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Ye Fan's face was twisted, his legs were close together, and he was breathing cold air. He felt like a rolling pin was stuffed into his back door.

With his sphincter strength, he could theoretically flatten HB400 rebar, but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't close the open back door!

What a weird ability!

Damn Lu Gou!

Born!

Ruthless!

It really hurts!

As a man, being attacked like this is like being insulted by a big guy. Ye Fan's young mind suffered 10,000 points of critical damage, which left him with a serious psychological trauma.

Lu Xian has always been kind-hearted and can't bear to see his good brothers suffer. He closed his eyes helplessly.

Out of sight, heart - no pain!

Hei Zai, you better think clearly before you speak, or I will really lose control of my fingers that are pinching the seal, and I will give you the legend of blooming 7782 times in one second...

"Hei Zai, why do you show such a painful expression, is it a serious internal injury? Do you need me to help you heal it?" Lu Xian closed his eyes, with a very concerned expression.

Fuck you——

"No... Don't bother Brother Lu, it's just a minor injury, not worth mentioning!!!"

Ye Fan responded with a twisted smile and gritted teeth.

He smiled on the surface, but he was annoyed in his heart.

Damn Lu Gou, you are crying wolf here, today I, Ye Tiandi, will fight you with all my heart!

Come on, hurt each other!

Die with me!!!

"Brother Lu, the last time we went to Qing..."

"Pa!"

Lu Xian interrupted Ye Fan by slapping him on the shoulder, opened his eyes, and pointed in a direction with a serious expression. There was a little rabbit eating grass there. He said solemnly: "Ye Zi, did you see that little wild rabbit? It may have eaten the wrong grass!"

Ye Fan felt his chrysanthemum loosen up, and he felt comfortable. A smile appeared on his face instantly. He made the right bet!

Lu Gou, Lu Gou, you are afraid sometimes. I have held your lifeline in my hands!

Now the offense and defense are reversed. Be prepared to bear the wrath of Emperor Ye Tian, ​​and obey me in the future!

Ye Fan looked in the direction of Lu Xian's finger nonchalantly and nodded in agreement, "It's just an ordinary rabbit. Brother Lu, why do you care what grass it eats? Isn't that a bit too much?"

Lu Xian had a compassionate expression on his face, and he recited slowly and devoutly:

"God said, let there be light, and there was light in the world!"

He answered the question irrelevantly, and Ye Fan frowned, not quite understanding what he meant. How could a little wild rabbit eating grass be related to Western theology?

The next second, Lu Xian's pious expression disappeared, and he said calmly:

"I said, there must be arrows, and there were arrows in its mouth!"

"Oh shit!"

The little wild rabbit that was eating grass had its mouth swelled up instantly, and then kicked its feet and rolled its eyes on the spot. Its mouth was too small to spit it out, and the arrows were too big to swallow. It was choked to death in a short while...

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This shocking scene made Ye Fan's forehead slide down with a drop of cold sweat.

Damn it!

Sloppy!

No wonder Lu Gou said something about rabbits, grass, gods, and light!

I almost forgot that Lu Gou had this super trick without a horse!

It's like the master of feces from the sky, it's really the god of feces on earth!

This vicious move, being hit once is really worse than dying on the spot, it is even more painful!

Even if he died eighty years ago, he would have to crawl out of the grave and cry about how miserable his death was if he was hit once.

Opening a chrysanthemum, in front of this vicious move, seems to be just a child's play.

Ye Fan's mouth twitched repeatedly, and his invincible heart collapsed quickly. He had lost the courage to fight to the death. Lu Gou's moral upper limit was limited, but his lower limit was absolutely unlimited.

Can't gamble!

Don't you see, even the little girl nestled in Lu Gou's arms, now has an extremely solemn expression and horror in her eyes. This move is too cruel and shocking. The emperor was afraid of it, let alone him, a small monk of the wheel sea?

