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Chapter 101: Failure to quit masturbation [4000 monthly tickets plus more]
After washing up casually, Lu Xian pushed open the door.
Outside the door, Ning Rongrong stood obediently on one side, and it seemed that she had been standing there for a long time.
Lu Xian wondered: "Why are you standing here so early? Are you a door god?"
"Maid..." Ning Rongrong bit her red lips, "Isn't it like this? Standing outside the door waiting for the master to summon at any time."
Ning Rongrong didn't know whether the maids of the Lu Mansion were like this, but the maids of the Seven Treasures Glazed Tile Sect were like this. In summer, they had to stand beside the master and fan the wind with a fan. In winter, they had to put the master's feet on their chests to warm the master with their body temperature. It was not the kind of warmth through clothes, but close to the chest skin.
This is the extravagant life of the nobles.
Lu Xian had never experienced this kind of life, otherwise he might really be interested.
"The Lu family doesn't have this rule, and I don't need anyone to serve me. You can do whatever you want. Just remember to come back and stay at night."
After Lu Xian said this, he left quickly, ready to go to the old place to brush up a wave of abstract value, and then go to Tiandou Royal Academy to find Xiaomao to help her open up the sea of suffering. It is estimated that the renovation and reconstruction at home has been too noisy these days, and Xiaomao thought that she was still in seclusion outside, so she stayed in Tiandou Royal Academy and didn't come back.
At the original place, Ning Rongrong looked at Lu Xian's back and was slightly stunned. Is this how the maids of the Lu family work?
It seems that it is not much different from her own home?
Tiandou City, the prosperous main street, people come and go.
The killing in the whole city yesterday did not affect the normal life of ordinary people. Now they have all walked out of their homes again, in groups of three or five, whispering, guessing what happened in the palace.
Still in the old place, Lu Xian sat under the parasol and ordered a glass of orange juice as usual.
The fourth soul skill: flowers bloom when they see flowers, start!
[You created an abstract scene, which is rated as super abstract, and you get an abstract value of 2000]
[You created an abstract scene, which is rated as super abstract, and you get an abstract value...]
The abstract value is growing steadily...
"See? I said that standing here, you will definitely feel the feeling of chrysanthemums blooming instantly! According to my experience in the past two days, our location is the location that the Chrysanthemum God likes to visit the most!"
"Brother, you are really a genius. I didn't expect that you have discovered such a secret of the Chrysanthemum God!"
On the roadside chair across the street from the juice stall, two figures were intoxicated and talking in a low voice.
After hearing these two sentences, Lu Xian's face twitched. Good guy, you have found out the experience, right?
When he used the fourth soul skill, he did choose the target at the opposite roadside chair first, because the first thing he saw was that position, so people who habitually chose that position did not expect that they would find out the pattern.
There are still many geniuses in this world.
Lu Xian shook his head and sighed.
The Chrysanthemum God has memorized your perverted faces. Don't even think about getting the pleasure of opening an chrysanthemum for free!
