Cataclysm: Baoyou, This Is Not A Good Deal

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"No, there is a stroke missing!"

"No, no! That stroke must be natural and must not be broken!"

"Steady your hands. If your hands are not steady, the effect of the ancient inscriptions will not be good, and you will not be able to restrain the monkey spirit!"

Zhang Xibao taught Baoyou how to draw the ancient talisman stroke by stroke. I don't know how many eyes are staring at the live broadcast room to learn how to draw this ancient talisman.

He was holding a brush firmly in his hand, and he drew an ancient talisman on the paper in one go.

The ancient inscriptions are complicated, but they are natural.

Baoyou on the opposite side was already sweating profusely. While learning the complicated ancient scriptures, he also had to endure the torment of the monkey spirit, but his desire to survive made him grit his teeth and give blessings.

Beishi Appreciation Bureau.

Administrator 233 Xiao Zhao is also holding a brush to learn how to draw ancient inscriptions. The ancient inscriptions are worth 500,000 yuan. The director deducted half a year's salary from him, so he has to earn back from it!

Suddenly he felt a gust of wind blowing from behind, turned his head, and found that the director was standing behind him again.

Every time the director stood behind him, he felt like he was being watched by a large carnivore, and his hairs stood on end!

"Well, yes, yes, this talisman is very mysterious, and its power should not be low."

The director stared at Xiao Zhao's talisman and tasted it, and let out a sigh of emotion.

"Director, do you also understand ancient scriptures?" Xiao Zhao asked curiously.

"Understood a little bit, you see that there are five thunder patterns in the feet of the talisman." The director pointed to the end of the ancient talisman and said.

Xiao Zhao was confused, and only felt that the image of the director had become taller. The director is worthy of being the director. The director can do everything, and he admires the director so much!

When Xiao Zhao came back to his senses, he suddenly thought of something, and asked: "Director, you see, this anchor teaches the audience to draw ancient scrolls, and the audience will be able to deal with some emergencies after learning it. The environment of the earth is changing day by day. change, why don't we teach them to learn some simple methods?"

The director glanced at Xiao Zhao in surprise, and he was happy that although this kid was a little sloppy, he was not low in understanding.

The director shook his head: "Actually, you said that there are considerations in these bureaus, but ancient scripts like this are too complicated to learn, and they can only deal with weird things like ghosts. The biggest crisis in the global catastrophe is alien lands and alien beasts. , so the promotion of standard exotic treasures and treasure pills is the right way to improve the self-protection ability of ordinary people. In addition, a group of two bureaus held a meeting and planned to study a simple method of cultivation for the public to use. It's brewing, but it's a secret, don't go out and talk nonsense."

A team of two bureaus: Appreciation Bureau (dedicated to strange treasures), Foreign Land Management Bureau (management of foreign lands), Black Dragon Group (dedicated to supernatural powers)

"I see, Director, what you said is right!"

Xiao Zhao took the director's words seriously, and the image of the director was raised again in Xiao Zhao's eyes. He seemed to see that the director's body was not so fat, and even a halo rose behind his head...

Here in the studio.

After Baoyou finished the last stroke tremblingly, Zhang Xibao nodded in satisfaction and commented: "It's not bad."

Baoyou breathed a sigh of relief and asked, "Master, do you want to suppress it next?"

"no."

Zhang Xibao shook his head: "The next step is to formally paint the ancient talismans!"

"what?"

Baoyou was a little dumbfounded, looking at an ancient talisman drawn on the table after countless failures, and asked, "Isn't this a finished drawing?"

"It was a teaching just now, so that you can familiarize yourself with the feel of drawing talismans. Even if you draw a correct ancient talisman, it will be a waste of talismans, because you haven't recited the formula. The next step is the official start!"

Barrages began to appear, and some viewers quit.

"Drawing for a long time, I'm exhausted, you tell me it's a useless talisman, is the anchor just playing with everyone? 』

"Shut up upstairs, you don't want to learn from us, don't bother the anchor!" 』

"That's right, that's right, if you learn one more skill, you will have an extra chance to survive in the future. If you don't learn it, just go out and turn right, don't make noises!" 』

No matter what the barrage says, Zhang Xibao reminds Baoyou: "I will draw again, and you should be optimistic. Whether you succeed or not depends on your sincerity, and whether your will is firm or not!"

Zhang Xibao yelled, picked up the brush and began to draw, reciting while drawing:

town!

fierce!

soul!

evil!

Sha!

He wrote very quickly, and almost finished reciting the formula, and a complex ancient script was drawn.

Baoyou was a little dumbfounded, this is too fast!

If he succeeds in living, but not in death, is there any way for him to retreat?

If there is no way out, then go forward!

The anchor has taught him hundreds of times, and he is almost able to draw an ancient talisman completely.

Now is the time to verify the results!

Baoyou was suddenly aroused, and he gritted his teeth and asked Baoye: "Master, does the human blood drawing talisman work?!"

Zhang Xibao paused and replied: "Human blood is better!"

The reason why Zhang Xibao hesitated was not for any other reason, but because he was worried that the administrator 233 would seal the live broadcast room for him...

At this time, the administrator 233 has already been attracted, so he doesn't care whether to block the live broadcast room or not.

"it is good!"

Baoyou yelled, bit the tip of his middle finger on his right hand, and chanted the mantra in his mouth before drawing on the paper.

"Baoyou's bleeding volume is not bad, Yuanyang is quite strong!" 』

In the barrage, someone told a bad joke, but no one paid attention to him, and they all focused on Baoyou's talisman.

town! fierce! soul! evil! Sha!

Perhaps it was because of his life that he should not die, but he actually drew a complete ancient talisman!

"Master, what do you think of my painting?"

Baoyou looked expectantly at the masked Master Bao on the screen, feeling uneasy.

Zhang Xibao nodded: "That's right, you... are quite talented, and this ancient soul-suppressing talisman has succeeded!"

Baoyou punched the table excitedly and asked, "What should I do next?"

Zhang Xibao instructed him: "Use a talisman to roll up the claws."

Baoyou followed kindness like a stream, twisted up the talisman and walked towards the paw, the paw trembled out of thin air, as if trying to escape.

Baoyou held down the monkey's paw and wrapped it with a talisman drawn in blood.

Under the eyes of everyone, a puff of smoke rose from the paw wrapped in the talisman, trembled a few times, and stopped moving.

Zhang Xibao knew that it was because the monkey spirit bound in its claws had been bombarded by the five thunders and became honest.

Baoyou quickly opened his clothes to look, the blood stains under his skin began to slowly dissipate, and he felt a long-lost relief.

"I'm going, is the paw smoking? The scratch marks on Baoyou's body are gone, this ancient talisman is really effective! 』

"The host is amazing! 』

"Master, this is a real master! 』

"I made it, I made it, I have already learned this ancient talisman, thank you master!" 』

"Thank you master, love love, must pay attention to master! 』

The matter was done, and the barrage refreshed frantically again, all the people who questioned Baoye disappeared, and the rest were all bragging about Baoye's rainbow fart.

"Master, it's successful, I'll give you the big flying sword!" Baoyou excitedly picked up the phone and said to Zhang Xibao.

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