"By the way, Ye Hei, what did you say just now? The Qing... Qing what did we go to last time?"

Lu Xian asked with a smile.

Sun thief!

There are exceptions for going against the sky, but there is no hope for going against me!

Think it over before you speak.

"Qing..."

Ye Fan's mind was spinning rapidly. Rabbits can't eat grass randomly, just like he can't talk nonsense, otherwise the rabbit's fate will be his fate.

After just one second, Ye Fan put himself in the right position and said with a righteous face: "Of course it's Qing... Qing Grassland, Brother Lu, have you forgotten the happy day when we roasted a whole lamb together in Qingqing Grassland? Oh, but it doesn't matter..."

"Brother Lu, your sister-in-law is so beautiful, why don't you introduce her to your brother?"

Zhu Zhuqing listened to the two people's open and covert wit, and she was confused all the time. She felt that the two people had something to say, but she couldn't guess what they were saying.

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At this time, being called sister-in-law by Ye Fan, her cheeks flushed, and her thoughts were thrown out of her mind. She could see that although Lu Xian and Ye Fan had a sharp exchange of words, their friendship was still very deep.

She didn’t want to lose face for her boyfriend in front of outsiders. She took the initiative to step forward from behind Lu Xian and greeted him openly: "Hello, I am Zhu Zhuqing, a level 30 agile attack system soul master, with a spirit of the Netherworld Spirit Cat. Lu Xian and I have just started dating, so I am not yet...sister-in-law."

Ye Fan:?

What is she talking about?

What agile attack system soul master, the Netherworld Spirit Cat...

I don’t understand it at all!

"Awesome! The Netherworld Spirit Cat spirit, it sounds like a top-grade spirit! I didn’t expect that my sister-in-law is actually a level 30 soul master! She is really a heroine, and she is as good as a man!" Ye Fan raised his thumbs and complimented her, calling her sister-in-law, which made the little cat look helpless, but she was very happy in her heart.

It’s just... uh... is level 30 really amazing?

She didn't know much about the combat power level of this world. The few enemies she saw were also solved in two moves like Muggles. Maybe flying people and beasts similar to soul beasts should not be too weak, right?

Could it be that she overestimated them?

The little cat was a little confused.

Lu Xian's mouth twitched, "Don't flatter, hurry up, if you keep talking, the Jiang family will come!"

Ye Fan reacted and hurriedly pinched a few seals. The complicated array text was quickly outlined under the feet of several people. After a while, a cloud rose up. This is the cloud climbing technique, a useless little magic that is common in the immortal gate.

It requires a cultivator to reach the life spring realm to perform, but a cultivator in the life spring realm can ride a rainbow by himself, and the flying speed is much faster than the cloud climbing technique.

Therefore, this kind of useless spell is not actually used in many scenes. Most of them are used when the elders of the immortal gate take the disciples who have just practiced to travel.

Ye Fan also learned this little magic from Elder Han's legacy, and this is the first time he used it.

The white cloud carried a few people up to the sky, and the mountains and rivers passed by slowly under their feet. The little cat nervously grasped Lu Xian's clothes, and she suddenly understood something...

"Brother Lu, do you want to accompany me to the ancient forbidden land?" Ye Fan, who was standing in front of the cloud, turned around and asked.

"No, send us to Yandu, I will take Zhuqing to stroll around here, and you can take the little girl with you." Lu Xian shook his head in response. He didn't want to go to the ancient forbidden land. It was a thankless task. Wouldn't it be better to wait and enjoy the fruits of others' labor?

"No, we are here now..."

Ye Fan was very cunning. With Lu Xian accompanying him, even if something happened, he would bear it. It was likely that he would be safe. If he went alone, he would really lose his life if something happened.

Lu Xian smiled faintly upon hearing this: "Ye Hei, you have now broken through the Life Spring and have become a mature Ancient Saint Body. Feel free to move forward boldly. I will provide you with all the help except for the actual action."

Ye Fan: ...