Cheat a star to be a wife

"My good brother, I'm wrong. I won't dare to do it next time. Will you spare me? " Crystal just like a decent learn again.

But Chen Qingyun's disdainful voice came from the bathroom: "cut, I'm not sincere at all. If I yell like you, I'm 100% sure you won't open the door for me. "

Crystal this knot, this guy is even worse than himself!

"All right! I'll call you again! For the last time, I don't have the patience to give you a strong demonstration. " Crystal in order to seduce Chen Qingyun hook, had to shout one side again.

Chen Qingyun sits on the washbasin with a cigarette ring in his mouth and listens to crystal's cry with ease. It's a little interesting. This girl yells at people in this tone. It's really crispy.

At the moment, outside their room stood two women, Chen Qingyun's daughter ǎ in ǎ I and my mother Qin song.

"What are the couple doing! This is my brother's and sister's address. Has it all been changed? " Chen Qingyun's n ǎ in ǎ I put my head on the door. I could hear them shouting, but I couldn't hear the ordinary conversation.

Qin song's face was slightly red. He understood but was embarrassed to explain. He could only say, "I don't know. Mom, is it not good for us to eavesdrop on the couple like this? "

Just downstairs to see the couple into the room, Chen Qingyun's n ǎ in ǎ I moved my mind, pulled up my daughter-in-law and ran to the door to eavesdrop. I'd like to see if the two kids are doing anything serious. She wants to have great grandchildren. How can these two people do without hard work?

Qin song had no choice but to follow him. This mother-in-law is crazy to think of great grandchildren. But then again, she thinks grandson is not in the same hurry.

Qin song felt embarrassed to eavesdrop, but her mother-in-law took it for granted and said, "what's wrong. When you got married, I didn't hear of it. "

“…………”

"Well, don't listen. Let's go! Ha ha, there's hope for you to cherish your grandson! "

"Well, why didn't you respond?" Crystal called after, and so on for a long time did not see what Chen Qingyun move, had to ask.

Chen Qingyun sighed and said, "ah, your shouting is too difficult. I can't learn at all. You'd better open the door and stop it. I'm a little sleepy. "

Crystal is stupid. What is it? Too hard to learn?

"Do you think I'm joking with you! If you don't learn, you won't. Learn quickly, or I won't open the door for you. " Crystal airway.

Chen Qingyun's indifferent voice came from the bathroom“ ok whatever. The scenery in the bathroom is very good. You can see it with pants. How beautiful it is! "

"Well, look! You can watch it all night. It's disgusting! " Crystal airway. Now she understood that she had just been cheated by this guy.

Chen Qingyun's complacent voice came from the bathroom.

"Hey, you can sleep with your pants in the bathroom. This is my dream life. Yo... Is this underwear worn! Good x ì ng feeling, I smell, there is a fragrant smell, good smell! I'll smell the others. "

Crystal in the bathroom outside, face Teng on the red. I can't help but come up with such a picture in my mind.

Chen Qingyun's upper body is bare and his lower body is surrounded by a bath towel. With an obscene expression on his face, he put a pair of X ì ng underwear under his nose in his hands and sniffed his nose like intoxication. Then the eyes burst out the light of Y í n. and slowly stretched out the tongue, and then... "Ah!" Think of this, crystal yelled“ No

This guy, disgusting, licks his underwear. Absolutely can't let this kind of thing happen, crystal yelled, quickly untied the rope, rushed into the bathroom.

However, she was stunned by the pictures inside. There is no picture in her mind at all. Chen Qingyun just sits on the wash basin and smokes, and does nothing at all.

"Baby, you are too young. I'd better learn new tricks from Du Niang! I played all your tricks when I was in primary school. You're out. " Chen Qingyun jumped down from the washing table, patted some silly crystal shoulders, and walked out of the bathroom with a smile.

It's a little bit too close to fighting with you.

Crystal Leng for a long time to slow down God, and deceived. Very sad turned back to the room, depressed to find that Chen Qingyun actually lay on the only bed in the room, and in a big shape, occupied the whole bed.

"Well, do you have a gentlemanly manner? There is only one bed in this room. How can I say it should be given to this lady? " Crystal pinches waist angry way.