[Lu Xian: @Ye Fan, haven't you reached the Bronze Immortal Palace yet? ]
[Ye Fan: The little girl said that at my speed, I have to fly for a few more days. I'm about to vomit. I must learn a way to cross space in the future! ]
[Lu Xian: You will have it when you go to the Northern Territory in the future. There is a dog there. He is quite good at this, but the destination of the transmission often has some small deviations. ]
[Ye Fan: Dog? Real dog or fake dog? ]
[Lu Xian: Real dog, the most wicked dog under the seat of the Wu Shi Great Emperor. He is as black-bellied as you and the unscrupulous Taoist priests you have ever seen. The three of you together can form the strongest combination in Beidou. You are black-hearted, wicked, and dogs. You can call it the Black Dog Combination. ]
[Ye Fan: Damn it! ]
[Lu Xian: @Lu Xueqi, Naiqi, are you about to break through the Life Spring? ]
[Lu Xueqi: I don’t feel like I’m going to break through yet. ]
[Ye Fan: @Xiao Yan, how about you? ]
[Xiao Yan: I don’t feel anything +1. ]
[Ye Fan: At the moment, it’s hard to tell who’s going to win, but Huo Huo’s physique is weak, so she’ll definitely break through faster than Nai Qi. I’ll definitely take your time-travel talisman, Lu Gou! ]
[Lu Xian: Hehe! ]
[Lu Xian: @Xiao Yan, you won’t be able to break through in at least 10 days, right? ]
[Xiao Yan: How is that possible? I have a feeling it’ll be at most three or four days! ]
[Lu Xian: It’s great that you can’t break through in 10 days! Smile.jpg]
[Xiao Yan: Are you deaf or blind? Didn’t I just say it’ll be at most three or four days! Three! Four! Days! ]
[Lu Xian: You won’t be able to break through in less than 10 days! Shit.jpg]
[Xiao Yan: I suddenly remembered, yes, Brother Lu is right, I can't break through in 10 days, the Life Spring Realm is too difficult to break through! 】
[Lu Xian: You are a teachable kid, I will give you 5 cards when the time comes. 】
[Zhang Chulan: You are worthy of it! Thumbs up.jpg]
[Ye Fan: Not a buddy? You don't hide from me at all? At least go through the past and say it to my face? If you do that, I will cheat! 】
After learning about the news of the Bronze Immortal Palace, Lu Xian closed the group chat, drank the juice, and walked slowly towards the direction of Tiandou Royal Academy. He could brush the abstract value on the way. The Tiandou Royal Academy should be crowded with people, so he would not worry about not being able to brush the abstract value.
After leaving the city, the number of pedestrians on the road gradually decreased. Lu Xian rode the white rainbow into the air and quickly flew towards the direction of Tiandou Royal Academy. Tiandou Royal Academy was built on a hill outside Tiandou City. There was a clear lake next to the hill. There were mountains and water, lush vegetation, and beautiful scenery.
The location was very good.
The bright rainbow light flashed across the sky like a white horse, and within a few breaths it hovered over the top of the mountain of Tiandou Royal Academy.
Even though Lu Xian had tried his best to control his aura, he was still noticed by the people below him immediately. Many students from Tiandou Royal Academy looked up and paid attention.
They couldn't see clearly the figure in the white rainbow, but they knew that it was definitely a strong man, a title-level strong man.
"I don't know which of your Majesty is coming to our Tiandou Royal Academy. The Meng Shen Ji is far away..."
Three figures wearing black education committee robes walked out of a building in the center of the college. They put their hands on their chests and bowed slightly towards Lu Xian in the sky.
"Find a friend. It's none of your business, so don't bother me."
Lu Xian's consciousness reached out and scanned the top of the mountain. In a three-story building in the distance, he found a kitten lying on the window sill looking at him. Their eyes met from a distance, and he saw the kitten facing him. He waved his hands repeatedly and couldn't help but smile.
Lu Xian stepped in the air, disappeared from everyone's sight in a few flashes, and entered the house through the open window in the next second.
The room is small, well-equipped, and very clean. There is only one bed in the middle. It seems to be a single room. It seems that the little cat is doing well here.
The young lovers reunited after a long absence, and they were all filled with joy.
Lu Xian opened his hand and hugged the figure into his arms and joked: "Hey, our little kitten seems to be getting bigger again after not seeing you for a while. Come, let me check your body."
"Don't make trouble!" She blushed slightly and slapped away Lu Xian's claws reaching towards her chest, "Have you succeeded in breaking through?"
"It's natural. Now that I am invincible in the Douluo Continent, Titled Douluo are like ants in front of me. I can easily crush them to death." Lu Xian replied with a smile.
She blinked. She hadn't seen him in nearly twenty days. Has his strength improved so much?
