soft and beautiful, with a straight nose and thin lips, and a pair of slightly curved fox eyes that add a three-point smile. Capital that makes people feel like spring breeze.
Xie Lan stared at the villain, frantically calling the system in her heart: "System system! Please explain to me why this villain looks exactly like my wife! Could it be that my wife has also passed through!"
This villain Jiang Zhibei's appearance, voice and even breath are all the same as his wife!
010 went out to work urgently, and was also shocked: [Host wait a moment, 010 will go to submit an emergency request to the superior, you hold on! 】
After Jiang Zhibei saw the whole picture of Xie Lan, the vague irritability in his heart subsided a little bit strangely.
The male's body looks more like a female than a weak chicken male, with broad shoulders and narrow waist, smooth lines, and even a bit of color because he is tightly bound by the military rope. Although his mouth was covered with tape, it could be seen that his face was extremely rare and handsome. The bridge of his nose is high and straight, and under his crow-feather-like eyelashes are a pair of peach blossom eyes that look forward to brilliance. At this time, his eyes are wide open, and he has a sense of innocence and innocence, and he can't see the cruelty and greed of ordinary male insects.
At this time, these beautiful eyes stared at him, as if surprised or happy, but they could not see any negative emotions.
Jiang Zhibei always felt that the male worm was different from what he had seen in the data before, but when he thought about it deeply, this feeling dissipated like the wind again, so he simply didn't care about it.
Hearing Jiang Zhibei's words, the female insect behind Xie Lan was about to sweat. Lieutenant General Jiang had already signed a marriage agreement with the royal family, but now he is suddenly in trouble. It is estimated that Xie Lan, who was transported in a bundle, gave him face, and was unhappy in his heart.
But he really didn't dare to let go of Xie Lan, for fear that the little male worm suddenly escaped and the crime would be blamed on him. So the female worm didn't dare to say anything, and could only laugh with embarrassment.
After Jiang Zhibei saw Xie Lan's appearance, he didn't embarrass the female anymore, and turned his head: "Take a picture."
Xie Lan said "uuuuuuu" twice, motioning for the female insect to help him tear off the tape. The female was still worried that he would call for help, and said in a low voice: "Sorry, Fifth Highness, we will remove the tape P later, you can just shoot it like this."
Xie Lan: "...?"
Does this work too?
The employees of the notary office have seen males tying females to go through the formalities, but they have never seen anyone who dared to forcefully tie a male, and their hands trembled when taking pictures. However, due to the pressure of Lieutenant General Jiang and the royal family, he didn't dare to tell such horrific things when he was killed. He could only pretend that he was blind and saw nothing.
The photos were quickly taken, and the female who looked after Xie Lan sent the electronic signature that she had prepared to the notary office, and Jiang Zhibei signed her name in a dashing manner. husband.
The female worm also sighed in relief, helped Xie Lan untangle the rope that bound him, and tore off the tape, which made Xie Lan's eyes burst into tears in pain. He finally saluted Jiang Zhibei and hurriedly went back to reply to the royal family.
Xie Lan carefully rubbed his red cheeks and showed a bright smile towards Jiang Zhibei: "Old... Lieutenant General Jiang!"
The young and handsome male has a red mark on his face. He looks really funny, but he doesn't know it yet. The males are not the same.
Jiang Zhibei nodded politely to Xie Lan, then looked away, and led his subordinates to the exit first: "Five Highness, come with me."
Obviously, now that Xie Lan has become the hero of Jiangzhibei, he can only live in Jiangzhibei's house.
Xie Lan couldn't ask for it, so she hurriedly stood up, and limped after her limbs that were tied to the numbness.
Jiang Zhibei noticed the abnormality of the male insect and raised his eyebrows slightly. He probably did not expect that the male insect was not as squeamish as he imagined. But he had no intention of helping, and continued to walk at a normal pace, letting Xie Lan chase after him.
010 finally arrived late at this time: [Host host, the main system said that you do not have enough authority to answer this question! 】
Xie Lan noticed something: "Insufficient authority? Does that mean there is something tricky in it?"