"But we are husband and wife!" Chen Qingyun pretended to be confused.

"We're fake!"

Chen Qingyun shook his finger and said, "if you think so, it's a big mistake. Have you ever seen "rent a girlfriend to go home for the new year" which is also fake? How did it turn out? I got married and had children. It became real. So ah! In this world, things are true and false, false and true, you don't care too much. Moreover, the United Nations now advocates low-carbon life. So, we should really take action, and don't pay too much attention to those things that are gorgeous in appearance but dirty in fact. "

Crystal is really confused by Chen Qingyun. Where are they! It is said that the front village is not the back village, and the front and back are not in tune!

"What do you mean by that?" Crystal really do not understand, had to ask.

Chen Qingyun smiles and says, "my meaning is very simple. It's my bed, you sleep on the floor.

“…………”

Crystal tried several times to kill people with her eyes. After failing, she ran to the cupboard and found a pair of silver scissors.

The blade blooms a chilling light. Holding it in the hand, it feels cool and transparent, and immediately increases the combat effectiveness index to more than 10000 points.

Crystal decent use of scissors in the air issued a click sound“ If you don't get out of bed, don't blame me for cutting it out

This woman is really unreasonable, looking at the cold light of the scissors, feel some cool breeze under the body. In order to live happily in the future, Chen Qingyun can only compromise.

Now, Chen Qingyun hates Zhang Xiaoquan to death.

You say you sell scissors so well, what do you do, men's happiness is almost destroyed by you. Damn scissors!

Chen Qingyun jumped out of bed, came to the location of the balcony, looked at the location of the next balcony, about three meters away. Fortunately, they are all open-air balconies. Chen Qingyun's skill is pretty good. It shouldn't be difficult to jump.

"Xiaoshuishui, make sure the door is locked. Don't open it when anyone calls you. I'll find a way in tomorrow morning. " With that, Chen Qingyun jumped to the balcony, legs a force, the body soared, disappeared.

Crystal surprised cover mouth, this guy crazy! He rushed to the balcony and saw Chen Qingyun standing in the balcony of the next room, waving at her.

Crystal hard swallow a mouthful of saliva, this guy is not fatal! This is the second floor! If you accidentally fall down, you will not be killed, but what if you fall down!

Crystal is thinking, suddenly in front of a flash of shadow, Chen Qingyun jumped back. She screamed with fright.

Fortunately, Chen Qingyun's agility immediately covered her mouth.

"Shh! Keep your voice down. Don't let them hear you

Crystal nodded, Chen Qingyun this just let go.

"Why did you jump back?" Crystal asked strangely.

I didn't think much about it just now, so I flew over. But when I was about to jump again, I suddenly thought of a problem. Next door is the empty room, the next room is the peach blossom room, next is Zhai Lingwei's room, and then is his own room. That is to say, you have to jump four balconies in a row.

It's not hard. The problem is that Chen Qingyun is worried about someone in Taohua's room. If it's seen, it's a disaster. In order to be safe, Chen Qingyun had to jump back.

"I don't know ǎ in ǎ I and my mother should be in peach blossom's room. Peach blossom hasn't been back for a while. They must have thought about it. It would be bad to see me right in front of the window. So, now you have a very difficult task, that is to go to their room immediately and find a way to fight for two seconds. I will be able to pass smoothly

"No! It's too much trouble for you to sleep here. Don't worry! I won't tease you. " Crystal pie pie pie mouth, don't matter of say“ It's just that you have to sleep on the ground. "

In fact, it doesn't matter where he sleeps. What Chen Qingyun worries about is not crystal, but himself.

"The problem is, I'll tease you! All right, stop talking nonsense. Don't want to be teased, just knock on the door! From now on, knock on the door after reciting ten numbers in your heart, and then use ten seconds to draw all the attention in the room to you. Do you understand the process? " Chen Qingyun in order to ensure that everything is safe, J ī I arranged the time.

Jump several balconies in a row, a few seconds is enough. If it goes well, it's easy to pass a balcony in two seconds.

