CEO's Wife Very Cunning

Green bamboo touched his chin and thought that the bet was very interesting.

To be honest, she may not be able to do something else, but she can tell a joke or something. She is still a little sure.

In the past, I worked in the fields. Sometimes when I'm tired of busy work, the big guy sits in a pile to rest. Adults take turns telling jokes, or saying something new. One by one, it often makes people laugh.

Don't you just let master he open his mouth and smile hard? How hard can it be? Just say a few of the jokes you hear.

Therefore, Qingzhu readily agreed: "OK, let Wandong be the referee."

The boy looked at the maid next to him and nodded, "OK."

Wan Dong stood beside him, quietly as a gourd eater, waiting to see the excitement! Suddenly, was called to the name, can't help but Leng Leng Leng.

I can't believe that there is still work for her here!

"I'm not welcome. Three minutes, right? I'll start timing now After that, Wan Dong took off his watch. When young master he didn't pay attention, he raised his fist to Qingzhu and secretly cheered her on.

Green bamboo raised his eyebrows, which means "a piece of cake, you can see well"!

Wan Dong stepped back half a step and yelled, "ready, start!"

Green bamboo licked his lips and quickly sifted through all the jokes he had heard. Then, he picked one that he thought was the most interesting and began to talk:

"here you are, listen. I'm not blowing it on you. I'll make you laugh for more than half a year.

Once upon a time, a little mosquito said to her mother, "mother, I've learned to fly, and I'm a good thief."

"How do you know that you are a good thief?"

"Because I just went out for a walk and heard a lot of applause."

As soon as his voice dropped, he heard a sound of "Pooh Chi", and WAN Dong immediately burst out laughing.

He Chenghao, leaning sideways, sat quietly on the stone, without even moving his eyebrows. He said coldly: "this is it? Boring. "

Green bamboo blinks and blinks with surprise. Oh, what a heresy! According to her expectation, after listening to the joke, even if he didn't roll around laughing, he should at least be up and down!

However, he did not respond, only wan Dong laughed alone, which is too unscientific.

It is estimated that he wants to laugh in his heart, but in order not to lose the bet, he tries to hold back. Yes, it must be.

It doesn't matter. Winning or losing is a common thing for soldiers. This doesn't work. She wants another one. Sooner or later, one will make him laugh.

Qingzhu raises a small arm and subconsciously rolls the sleeves of his coat. This is the habit she will make every time she is not convinced. As a result, she immediately touched her right palm, which made her whole body tremble and didn't cry out.

Oh, I was so focused that I forgot about the injury.

The girl breathed into her hands and it took her a long time to recover. Looking at Mr. He, she said without any hesitation:

"I can't believe that you can hold on. Don't worry, this is an appetizer. I have something to laugh at

In fact, she did not know what "appetizer" was. But the general meaning, vaguely can understand. Last night, I heard Qian Xia say it once, and Qingzhu accidentally remembered it.

It sounds fashionable. I don't know if she uses it like this.

Master he rolled his eyes and said, "OK, I'll wait to hear your main dish."

Qingzhu cleared his throat and thought of a funny one. So he said with rich expression, "here we are again. How about this one again!

One night, the couple were chatting at home.

The husband asked his daughter-in-law, "do you know why other animals can scream, but the fish swimming in the river can't speak?"

The daughter-in-law shook her head and said, "I don't know."

The husband said, "fool! If you put your head in the water, can you speak? "

"Ha ha ha ha!" Wan Dong covers his stomach and laughs.

He Chenghao is indifferent. It's like, I didn't hear anything. After hearing the laughter,

looked up and looked at the maid with great disfavor. As if he were in a fool's mind, he could not help but make complaints about it:

, is that ridiculous? Wan Dong, since the day you came to his home, I found that your smile is very low.

I thought that after staying by my side for so long, you will always be affected by the subtle influence and become colder? I didn't expect that I didn't make any progress at all. On the contrary, it was getting lower and lower. Oh, what a shame

"But it's really funny." Wan Dong expresses very aggrieved, how can this blame her? Most people will laugh at such a funny joke, OK?

It's the young master who laughs a little high, OK?

She tried to stop her smile and kindly reminded her, "Miss Taoyan, there is only one minute left. You should hurry up!"Now, green bamboo is a little flustered. I didn't expect that it was so difficult to make fun of this young master.

If it had not been seen before, there had been sneers, derision and skin smiles on the face of master he, and she would have thought he would not have laughed!

It seems that telling jokes is useless. We have to change our tactics. In fact, she has a special job. However, it was a skill at the bottom of the box, and she was not willing to show it.

Now, no more hiding. It's time to light up.

In front of he's house, someone rang the doorbell.

When the young servant heard the news, he stretched out and came out of the house and asked impatiently:

"who is it? I don't want people to take a nap in the middle of the day

This man is so stupefied that his nickname is puma. I have been working as a servant for three years. I'm diligent in my work, but I love playing with money.

After lunch, puma wanted to take a nap. As a result, I just saw Wan Dong and Qingzhu go out.

He turned his eyes and immediately changed his mind.

The two masters were not at home, and the little master went out one after another. Simply take advantage of this opportunity to play a couple of relaxation.

So, he secretly called on a few colleagues, the cat went to the small room to play cards.

I don't know how. I lost five in a row. His wallet became more and more shriveled, and he was so anxious that he scratched the wall.

Just now, I had a good hand. This one is going to win right away, and just then the doorbell rings.

He was on duty at this time. He had no choice but to put down his cards and open the door reluctantly.

"Hello, we are here to visit." Li Bao took his hand back and took a step back. He said politely.

However, the heart is in the stomach Fei:

it's almost two o'clock, can we still calculate noon? Who's going to take a nap until this time?