Canonization of Gods and Tribulation of Devils

I can't touch them, Sister Yuyao. I'm sorry, I'm feeling very uncomfortable, please help me feel better, but don't worry, I won't let you help me off for nothing. I've helped you to catch a pair of men and women, and they are sorry for you, but I've caught them for you, and in return, you should let me feel better.

After the ginseng child finished speaking, he recited a spell and two people appeared beside the Western Queen Mother with a flash of light. It was a man and a woman; they were none other than the Jade Emperor and the leader of the Mystic Maiden, Bi Jian`er!

The Jade Emperor had Bi Jian`er in her arms, the two of them hugging each other tightly. Although the Western Queen Mother knew the relationship between the Jade Emperor and her nine disciples, she pretended not to know anything. The Western Queen Mother hated that a guest had arrived, and in the time it took for her to take a bath, her husband had already gone to do this sort of thing with his disciple.

Jade Emperor's face was flushed red. He felt shy as well, but he could only see his wife from the corner of his eyes. He couldn't see the dragon girl or Feng Ling'er at all.

The ginseng child giggled and said, "Brother Yu Chi, you are really too outrageous. Little Sister Yu Yao is so beautiful, why don't you cherish her, and why do you insist on finding a lover? But it's not a big deal, you cheated, your wife also cheated, you were looking for a lover, he was looking for a pretty boy, we're both fighting for a good husband and wife in the future."

In an instant, he had turned into something the size of a normal man. The three Saintess had been staring at him for a long time, and had thought that he was just a child. She hadn't expected that the ginseng spirit would actually be able to make her little toy grow into a normal man!

Long Nu and Feng Ling'er were secretly glad that they were virgins. The ginseng spirit's heart could not be touched by a virgin, otherwise, if they were killed by this ginseng spirit, their pure and holy maiden would be completely destroyed in his hands.

The ginseng child smiled proudly and said: "I think all men like to play with women like this, and play around so happily, so I can slowly make my little brother big again, and I want to find another woman to test myself. I think that since ordinary people have been played with by me, I think only Sister Yu Yao is the most suitable to play with me, because, Yuchi is having an affair, and Yu Yao is looking for a pretty boy again, in this way, we won't owe each other anymore. Moreover, Yu Yao is not a virgin anymore, in the future, no matter what kind of man we meet, it doesn't matter what kind of girl we meet, it doesn't actually make any difference."

West King's mother was simply mad with anger. Long Nu and Feng Ling'er were simply so angry that they didn't know whether to laugh or cry. What kind of logic was this?

Even if a woman wasn't a virgin, it wasn't something that could be casually touched. Other than her husband, how could other men casually touch her?

However, the ginseng spirit didn't think so. He believed that men's things were all the same. As long as a woman wasn't a virgin, they would be played with ten times by a man.

The ginseng child did not know that he was wrong. He thought he was right, so when he did something that clearly hurt his opponent, he still thought it was done for a good deed. It was not a big deal.

After all, he was an elf, not a human. He did not fully understand the rules of the human world, and there were too many things he needed to learn.

Later on, after the ginseng child had studied, he finally understood that he shouldn't have killed the Queen Mother. This was truly too wrong, the ginseng child even regretted it, and felt that he had let down the Western Queen Mother. The ginseng child was also glad that he hadn't killed the dragon girl and Feng Ling'er at that time, otherwise, his mistake would have been even greater.

In front of the Jade Emperor, the ginseng child began to play with the wife of the Jade Emperor, the Queen Mother. In front of the Jade Emperor, the ginseng child began to play with the Queen Mother wife, the Queen Mother began to play with the latter.

In truth, from the bottom of her heart, she really did like the ginseng spirit. The moment she saw the ginseng spirit, she did not know when it would become humane, but she actually wanted to try it out on her own, and this proved that the ginseng spirit really liked her, and she was very charming. Furthermore, she knew that the ginseng spirit was a holy fruit, and once combined with the ginseng spirit, it could be said that her cultivation was better than if she had cultivated for a hundred years.

Women were like this, once a virgin's body was broken, they wouldn't care so much about their own body. Just like the ginseng spirit thought, men were the same. A man playing with her ten times was no different from ten men playing with her once.

So, the Western Queen Mother closed her eyes comfortably, enjoying the happiness that the ginseng spirit brought her. She sneered in her heart, "Yuchi, find a lover. I'll give you a green hat. It will make you uncomfortable. Hmph!"