010 obviously knew something, hesitating: [010 doesn't know the host either. 】
Xie Lan is not stupid, he laughed in his heart: "It's okay, I almost understand from your attitude."
010: […]
Forget it, anyway, looking at the meaning of the main system, Xie Lan will know sooner or later, and it will not be too late.
010 simply broke the jar and reminded: [Although theoretically he is indeed your wife, the host must pay attention, he does not have any memory of your real world, the host must not reveal his tricks! 】
Xie Lan fixed her eyes on the female worm walking in front of her, with a little anticipation in her excitement: "Then don't I want to pursue my wife again?"
010: […The host doesn't look like he doesn't want to. 】
Xie Lan excitedly rubbed her hands in her heart: "Of course I do! I wanted to play role-playing with my wife before, but my wife was too cheap, so she was always reluctant. If you give me a good opportunity today, I'll start playing love before marriage, good!"
010: I don't understand, but I'm blown away.
Xie Lan praised the system passionately: "Your main system is really a good system, the reason why you gave me this identity is to reunite my wife and I, it's really painstaking! I didn't know what was good before, so I blamed it! After I finish the task Be sure to make a pennant and present it to you!"
As a new system with little experience, 010 was stunned by the speed of human face-changing, and hesitantly said: [We will not accept pennants, the host only needs to give a five-star praise after the mission is over...]
"Give it! You can give it!" Xie Lan had completely ignored the fact that his wife was currently a big villain, and only had the idea of sticking to his wife.
While blowing 010 in his heart, he followed his titular female monarch into the aircraft, and he took a step forward and sat down beside Jiang Zhibei with familiarity. Jiang Zhibei showed a bright smile.
Jiang Zhibei was a little surprised to see this male who was very resistant to him before, but now he is very close to him, without showing the slightest disgust. Xie Lan moved away, still with a gentle smile on his face: "His Royal Highness, do you need anything?"
Xie Lan hadn't heard her wife ask her in such a distant and polite tone for a long time, but she was not very uncomfortable. Instead, she had the excitement and shyness of role-playing, as if she was dreaming back to high school to pursue her wife.
He resisted the impatience in his heart, and he thought that he was very stable and replied: "No need, it's just that my Highness sees Lieutenant General Jiang's delight, so I want to sit with you."
The corners of Jiang Zhibei's lips froze, and he felt that this male was no different from the other males who were interested, and he didn't even bother to cover up his own purpose.
He replied nonchalantly: "I also ask the Fifth Highness to sit still, the propulsion device of this aircraft is the latest design of the military, and it is not the same as the one used by His Royal Highness before. If it is disturbed, it is likely to fall. ."
After understanding the hints in his boss's words, the subordinates who had no sense of presence in the driving position quickly switched to the aircraft mode, pulled the speed to the state of military readiness, and secretly turned off the pressure reducer specially designed for male insects.
Xie Lan is actually an ordinary human in his core, and he doesn't understand the difference between aircraft. He just uttered a doubtful monosyllable, and was suddenly pulled back by the extremely strong recoil, the back of his head hit the ground directly, and he fell with a dazzling star: "!"
010 screamed in his mind: [Ah, ah, host, are you alright! 】
Jiang Zhibei saw that Xie Lan was so embarrassed, so he waved his subordinates to switch the flight mode back. There was a hint of undetected jokes in his concerned tone: "Your Highness, why are you so careless?"
Then, Jiang Zhibei's expression as if wearing a gentle mask slowly cracked.
Because for the first time in his life, he saw the high male insect cry.
Xie Lan's appearance is quite superior, although it is a standard male skeleton, but because the peach blossom eyes are too glamorous, the tears are not disobedient, but it is extremely easy to stimulate maternal love. At this moment, he was sitting on the floor covering the back of his head, the tip of his nose was red, and a tear could not fall in his eyes, looking extremely aggrieved.
010 has been inspired by maternal love, and desperately comforts the host: [The host doesn't hurt or hurts, don't cry, don't cry! 】
Xie Lan replied calmly in her heart: "My wife eats this set the most, don't talk, it will affect my performance."
010: […]
010 dared to turn off the dialogue mode without saying a word.
O man!
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