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Beat someone?

Facing the puzzled looks of Qian Renxue and Xiao Yixiang.

Lu Xian smiled and said, "You've all seen that brat named Ye Fan. After his strength broke through, he's itching to challenge me for the top spot in my chat group. I definitely can't stand him!"

"It's him!"

The Little Medical Fairy covered her mouth and chuckled, recalling the funny thing that happened when she first met Lu Xian. At that time, Lu Xian was still very frivolous. Together with Ye Fan, he helped Xiao Yan climb the tree Aruba to vent his anger...

Time flies, so much time has passed.

Qian Renxue nodded: "Are you going to come back for dinner in the evening?"

"I may not be able to make it back in time. Xian'er, just stay here and chat with your master's wife. She stays in the study every day and is quite bored."

"Okay, Master, you can go with peace of mind. I will take good care of your wife for you!" The Little Medical Fairy responded with a playful wink.

Lu Xian staggered. Why do you say this as if you want me to die and then take my woman away?

Lu Xian glared at the grinning Little Medical Fairy, waved his hand to open a portal, and when he was about to enter, he seemed to remember something and suddenly turned back, "By the way, Xue'er, my family has two dogs. Remember to arrange someone to send some food to them every once in a while. They may have a big appetite and can eat two pigs in one meal."

After saying that, Lu Xian disappeared into the teleportation portal.

"What kind of dog is so greedy?"

Qian Renxue was stunned.

"They are two big lions. Master likes to call them lion dogs. There is no rush. Master's wife, are you going to review the memorials? Is there anything I can help you with?"

"Well... then Xian'er, please grind some ink for me." Qian Renxue smiled. She liked this enthusiastic and sweet-talking girl very much. Maybe Lu Xian accepted her as his disciple just for this reason?

Qian Renxue had actually guessed this right. The sound of the Little Medical Fairy's clasps almost made Lu Xian feel numb. She is eloquent and loves to act like a spoiled child. She has a delicate body and is easy to be pushed down. It's really hard not to like her!

However, there was one thing Qian Renxue hadn't guessed.

The two of them are, Master-Master during the day, and Uh-ah-ah-ah at night...

The little medical fairy began to grind the ink obediently.

"By the way, Master's wife, how did you and Master get together? A female emperor and a prince, how romantic! Can you tell Xian'er your story?"

The Little Medical Fairy blinked her eyes with a curious look on her face. Qian Renxue had a warm expression on her face, but her heart was trembling slightly. This story was not worth telling!

"this……"

…

The world of Qin.

Why did Lu Xian and Ye Fan's scheduled battle take place in the Qin world?

It's very simple!

Because both of them were very curious about Emperor Qin Shi Huang and wanted to meet him.

Yan Lingji was on her way to meet Ying Zheng at the moment, so they made an appointment here.

It doesn't matter where you fight, the most important thing is not to waste the time-travel talisman, you have to make it play some role after using it, right?

At this moment, Yan Lingji was riding on a fiery red cloud, holding her little girl's hand, and flying high in the sky, among the clouds. She was like a fairy who had descended from the sky to the earth, beautiful and enchanting.

After breaking through the Life Spring Realm, Yan Lingji looked even more charming and attractive. Her eyes were a captivating red gold, smart and fiery, flowing with all kinds of charm and shimmering with mysterious waves.

Her black hair fell freely like a waterfall, and her flaming red dress made her look bright and attractive. Her figure was light and her clothes fluttered in the wind. With every move she made, dark patterns of flames seemed to appear and disappear all over her body, as if she was an elf born from the flames, showing her agility and charm.

Beside her, a portal quietly opened at this moment, and Lu Xian stepped out of it, stepping on the scarlet red clouds, as if standing in flames.

“Brother Lu!”

Little Nannan ran over with her arms outstretched in surprise, and threw herself into Lu Xian's arms. After all, she had been trained to be the way Lu Xian liked best.

Think about how cautious she was when we first met, and how she would cry at the slightest provocation from Lu Xian. And now, she calls me Brother Lu in a friendly and clingy manner, and often throws herself into his arms. She's so adorable that it would melt you. I wish the empress could be this cute in normal times.

Lu Xian picked up the little girl, kissed her cute face, and asked with a smile: "Do you miss Brother Lu?"

"Yes!" the little girl replied crisply.

"How much do you want it?"

"I think about it every day. I think about it before I go to bed, when I wake up, when I'm hungry, and even when I pee!"

There is no need to pee!

"Then who is the best person to Nannan in the world?"

"It's Brother Lu!"

"Great! Brother Lu gave Nannan spicy noodles as a reward today!"

Lu Xian took out a bag of spicy chips with satisfaction and handed it to her. The little girl took it with sparkling black eyes. She said, "I've never eaten this before. It seems delicious!"

"You are really good at coaxing children." Yan Lingji felt a little jealous. She took care of the little girl wholeheartedly every day, but when Lu Xian came, she didn't hesitate at all and went straight into Lu Xian's arms. What a heartless man!