The cultivation system of another world seems to show a leap-like improvement in strength, while Douluo Continent can only slowly increase level by level, and the improvement of strength is very limited with each level.
"I also went to another world and brought back the elixir for you. It should be enough to open up the sea of suffering. Now I will help you break through!"
To open up the Sea of Suffering, as long as you know how to guide the flow of energy in the Wheel of Life and have sufficient resources for cultivation, you can quickly open it up successfully. Unlike the Life Spring Bridge, it takes a certain amount of time to work even if you have the resources.
Lu Xian took the kitten to the bathroom, put some water in the bathtub, and then took out two portions of Yao Lao's modified Baicao liquid, two full buckets, poured them all into the bathtub, and dyed the water into The green color.
The fragrance of the medicinal liquid had a bit of a bitter taste, which quickly spread in the small bathroom, and wisps of essence continued to rise above the bathtub.
"Take off your clothes, go in and soak, and I will help you guide the flow of the wheel of life..."
With Lu Xian personally teaching him, the kitten's process of opening up the Sea of Bitterness went smoothly. In less than an hour, the Sea of Bitterness was successfully opened. Unfortunately, she was just an ordinary mortal body. The sea water was dark green, and the sea of Bitterness was lifeless and life was hard to find.
The medicinal properties in the improved version of Baicao Liquid have not been completely absorbed, and the medicinal liquid in the bathtub is still green and filled with wisps of essence. Presumably, after absorbing all the medicinal properties, the kitten should be able to take a big step in the sea of suffering.
Lu Xian closed the bathroom door but did not leave the room to protect him. He came to the window out of boredom and looked down at the groups of people outside the dormitory.
This is a girls' dormitory. The people below wearing Tiandou Royal Academy uniforms are basically young and energetic female soul masters. Yingying Yanyan gathers together, which is quite eye-catching.
Many people spotted Lu Xian lying by the window and winked at this handsome young man of similar age. Female soul masters from the Love Continent were quite enthusiastic and open-minded. Lu Xian winked at everyone who winked at him. The young ladies responded enthusiastically with smiling expressions.
Check out the 16-9 book bar and see the correct version!
Then he quietly started to do something evil.
[You created an abstract scene, it was evaluated as super abstract, and you received an abstraction value of 2000]
Tiandou Royal Academy, welcome your god!
Time passed by at night, and the kitten was still soaking in the bathtub. The green color in the bathtub had obviously faded a lot. It was estimated that the retreat would be over in an hour or two.
During this period, Dugu Yan from the next room came once in the evening and asked the little cat to go to the cafeteria to eat together, but Lu Xian sent him away.
[Qilin: In my world, something that cannot be explained by science seems to have happened. At night when the police went out, they met a college student and a street gangster who had a fight. They dug a hole in the cement floor with their heads. Ordinary people obviously If we can't do this, there won't be any practitioners in my world, right? 】
[Qilin: But looking at their dull looks, they themselves are confused about these things, and they are not related to practitioners no matter how they look at them. 】
[Lu Xian: Hey, it seems that the plot of Qilin’s world is about to begin. 】
[Ye Fan: Huh? Have you read Qilin's script? Is there anyone in the group whose script you haven’t read? 】
[Lu Xian: I’ve seen them all. I have a lot of experience. 】
[Qilin: What script? 】
[Ye Fan: You'd better not know, otherwise I'm afraid you won't be able to accept it. 】
[Qilin: I am a people's policeman, what kind of things have I never seen? If you have a strong receptive ability, you can just complain at most, you name it. 】
[Ye Fan: Well, actually, your world is a novel, or a world in an animation, and Brother Lu happened to have read your script and knows the subsequent development of your world. Can you accept what I said? ]
Accept it, NM!