Crystal had no choice but to nod, to tell you the truth, Chen Qingyun sleeping in her room, she is really a little uneasy. After seeing Chen Qingyun standing on the balcony again, he began to count time silently in his heart, opened the door and walked out to the peach blossom room.

Chen Qingyun jumped easily and went to the balcony of the empty room. Standing on the balcony fence again, I began to count silently. If you want to be safe, you can only be completely consistent with the crystal time.

Crystal came to the door of peach blossom, just ten seconds exhausted. Then knock on the door and the door opens quickly. Chen Qingyun was right. The two old people were really in the peach blossom room.

"Jingjing, you haven't slept yet!" Qin song, who opened the door, asked strangely. Just now, they seemed to be in full swing. Why did they come to peach blossom's room so soon.

"Let me see the peach blossom." Crystal into the room, see peach blossom and Chen Qingyun ǎ in ǎ I'm playing cards.

In fact, crystal doesn't need to think of any way to attract the attention of the people in the room. She only needs to stop in the room, and all the attention is on her.

"Sister crystal, do you want to play together?" Peach blossom asked cleverly. When there were two old people, she pretended to be a thief like a obedient child.

Crystal smiles and shakes his head: "No. Your dad said you didn't eat much at night. Let me come and see if you are hungry. If you want to... "

Chen Qingyun's figure suddenly appeared on the balcony. After two steps, he disappeared on the balcony. It is estimated that he has arrived on Zhai Lingwei's balcony.

This speed is too fast, this guy must be a monkey in his last life, otherwise why is he so flexible?

Fortunately, everyone was paying attention to the crystal, and didn't see what happened on the balcony behind them.

"Jingjing, go to sleep! If peach is hungry, we will make food for her. " Qin Song said with a smile.

"Well, I'll go back to bed first. Peach blossom, listen to n ǎ in ǎ I and Tai n ǎ in ǎ I'll tell you

Crystal out of the room, standing at the door patted the chest. It's too thrilling, immersive, but more exciting than the thrilling scenes in the movie!

After looking around, no one rushed back to the room. If someone wants to go to her room later, it's not good. After locking the door and lying on the bed, I finally felt at ease.

Zhai Lingwei couldn't sleep tonight. When I got back to my room, I turned over and over and didn't feel sleepy. I don't know why. When I think of Chen Qingyun drinking Hubian wine, I feel hot and dry.

What does he do now? How does he sleep in the same room with crystal?

I couldn't sleep, so I went to the balcony to breathe.

The moon is very round tonight. The ancients said that when the moon is the roundest, the gods in the sky will hear it. Then this person's wish will be realized.

I don't believe in this all the time, but Zhai Lingwei decided to give it a try. She took it as a pastime.

Hands together, head up to the moon, close your eyes and pray silently: God! If only there were two Chen Qingyun in the world. I have one, crystal one! God, if you hear my prayer, give me a Chen Qingyun!

"Whoosh!"

Zhai Lingwei heard a voice nearby. She opened her eyes and looked at it. She was startled. She saw a dark shadow jumping three or two times from a distance to her.

Demon J ī Ng, ghost, or the flying robber, or the flower picking robber!

Zhai Lingwei almost didn't think about it, because the figure was near her!

Oh, My God!

Chen Qingyun did not expect Zhai Lingwei to appear at this time. Since he rushed out, there was no turning back. Over the peach blossom room, he did not dare to stop, so he flew directly to Zhai Lingwei.

Putong... Chen Qingyun twists his body in the air, turns into a side body and rushes to Zhai Lingwei. In order not to bump into the other side, he has to take the other side in his arms.

Two people fall to the ground together, Chen Qingyun is very painful, Zhai Lingwei is unhurt, because under her is a human meat mat.

"Sister Lingwei, are you ok?" Chen Qingyun asked with concern.

Zhai Lingwei's body trembled. Before the other party jumped at her, she had already seen who was coming.

He shook his head gently and quickly got up from Chen Qingyun“ I'm fine. You didn't hurt me, did you? "

Chen Qingyun sat up from the ground, smiling and shaking his head, waiting to speak. I heard the sound of peach blossom balcony door opening, Hula!

After that, Chen Qingyun's n ǎ in ǎ I and mom are out!