Cannon Fodder Males Chase Their Wives on Green Tea [Zerg]

Just when he was shopping on Xingxing.com in the afternoon to place an order, Xie Lan suddenly realized a problem, that is, although he wanted to prepare carefully for entertaining guests, in theory, he could not know that Cecil would also come today.

If you are fully prepared, how will you explain the source of the news to Jiang Zhibei?

I figured it out, I think you will have a visitor today?

Xie Lan suddenly fell into contemplation.

Or 010 finally put forward a relatively feasible suggestion: [It is better for the host to find a separate reason to prepare, and then pretend that he did not expect a guest to come, but can he entertain him well? 】

"It makes sense." Xie Lan touched her chin, "Then what reason can I use to prepare?"

010 was silent again. For a long time, it tentatively said: [To make amends for the meal you cooked in the morning? 】

Xie Lan covered her face: "Damn! Don't mention this again!"

010 Seeing the host turn into anger, shut up. After Xie Lan got angry, she felt that this reason was quite feasible, so she began to prepare to place an order. Interstellar Era delivered very quickly, and in a short while, all the things Xie Lan needed were delivered to the door.

Xie Lan had already finished hanging the hanging bottle at this time, so he got out of bed and went to fetch things, completely forgetting the fact that he could actually ask a home robot to help him pick up the items.

- The consequence of picking up the package in person is that he was holding a large box in his arms and was locked at the gate of the villa that could only be opened by Jiang Zhibei.

A gust of cool wind blew, and Xie Lan, who was wearing thin pajamas and slippers, shuddered and came to the conclusion, "I'm really stupid, really."

010 The whole system was stagnant. I didn't expect Xie Lan to be so big, and he could still do something like locking himself out of the house. Of course, this was mainly because Jiang Zhibei forgot to enter Xie Lan's iris. It stammered: [Su, host, what should we do now? 】

Xie Lan: "Aren't you from the future system, why won't you open the door for me?"

010: […Host, 010 really won’t do this. Going back, 010 will apply for the main system to add functions. But I can help you contact Lieutenant General Jiang on Xingwang! 】

"I don't have his contact information, do you?"

【…】

010 Heart is ashes: [Then can we only be locked out of the door? 】

The wind was so strong that Xie Lan sneezed, and her eyes suddenly lit up, and she suddenly had an idea of ​​​​compromising.

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Jiang Zhibei opened the door, but it was still pitch black. When it is detected that someone is coming home, the smart home system is automatically turned on, and the warm lights are slowly spread out, illuminating every corner of the room.

Cecil came in in surprise, and was a little gloat at the show: "Why did the male worm suddenly disappear? Could it be that he was a coward on the surface, but actually ran away secretly?"

Jiang Zhibei went upstairs in a few steps, and quickly opened the doors of several rooms, making sure that none of the males were inside. Among them, the bedding in the male worm's bedroom was messy, and there was a hanging bottle wobbly hanging on a bracket. He didn't even pack his luggage. Obviously, he left on a temporary basis.

Did you find something?

At this time, Jiang Zhibei had completely faded away his mild appearance. His face was dark and dark, like a dark cloud that would cause a thunderstorm in the next second.

But the golden haired female worm continued to laugh at him: "Hahahahaha, this male worm is quite tolerant, shouldn't it have gone to the Male Insect Protection Association to sue you? I advise you to contact your subordinates to find out. He, if the royal family seizes the handle, I am afraid that even if you are demoted and assigned, they will not give up."

"It's too late." The tyranny on Jiang Zhibei's face was quickly calmed down by him, and he returned to an expressionless state. As he opened Xingwang to contact his subordinates, he walked down the stairs quickly, "It was my negligence, I forgot to turn off the authority of the villa. The intelligent system showed that Xie Lan left at 3 o'clock in the afternoon, and he asked an aircraft to de-troll. From the Insect Protection Association, you can arrive in about two hours."

Cecil also opened up his brain, and continued to babble: "If I say that you should not agree when the royal family forced you, you should just find an inferior male who has no background, and look at it now. Who is it?!"

The last loud shout was in the direction of the door. The female insect's hearing is very keen, and it is easy to detect that there are insects sneaking outside the door.

Hearing a rustling sound, a head cautiously poked in through the door, just staring at Jiang Zhibei and Cecil.

Xie Lan was sitting in the woods outside the villa with the courier in her arms, her lips were chapped, and there was even a blade of grass on her head. Because the pajamas were too thin, he simply dismantled the courier and put the cardboard box over himself to keep out the wind. Later, he fell asleep unknowingly.

Not long ago, he was woken up by 010 who had been staring at the movement of the villa, and hurried back to play.

Cecil was still open-minded, staring at the embarrassed male opposite him in a stunned manner, and muttered, "The males who have escaped this year will come back?"

Xie Lan blinked and made an innocent voice: "Who are you, what are you talking about? What are you running away?"

Jiang Zhibei hurried forward to squeeze the male's wrist and dragged him into the house. Because of the ups and downs of his emotions, he unconsciously exerted too much force. He only heard a grunt from the male's throat and frowned, but he still did not resist, and was dragged in by the female.

Cecil's jaw dropped in shock. He looked at the ruthless colleague in front of him, and then looked at the poor, weak and helpless male worm that his colleague was pulling, and suddenly felt the disillusionment of the worm.

Jiang Zhibei let go, looked at the male insect and asked coldly, "Where have you been?"