[Qilin: Are you talking nonsense to me? ]
[Ye Fan: Spreading his hands.jpg]
[Zhang Chulan: Paper man? Hehehe! ]
[Xiao Yan: @Zhang Chulan, you are the same as Qilin. ]
[Zhang Chulan: Ward hair? ]
[Lu Xian: I have indeed read your script. Believe it or not, Qilin, your world does have extraordinary powers, but they are not cultivators, but super soldiers carrying various super genes. They are more scientific and different from cultivators. ]
[Lu Xian: The two you met, a college student named Ge Xiaolun, is a carrier of the Galaxy Power super gene, and a gangster Liu Chuang, is a carrier of the No Star War God super gene. ]
[Qilin: No, you can call out all the names? ]
Qilin was really shocked. Could it be that Lu Xian had really read his own script?
[Lu Xian: Believe it or not, it’s up to you. Tomorrow, Ge Xiaolun will be taken away by the relevant departments of your world. In addition, tomorrow night, a large alien mecha will descend on the airport road in your Feiliu District and massacre many people. The army will find it difficult to suppress it. You were urgently dispatched to cover the evacuation of ordinary people on patrol, but as soon as you got off the car, you were shot through the chest by a laser weapon. ]
[Qilin: Are you cursing me? ]
[Lu Xian: I’m talking about the original plot! By the way, you are also a carrier of super genes, a Shenhe sniper of the Shenhe civilization. Ordinary people can’t survive if a big hole is opened in their chests. Your super genes give you stronger vitality, so you didn’t die on the spot. Later, after you recovered from your injuries, you joined a special team composed of all super soldiers called Xiongbinglian, fighting aliens, defending your country, wearing the worst equipment, and achieving the most brilliant results. ]
[Zhang Chulan: National hero? Is it a sci-fi cool story? ]
[Lu Xian: About the same. Excluding some conspiracy theories, it's like this. ]
[Qilin: ...]
[Zhang Chulan: Godfather, what about me? Haven't you read my script? Tell me about me? ]
[Lu Xian: You? Your world is so weak, there's nothing much to say. Go to Ye Hei's world to get a Taoist seed, practice the Taoist scriptures well, and after breaking through the life spring, you will be almost invincible in your own world. ]
[Lu Xian: If I must say something, there is one interesting thing. During the Luotian Dajiao in Longhu Mountain, you got drunk and took off your pants to show everyone your little Kun Kun. Later, you got a resounding nickname of "Bu Yao Bi Lian, Yue Xia Lu Niao". ]
[Zhang Chulan: Huh? ]
Zhang Chulan was confused. Showing Kun Kun to everyone?
What's the difference between that and taking off your pants and shitting on the street?
Wouldn't I be dead on the spot?
[Ye Fan: Oh? Xiao Zhang has such a hobby? slanting smile.jpg]
[Xiao Yan: Oh? Xiao Zhang has such hobbies? slanting smile.jpg]
[Zhang Chulan: It must be fake! I will never do such a thing! ]
[Lu Xian: He is not good at drinking. When he gets drunk at a party, we will know. ]
[Zhang Chulan: Alcohol and sex hurt me deeply. From today on, I will quit drinking! ]
In the middle of the night.
The kitten finally absorbed all the life essence in the improved Baicao Liquid. The bitter sea also expanded from the size of sesame seeds when it was just opened to the size of a ping-pong ball. The physical fitness is many times stronger than before.
The face is rosy and attractive, the skin on the body is white and smooth like jade, as if it is shining with a layer of glittering gemstones, and there is a faint fairy charm in every move.
The method of covering the sky = painting style modifier!
The kitten looked at his current appearance in front of the mirror, and his face was happy.
"Getting prettier and prettier..." Lu Xian stood at the door of the bathroom, and was eager to fight with her. The Bitter Sea Realm must be enough to fight with him, right?
The next second, he took action, and his aura spread out to seal the entire room, and fought with the kitten on the bed.
He activated his newly learned invincible technique:
Bagua - Sixty-four Touches!
First day of quitting masturbation, failed!
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