After helping Xiao Nannan unpack the package, Lu Xian looked at Da Huo Ji with a smile and replied, "That's why you lack experience. If you give birth to a child and take care of it more, you will know how to coax a child well in the future."

"oh?"

Fire-maker Ji raised her eyebrows and smiled sweetly. Her narrow eyes were filled with a myriad of charms. She replied in a soft and charming voice, "According to your Majesty, do you want to have a child with me?"

Hearing this, Lu Xian narrowed his eyes slightly and looked at Fire Fighter leisurely, focusing on her plump breasts and her long, white and delicate legs.

"Tsk! I have to say, Fire Princess, after you broke through the Life Spring realm, your figure has become even better, and you look more attractive than before!"

"My lord, you have good taste. You have been staring at me here. Don't you want to come over and touch it to see if it feels good?"

Yan Lingji put one hand on her waist and the other hand gently on her chest. A small flame danced on the tip of her index finger. She giggled, puffed out her chest, and gently slid her pink tongue across her bright red lips. Her every frown, smile, and gesture seemed like... no, she was tempting people to commit a crime!

Hiss~!

In the past, it was already hard to resist the fire-fighting girl when she was burning. After she embarked on the immortal path, the charm in her every move was even more difficult to resist, especially when there was no one around and she was burning with heat towards you alone, constantly teasing you with words...

Isn’t little Nannan considered a human being?

How would she know what is burning or not?

It's so spicy that it'll make your nose snot.

"Fire Fighter, why don't you get hot about Ye Fan and the others? Why do you keep teasing me every day?"

Lu Xian said jokingly, "Why, are you really in love with me?"

"My king, what are you talking about?"

She gave Lu Xian a charming look, her bright red lips curled up seductively, "Am I not one of your six concubines? Could it be that the king wants me to fall in love with someone else?"

Lu Xian looked at the flickering flames on her fingertips, and became slightly alert. Something seemed to be wrong...

"My lord, are you afraid?"

Her half-smiley look seemed to be saying: Xigou, are you not capable of this?

The bolder the Fire Fighter became, the more vigilant Lu Xian became. He always felt that something was up and that he had been provoked into anger. The Fire Fighter, with only a mere Life Spring, would definitely be in trouble.

I have taught myself a lesson before, so I won't forget it.

I had spent the New Year at Zhang Chulan's house before, but I had never seen her be so bold.

So what is her confidence this time?

Lu Xian thought, hesitated, and was confused, not daring to act rashly.

In fact.

If Lu Xian really intended to flirt with her, it would be exactly what Yan Lingji wanted. The chat group screen recording function could be turned on at any time, and she would send the video of Lu Xian trying to flirt with her to Lu Xueqi...

But Lu Xian hasn't guessed this yet.

Not taking the bait?

Yan Lingji was somewhat surprised at Lu Xian's composure.

She changed her mind and decided to try a different approach.

"My king, is there someone whom you can't forget and miss madly?" Yan Lingji cast a seductive look and spoke softly and seductively.

"Perhaps."

"Who could that be?" She pretended to be confused and tilted her head. "What kind of person is she who can make the great king miss her so much?"

What a powerful witch! She could upset my mood with just a few words.

"I don't like gossiping about others behind their backs!" Lu Xian responded calmly with a smile, becoming more alert in his heart.

"Perhaps, she cares a lot about the king's opinion, and she also has thoughts about the great dynasty in her heart?" Yan Lingji asked with a smile, hinting at something, which made Lu Xian's eyes flicker.

"Is she beautiful?"

"beautiful!"

"What about temperament and charm?"

"unique!"

"What about personality?"

“Not great, but it appeals to me.”

"Then..." Yan Lingji dragged out the syllables, looked at Lu Xian, and threw out the last bait: "Then, Your Majesty, what do you think of her?"

"I love it very much, I like it very much!" Lu Xian said intoxicatedly.

"My king, I wonder who she is?" Yan Lingji showed an expectant look.

"Of course it's Naiqi!" Lu Xian said righteously, "If it's not Naiqi, could it be you?"

Yan Lingji's face froze. She silently closed the chat group recording and snorted.

Lu Xian sneered in his heart. He probably understood where Fire Queen's confidence came from. In fact, this problem is very simple if you think about it from another angle. The only one in the group who can control him is Nai Qi!

As for the rest, the men can only be beaten by themselves.

As for women?

Qilin doesn't have enough face, and only Nai Qilin has enough confidence to become the Fire Girl.

As long as you understand this point, you will almost understand her little tricks, which are nothing more than a few types.

He, Lu Xian, is a smart player. Does he know what it means to be a strategic planner?

"Fire Fighter, you will pay the price for tricking me!"

“Ha!” Yan Lingji rolled her eyes in disdain. Even if I gave you the courage, would you dare to do it?