Xie Lan's wrist was reddened by the female worm. He looked at the female worm whose temperament changed for some unknown reason, and whispered, "I'm going to pick up the courier, what's wrong..."

Jiang Zhibei sneered: "Get the express? Can you explain to me why you went out at three o'clock in the afternoon and only came back now? Did you go to the next planet to pick up the express?"

Cecil saw the male's handsome, pale face tinged with a thin blush of excitement. He heard the irony in Jiang Zhibei's words, and immediately became annoyed: "How do you know when I go out, you monitor me?!"

As if he heard some serious joke, Jiang Zhibei's mouth twitched, but there was no smile in his eyes: "Monitoring? No, I don't even need to monitor you, Your Highness, have you forgotten that the smart home system can automatically record the entry and exit. time?"

Xie Lan was obviously stunned for a moment, but he immediately raised his chest again and said confidently: "Then what if I go out at three o'clock, there is no rule that I can't come back at night if I pick up the courier at three o'clock!"

Cecil questioned: "What about your courier?"

Xie Lan, who took off the courier shell and used it as a windshield for an afternoon, was stubborn and said with a guilty conscience: "It's too heavy, so I'll throw it into the woods. You can look for it later, it's definitely not good to lose it. It will be lost!"

Cecil: "...you pick up the courier and then throw it away? At least make it more polite, right?"

Jiang Zhibei was too lazy to listen to the sophistry of the male insect, and he believed in the evidence he had obtained. So he slowly approached the male worm in front of him, and at the same time quietly released his spiritual power, his voice with a hint of coaxing: "Can your fifth highness tell me, what else did you do this afternoon besides picking up the courier? ?"

Under the influence of Jiang Zhibei's mental power, the male worm's eyes gradually became confused, and he muttered: "I...I was locked outside the villa and couldn't get in."

Jiang Zhibei's eyes condensed.

"When I went out to get a piece, the door was automatically locked. Jiang Zhibei didn't help me enter my identity information, so I couldn't open the door. I didn't bring a light brain, and the villa was so far away from the city that I couldn't walk... I was wearing Pajamas and slippers, the wind blows me so cold..."

Although the male worm was hypnotized by Jiang Zhibei's mental power, his voice was clearly aggrieved when he mentioned sadness: "So I went to the grove to hide from the wind, and then it was too cold so I opened the express cardboard box. It was used for wind protection, but the things in the box were too scattered, I couldn't get them back..."

That's why his pajamas are so wrinkled and his face is so ugly.

The room was silent, only breathing could be heard.

Cecil wisely turned around and went out, and after a while he returned wrapped in Ye Feng, carrying a bunch of scattered bags in his hand. He nodded to Jiang Zhibei, proving that what Xie Lan had said was true. He was holding the large and small bags of various commodities, with the address and order time of Jiang Zhibei's home posted on it.

Jiang Zhibei asked softly, "Why do you suddenly want to buy something?"

The male worm was manipulated and gave an answer that Jiang Zhibei did not expect at all: "When I was cooking in the morning, I didn't expect that I would cook so badly, and I felt sorry for him, so I wanted to prepare well and wait until he came back from get off work. After that, I'll make up for it by giving him a delicious meal... After all, female worms can't just drink nutrient solution, and it's not good..."

The male's answer was inexplicable and unbelievable.

Very...not like a male.

But Jiang Zhibei didn't believe that a B-rank male worm could escape his mental hypnosis, which meant that Xie Lan didn't lie.

Jiang Zhibei was silent for a moment, and silently withdrew his mental power. Xie Lan immediately closed her eyes and staggered a few steps. She was about to fall down. She was hugged by the black-haired female insect, and then she moved gently and lay down on the sofa.

Even if the male's rank is only B, and Jiang Zhibei's rank is double S, the huge mental power consumption caused by manipulating other people's thoughts makes the female's forehead break out with fine cold sweat, almost wet forehead.

Cecil witnessed the scene of Jiang Zhibei being beaten in the face with his own eyes, and began to wonder if he would be silenced by the other party because he knew too much, and deeply hated why he wanted to follow him tonight.

He scratched his face embarrassedly, trying to hide it: "Cough, what, since this is all a misunderstanding, then I'll go and let my subordinates rest first, don't wait for instructions?"

Jiang Zhibei spoke in a low voice, his voice exhausted: "Well, keep an eye on the movements of the royal family, but don't startle the snake."

Cecil agreed casually, and respectfully slipped away before the thunder could cover his ears. When he got to the door, he still couldn't help turning his head back and made fun of Jiang Zhibei: "I said, you shouldn't be so lucky to meet such a top-quality male worm, right? Tell me if you don't want it, my brother can think about it. Recycle for you."

Jiang Zhibei's gloomy gaze swept over in an instant, and Cecil's back suddenly became cold, and he hurriedly ran away.

The female worm lowered her eyebrows and looked at Xie Lan who was sleeping quietly. The male's long eyelashes cast a shadow on his handsome face. At this time, his lips were pale, and his skin was chapped because he hadn't drank water all afternoon. The wrist that Jiang Zhibei had just held was already red and swollen. Even in his coma, he frowned and didn't look comfortable.

After a while, Jiang Zhibei got up and opened the monitoring panel in the intelligent detection system.

The author has something to say:

Yes, Xiaojiang has surveillance at home!

Ask the children a question, will you feel that 010 words are a lot of pinch (

Although the system in the sense of the stupid author is a very cute little chatter, but if you write too much, everyone will feel bad (