Carefree Prince In Tang Dynasty
Chapter 162: Come here, let me kick my feet
Of course, Li Shimin has the confidence to say this. This is the difference between self-confidence and arrogance. Just relying on the two unparalleled masters beside him and Empress Changsun, anyone who wants to send an assassin to assassinate him can rest. There is no chance of success.
If you want to be disadvantageous to Li Shimin under the eyes of these two masters, the only feasible way is for the army to crush the border and rely on the crowded tactics to flatten the gap in individual strength. However, this is Chang'an, the capital of Datang, how could an army suddenly appear out of thin air that wants to disadvantage Li Shimin? Do you think that the imperial soldiers responsible for the defense of Chang'an are really all furnishings?
Li Xin could not refute Li Shimin's answer.
Li Shimin poured himself a glass of wine, drank it in one sip, then happily set the glass on the table, and pointed at Li without warning: "Kneel down and let me kick you well."
Li Xin was stunned and looked at Queen Changsun for help.
Empress Changsun covered her mouth and smiled: "I can't help you." Obviously, she knew the reason.
"It's useless for anyone to intercede today! I have to kick your feet to relieve my anger!" Li Shimin snorted.
Li Xin had no choice but to cry: "Even the emperor has to be reasonable, right? You have to make me understand, why on earth are you kicking me suddenly!"
Li Shimin sneered: "I don't know if there is such a good wine, I would take the initiative to send it to the palace and ask me to taste it... You white-eyed wolf, shouldn't you be kicked? You can also go back to the palace without being kicked. At that time, you can get the 20 boards by yourself. Whether you want me to kick my feet or get the 20 boards, you can choose by yourself!"
Um.... It seems that it means a little bit of unfilial piety. After all, Li Xin took the initiative to deliver wine to Cheng Yaojin, Qin Qiong, and Chen Yin. On the contrary, Li Shimin, who had always been the best to him, did not send it.
But having said that, Li Xin deliberately sent someone to send wine to these elders' homes. The main purpose was not to express filial piety, but to seek business cooperation. He didn't dare to ask Li Shimin, the majesty emperor, to talk about cooperating in a wine shop. It is normal that he did not send "samples" to his door.
Alas, if you have to choose, of course it will be comfortable to be kicked by Li Shimin. The 20 big boards of the waiters are not so easy to get over.
However, why does Li Xin have to choose between these two options?
Isn't it good that he chooses to quibble and quibble?
Therefore, Li Xin gave a light cough, cleared his throat, and said, "Your Majesty, this matter is not what you think it is. Let me explain it."
Li Shimin sneered and said: "Furthermore, I want to see how you quibble!"
Even the emperor can't be so foul, you all said it was "sophistry", so let me talk about it?
Although Li Xin secretly slandered, he still had to go on cheeky. He smiled and said: "Your Majesty, you think, as the saying goes, wine hurts your body! Although the wine is good, drinking too much is not good for your health. If I eagerly send wine into the palace, wouldn't it be tantamount to murdering your majesty? How can I do such a thing?"
What a meticulous logic, it is simply impeccable!
Li Xin calmly applauded his wit in his heart.
Empress Changsun smiled so much that she almost straightened her waist. She hadn't smiled so freely in many years. Li Shimin looked at his wife who was smiling very brightly, and couldn't help but feel a very happy mood in his heart.
However, he still maintained a very unhappy expression on his face, and slowly said: "So, if you don't give wine to the palace, it's a show of filial piety?"
Li Xinli nodded.
Li Shimin's expression eased slightly, nodded, and did not speak for a while. Li Xin breathed a sigh of relief.
However, at this moment, the great Majesty Li Er suddenly spoke in a very calm and natural tone: "Then you should hurry up and get ready to go to jail."
What's next? imprison? Why!
Li Xin is really going to be driven crazy by Li Shimin's offensive language today.
Didn’t you just talk about wine? Why did you suddenly want to put Li Xin in jail? What's the crime? There must be a crime, right?
Seeing Li Xin's bewildered look, Li Shimin sneered: "Don't understand? Since you said that you are murdering me by giving wine to me, what do you say about selling wine to the people? Isn't it a murder? Look downstairs. There are so many people. I guess you will murder no fewer than hundreds of people every day on the first floor. What a heinous crime?"
Speaking of this, His Majesty Rao Li Er also couldn't help but couldn't help but broke his merits and smiled: "After I go back, I will make a will to tell you not to open any broken restaurants, so as not to harm my people in Datang!"
Li Xin was played so badly that he didn't have a temper. He immediately cried and folded his hands and begged for mercy: "Your Majesty, you know you are wrong, don't tease the kid anymore!"
Li Shimin laughed loudly and said, "It's not easy, you kid sometimes admit defeat."
Empress Changsun said at this time: "What Rao Xin'er claims to be a disciple of the Fairy Rao Shizi, in front of the real dragon emperor like your Majesty, is it necessary to obediently admit defeat?"
"That's that." Li Xin nodded quickly, and said with doglegs, "Your Majesty is wise and wise, where is my kind of cleverness comparable?"
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