"Tsk, it seems you don't know what kind of existence you have provoked. Sometimes, I don't have to touch or contact it with my hands to accomplish what I want." Lu Xian grinned.

Yan Lingji was puzzled, still pondering what Lu Xian meant when she suddenly felt someone pinch her leg hard. She was so startled that she almost jumped up. There was no one around, and Lu Xian was also some distance away from her. This...

illusion?

Not an illusion!

Yan Lingji's expression changed slightly. At this moment, it seemed as if there was a pair of invisible big hands, stroking her ankles all the way up, but when she looked with the naked eye, she could not see anything, which gave her goose bumps all over her body.

It's really a ghost!

How did Lu Xian do it?

The feeling of being caressed went all the way to the roots of her thighs and finally disappeared just when Yan Lingji's tense heartstrings relaxed.

Suddenly, something slapped her hard on the butt.

“Pah—”

A crisp slap sounded, and Yan Lingji covered her buttocks and glared at Lu Xian in shame and anger.

Facing Lu Xian's teasing and playful eyes, Yan Lingji knew that she had lost again. She had already realized what method Lu Xian had used just now.

Despicable guy, actually used spiritual sense!

Now even if it's screen recording, nothing can be recorded.

Lu Xian's spiritual consciousness gathers and disperses according to his heart. When it gathers, it is almost condensed into substance. This is a manifestation of transforming into his primordial spirit!

Lu Xianyu raised his eyebrows at this time: "Do you know where you are wrong?"

"I don't know!" Fire Girl was still stubborn, and then she got slapped hard on the butt by the divine consciousness. She felt ashamed and angry, what a lecher!

"Look at you, you're so hot and you don't want to play with me!"

Lu Xian rolled his eyes and said, "Third time is better than last time, Fire Girl, this is the second time! This time I'll let you go for Nai Qi's sake, but if it happens again, Nai Qi's sake won't save you, and I'll definitely strip you naked, take advantage of you, eat you up, and take you home to warm my bed."

Yan Lingji glanced at Lu Xian, as if he had never taken advantage of me.

Sooner or later I will defeat you!

Above the red cloud.

At this moment, another teleportation portal suddenly opened, and the next second, Ye Fan walked out of it.

After taking a look at Fire Fighter Girl and Little Girl, his gaze stopped on Lu Xian, and a burning desire to fight instantly rose in his eyes.

"Brother Lu, we have made a fair agreement in the group for this battle. You won't cheat like you did last time and use those disgusting skills of yours, right?"

Lu Xian smiled calmly: "No!"

"Okay!" Ye Fan laughed and looked at Yan Lingji. "Fighting Ji, thank you for starting the live broadcast. Today, I will seize the first place in Lu Gouqun in front of everyone and defeat him openly to prove my strength as Ye Tiandi and prove that the Ancient Saint Body is the strongest in the same level!"

[Yan Lingji started a group live broadcast]

[Xiao Yan: The second dog bite dog competition has begun. Come on, let's wait and see who will win! @All members]

[Xiao Yan entered the live broadcast room]

[Lu Xueqi entered the live broadcast room]

[Qilin...]

"Okay, let's get started!" Yan Lingji picked up the little girl and stepped back a dozen steps.

“Come on, Brother Lu!” The little girl’s nose was dripping with snot from the spicy food. She held up the spicy strips, waved her fists and shouted.

Ye Fan's face turned dark. Whose sister are you?

"The Cauldron of the Mother Energy of All Things! Come out!"

Ye Fan shouted loudly, and a three-legged round tripod shining with dark golden light rushed out from his sea of ​​suffering and hung in the air, exerting an astonishing pressure.

"Lu Gou, are you ready?"

Lu Xian raised his eyelids and glanced at the Cauldron of the Mother Qi of All Things: "Hurry up."

"furious!"

"Eat my meal first!"

Ye Fan swung his hand forward with confidence. He had tested it before. The Cauldron of the Mother Energy of All Things was extremely powerful and could easily blow up a mountain. If a cultivator was trapped in the cauldron, he would be directly shocked to death. This was because his current cultivation was insufficient and he could not unleash its full power. But even if it was only a portion of its power, it was enough in his opinion!

At this moment, the Cauldron of Mother Energy of All Things exploded in the air with a loud bang, and came towards to suppress Lu Xian. Lu Xian was not in a hurry. When the Cauldron of Mother Energy of All Things was about to hit him, the God-Suppressing Tower rushed out from the Sea of ​​Bitterness, grew against the wind, and then swallowed the Cauldron of Mother Energy of All Things into the space inside the tower.

Ye Fan:?

Everyone in the group: …

Lu Xian picked his nose and said, "That's it?"

【Xiao Yan: ……】

[Xiao Yan: I thought Ye Hei was going to show off, but I never expected he would show me a big one.]

[Xiao Yan: Damn it! I think I’m going bankrupt! ]