Because the Jade Emperor was too fickle, the Queen Mother played a lot of fairy, and the Queen Mother was also very coquettish. In her heart, she thought, If the Jade Emperor likes to play, then go ahead and play, I'll play too, I'll put on a green hat for you, and let you play, and let you know that you're not loyal to me.

The Queen Mother also had many lovers. When the Jade Emperor went out to find Chang'e and the other fairies to mess around, the Queen Mother would mess around at home, giving the Jade Emperor a green hat.

The Queen Mother's lovers were: Old Lord Taishang, Taibai Jinxing, Nezha, Erlang Shen, and the later general Sha San and Zhu Bajie from the Western Paradise Scripture. They all had a relationship with the Queen Mother.

Since Old Lord Taishang was too close to his mother, he was noticed by the Jade Emperor and sent the Old Lord to the 33 Layered Heavens. Since the Old Lord had no other choice, he found a lover, Rakshasi, the mother of Hong'er and the wife of Demon Ox.

That palm-leaf fan was actually Old Lord's.

There was also Hong'er who was nothing like an ox. She was even more handsome than Nezha and had three True Flames. If it wasn't for the old lord's illegitimate son, it wouldn't be justified.

The Jade Emperor had no choice but to chase him away, leaving him with no other options. Even though he knew that he had been playing with his own wife, there was nothing he could do. The Jade Emperor was too powerful, and the Jade Emperor couldn't afford to offend him.

Other than the Old Lord, Old Lord Taishang's brothers had also played around with the Queen Mother quite often. However, his intelligence was hidden.

In addition, if he wanted to establish himself in the Heaven Realm and fight against his father, Li Jing, without being bullied by his father, he would have to rely on his mother. Otherwise, Li Jing would have long since wanted to kill Nezha, and the Exquisite Pagoda would be used to deal with Nezha, but ever since Nezha had Wang Mu's mother, Li Jing did not dare to bully his son too much.

Nezha was one of the Queen Mother's other pretty boys, and it was very convenient for Nezha to have a clandestine date with Wang Ma.

Erlang Shen, Yang Jian, had also slept with the Queen Mother, but unfortunately, he was discovered by the Jade Emperor, and was even caught in bed. This nephew of his messed with his aunt, and the news spread that his reputation was not good, moreover, Erlang Shen was too strong. The Jade Emperor couldn't even afford to offend him, so he had no choice but to relegate Erlang Shen to the mouth of the river.

Even Nezha, who held such a high position in the Heavenly Palace, was unable to stay in the Heavenly Palace. Actually, it was all because of his relationship with his aunt, the Queen Mother.

As for Zhu Bajie, he was also the Canopy Marshal. This fellow was already a beauty, even Chang'e dared to play with him, let alone the Queen Mother. Moreover, the Queen Mother was a loose woman, and it would be hard for her not to be interrupted by a man every day.

Before Zhu Bajie became Zhu Bajie, he was a very handsome young man. He was also very strong, so it wasn't strange that Wang Mu and Zhu Bajie had an affair.

As for the monk, he was an unlucky master, the monk was a great general who had rolled up the curtains, in fact, he was just a servant boy, a pretty boy with a tray. In the past, he had been very handsome, and had often seen the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother.

Unfortunately, the monk was too unlucky. This was the reason why he was unlucky in the future.

That day, coincidentally, the Jade Emperor did not go to Chang'e's place to play, but came to sleep with Wang Ma, and coincidentally saw Wang Mu and Sha San fooling around. Just think about it, even if the Jade Emperor knew that the Queen Mother was unchaste, as long as he did not personally witness it would be fine.

However, this monk was too outrageous. Before the sky turned dark, he had already started fooling around with his wife. Not to mention, this green hat was too sturdy, even a man wouldn't be able to endure it.

What did the Jade Emperor blame the Queen Mother for? You have to find someone with more status even if you want to play as a male immortal, that would be too disrespectful to your status. If Wang Mu's mother were to look for Old Lord, the Jade Emperor wouldn't be so angry, but if she were to look for Li Jing, he could accept it. If she were to look for Erlang Shen, then he would admit it, but Wang Ma actually went and found a curtain-draping little pawn, this is too shameless.

The Jade Emperor originally wanted to kill the monk so that he would never be able to reincarnate. In the end, Wang Ma wanted to fall out with the Jade Emperor, and the Jade Emperor had no choice but to punish him with a heavy punishment. In order to cover his embarrassment, the monk used the excuse of breaking the wine cup and demoted the monk to the underworld.

However, the Jade Emperor couldn't get out of it, so even though he beat up the monk and couldn't vent his anger, he ordered the monk to be stabbed in the heart with a flying sword within seven days. He insisted on torturing the monk to death.