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Chapter 40: Precision Chicken Shooting! [Please vote and read on]
Tang Hao originally thought that a mere Soul Master was just an ant that could be easily crushed to death, but who could have imagined that the reversal would be so outrageous.
He, a Titled Douluo, was the one being toyed with.
First they scattered nails, then they scattered salt, and finally they added pepper water to finish it off!
The good one didn't install it, but the stupid one did...
Life is really full of ups and downs...
The pepper water mixed with salt, under the rain, mixed with the blood sizzling from the wound. The intense pain was like soaking the palm in an oil pan and frying it repeatedly, and then stuffing it into sulfuric acid...
As a Titled Douluo who had experienced all kinds of scenes, he was still tortured by the inhuman pain until his lips turned purple, he trembled, and his tiger eyes were filled with tears.
But Tang Hao was a tough guy, he gritted his teeth and didn't wail.
It's just some physical torture, what's the big deal?
Brave and tough, not afraid of difficulties.
That's all the pain!
That's it?
It's not as powerful as the little devil's few words, his mouth is smelly and poisonous!
"You evil little devil! Who are you! What means do you use!" Tang Hao stared with a pair of bull eyes, and asked in a low and trembling voice. He was distracting himself, so that he could reduce the pain of his palm being pierced and prevent tears from falling down because of the pain.
He is a Titled Douluo, he can die standing, but he can't afford to lose the face of being beaten and crying.
"Me? I'm just a passing Kamen Rider!"
Lu Xian held the wolf tooth steel needle sword in one hand, picked his nose with the other hand, and then flicked it casually, and it fell on Tang Hao's angry face.
Your mother——
This birth!
Shame!
There was not a word of truth in his mouth. What a bullshit Kamen Rider. Tang Hao had never heard of this word. He felt that his lungs were about to explode, and he was breathing heavily.
He really died immediately, and he couldn't close his eyes.
"Don't believe it?"
Lu Xian thought and hesitated. Kamen Rider seemed to be a bit outrageous. He didn't even have a mask. He couldn't convince himself of this identity, so how could he convince others?
It was hasty.
"I know you are anxious, but don't be anxious. Let me think about other identities..."
Damn you!
Can you be more perfunctory! ! ?
Birth! This is definitely a birth!
Tang Hao felt that he was going to be out of breath, and his chest was suffocated.
"I thought of it!"
After Lu Xian pondered for a moment, his face suddenly became happy, and it seemed that a light bulb appeared on his head. As he said, he shook his left hand and took out a mace made of fine steel from the ring. This was a real mace, not the kind that was transformed by the martial soul. It also came from the blacksmith shop in the world of the sky.
He coughed lightly and said with a righteous face: "I will not change my name, but I am actually Li Feiyu."
"Hehehe——!"
Lu Xian raised the fine steel mace.
"Next, I, Li Feiyu, will tell you the truth about the young bullying the old..."
Lu Xian swung the mace, and his arm turned into a rotating windmill, and the fine steel mace was thrown out with a "whoosh whoosh" sound.
! ?
——Is this your truth?
Tang Hao's eyes were bloodshot. If he was hit on the head by this thing, would he still be okay?
It is true that the Titled Douluo has a strong physique, but if he has been controlled and kneeled like this, he will be smashed to death by the mace sooner or later!
Tang Hao's face turned from purple to a little pale. He was not afraid of death, but he didn't want to die so cowardly, dying in the hands of a useless soul master of more than 30 levels. He still had a lot of things to do...
"Do you think I will hit your head?"
Lu Xian turned on the super charging mode and grinned kindly.
Isn't it?
Tang Hao stared at him with hatred.
"Hey, congratulations, you guessed it right! There is a prize!"
The wolf-fang windmill was thrown more and more fiercely by Lu Xian. The moment he finished speaking, at an amazing angle, he hooked upside down and hit the top. The vertebral head full of wolf teeth rubbed the ground and hit Tang Hao's crotch in one fell swoop...
"But - it's a small head!"
"Oh yeah! It's a big home run!"
No -
Tang Hao only had time to think of these three words in his mind.
The next second, his face turned into the color of liver, and a pair of eyeballs bulged out exaggeratedly, as if they were about to fly out of their sockets.
He seemed to hear the echo of his own balls breaking, which was his lost youth.
The whole person was blown up into the sky by this powerful blow, drawing a beautiful parabola, and fell into the yellow muddy puddle with a snap...
How cruel!
After a short silence, there was a pig-killing scream.
It was really sad to hear and cry to listen to.
No one, no man, can bear the pain after the balls are broken!
Scientifically proven, experts have stated that the pain of a man's balls breaking is 1000 times that of a woman's pregnancy and childbirth!
This is still an ordinary ball breaking. In the case of Tang Hao being bombarded and stabbed by a mace, Lu Xian thinks he can add a zero at the end.
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That kind of pain is no longer just physical pain.
It is a double fatal blow to the body and the mind!
Tang Hao now had his arms pressed against his abdomen, his muscles contracted to the point of collapse, his hands tightly covering his bloody crotch, lying in the mud howling and twitching...
This scene shows that what the experts said is true, even the Titled Douluo can't stand it.
Tang Hao had been holding back his tears for so long, and this time his tear glands finally couldn't hold back, and he shed tears...
Sure enough, no matter how tough the enemy is, the lower three roads are always their biggest weakness, men and women are the same, but one has to be smashed and the other has to be stabbed. Lu Xian really verified this conclusion... half!
He looks forward to having the opportunity to verify the other half in the future.
After swinging the mace, the whole person felt clear!
The word "cool" is not enough to describe his mood at this time.
Tang Hao was lying far away in the mud pit, his body curled up like a shrimp, blood was spurting from his crotch, he was wailing and gasping for air, and staring at him with resentment.
If looks could kill, Lu Xian would have been killed ten thousand times.
Lu Xian held a wolf-tooth steel needle sword in one hand and a wolf-tooth club in the other, and walked forward with a swagger, spewing infuriating dirty words:
"Your look is really scary, do you really want to kill me? Come and hit me, idiot!"
"Can't move? Are you a weakling?"
"Do you want me to give you something good to replenish your body!"
"—— Shit?"
Too cheap!
This little guy is really cheap!
Tang Hao was almost pissed off to death by him.
"Hmm?"
Suddenly, Tang Hao felt something in his mouth.
A foul smell suddenly flooded into the entire brain cavity, and the smell was really choking.
Yue——
It sprayed out of his mouth on the spot.
It was... TM Ole Ge!
Tang Hao's mind was confused, and he began to be stimulated to be a little unconscious.
Where did this Ole Ge come from?
It must be this little ghost, it must be this evil little ghost!
He actually gave it to himself!!! This! ?
Tang Hao felt like he was going crazy!
A gentleman can be killed but not humiliated!
Kill this little ghost, no matter what the cost, today I must kill this damned and evil little ghost!
Fight to the death!
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