Cheat a star to be a wife

Since today is to invite ran Tiantian to dinner, of course we have to ask each other's meaning.

Chen Qingyun turned to ask the two women, "what are your two opinions?"

"It's still early. Why don't you go hunting! I haven't seen Brother Yun's skill for a long time. It just gives you a chance to show it. " Ran Tiantian said with a smile.

"Well. You're always in the office, and you need to be active. " Chen Qingyun nodded with a smile and said to the waiter, "let's go hunting."

The waiter said, "yes, sir. Please come here with me to choose the hunting utensils."

The three followed the waiter to a shelf full of all kinds of hunting equipment. There are knives, crossbows, bows and arrows, animal clips and so on. However, there is no hunting gun and other gun equipment.

"Sir, I suggest you choose the crossbow. High accuracy, and the largest damage, relatively easy C ā O control. " The waiter picked up a J ī A steel crossbow. Well done ī Ng Zhi, with feather spirit, is an uncommon plaything.

"Let's choose the two ladies first!"

Just playing some game, Chen Qingyun prefers more primitive things, such as hunting knives.

"Then I'll choose the crossbow. I've played it before. Wanyu, what do you choose? " Ran Tiantian took the crossbow with great interest and played with it.

Luo Wanyu shook his head and said, "I'll stay with you. I've never played with these things, and I can't use them. "

"It's fun. It's delicious to eat what you've hunted. " Chen Qingyun asked the waiter to prepare ten hunting knives, which were put in the knife clip and tied around his waist.

"Forget it! You just play. " Luo Wanyu was not really interested in such things.

Chen Qingyun didn't have to. After choosing something, he changed his equipment and went to the hunting ground behind the manor under the guidance of the waiter.

At a glance, you can't see the edge. Tall trees and grass of different heights look like the wild.

"Do you need a staff member, sir?" Asked the waiter.

"No, we can do it ourselves." Ran Tiantian immediately refuses. It's hard for her to stay with Chen Qingyun. It's really awkward to have an outsider follow her.

The waiter nodded and said, "OK. You must wear your hat to avoid hurting other customers. Remember

Although the animals in the hunting ground are all wild, most of them are mild animals with little lethality. The biggest lethality is the wild boar, but the wild boars here are all miniature pigs, and the lethality is also very small. Although animals can't hurt people, the tools used by hunters are quite powerful. If there is a mistake between customers, it's not good. Therefore, everyone who goes into the hunting ground to hunt will wear a red hat as a gift ǐ The results showed that there was no significant difference between the two groups.

In this green s è forest, red S è is very conspicuous, enough to avoid accidental injury.

Chen Qingyun and ran Tiantian walked ahead, talking and laughing. Luo Wanyu followed him with a frown, thinking: these two people are so leisurely. If they want to fight game to satisfy their hunger, I'm afraid they can't do it today. I can't understand Chen Qingyun. Is this saving money for myself?

Chen Qingyun and ran Tiantian didn't really come to hunt, but to go on an outing. Fifteen minutes passed quickly. Naturally, the three did not hit anything as Luo Wanyu expected.

However, everyone's interest was different, and ran Tiantian was very happy.

"Pheasant!" Luo Wanyu suddenly surprised to find a prey, cheerfully yelled and pointed to a nearby location. There is a pheasant squatting under a big tree.

The pheasant here is very sad. The wings have been dealt with by the staff here. You can't fly, you can only run on land. However, flexibility is very strong. After Luo Wanyu's exclamation, he immediately and decisively escaped.

In the blink of an eye, he got into the grass and disappeared.

"Ah! Run away Luo Wanyu said with some regret that this was the first prey they met when they came into the hunting ground. They didn't know when the next prey would appear.

"Please, Comrade Luo, your surprise is your surprise. Please don't make any noise. When the prey hears your ghost roar, it's already scared away. How can we wait for us to hunt? " Chen Qingyun said.

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Luo Wanyu was angry. She had the face to tell me who was laughing while walking. She even told two meat jokes. If he hadn't reminded himself, I'm afraid he might not have found the prey yet? Hateful! I can blame myself for being loud.

"Originally, I don't remember villains. I forgive you. Remember, keep your voice down and your pace down. Only in this way can we hit the prey, OK

Having been "taught" by Chen Qingyun, Luo Wanyu nodded sadly. It's impossible to reason with this man. It's like casting pearls before swine. No, it's cattle playing to themselves.

Three people once again march on a journey, Chen Qingyun still go his own way to chat with ran Tiantian. It's loud enough to scare away all the prey nearby.

"Can you hit the prey like this?" Luo Wanyu said in the back.

Chen Qingyun turned his head and said with a smile, "you don't understand that."

Luo Wanyu collapses, how can he not understand?

"I'm Jiang Taigong fishing. I'd like to take the bait. Those who are willing to be my prey will naturally come to me. " Chen Qingyun said.

"Are you stupid to be the prey here?" Luo Wanyu didn't ask.

"Or shall we make a bet?" Chen Qingyun asked with a bad smile.

Luo Wanyu just wanted to answer, and immediately realized that it was not right. It's too unwise to bet with this guy. What happened to the old lady this morning is a bloody fact.

If the other party is not sure, he will not make a bet lightly. He must have something to rely on. Luo Wanyu, who suffered a loss once, now has experience and is no longer so easy to cheat. Immediately back, not far behind her stood a silly roe deer, looking at three people with dementia eyes.

In Beidaihe, there used to be a local saying, which is called beating roe deer with a stick, scooping fish with a ladle, and pheasants flying into the rice pot. It shows that the products are rich, and it also shows that roe deer are not very smart, and their IQ is terrible when they are scared.

Seeing the roe deer behind him, Luo Wanyu said in his heart: how dangerous! If she didn't keep her hand, I'm afraid she would be cheated by Chen Qingyun again.

"Haha, today's dinner is it. Sweet, you come first Chen Qingyun is modest.

"Good!" Ran Tiantian had several hunting experiences. He held the crossbow in a decent posture. When Luo Wanyu gave way, he aimed at the roe deer and breathed deeply. Sh è gave out a feather spirit.

In other words, roe deer are not very smart. But after being in the hunting ground for so long, I see people hunting with utensils all day. How can I say that there are some J ǐ I feel my heart. As soon as she saw ran Tiantian aiming at it with a crossbow, she immediately turned around and ran away.

Ran Tiantian's speed slowed down a little bit, and the feather Spirit fell behind the roe deer, not in the middle of it.

"Well, it's a pity that there's no sh è in it. It's just that close. " Luo Wanyu said with regret. Although I don't know how to hunt, I can see that it's just a little bit worse. The delicious food tonight can be tasted.

Strange to say, after the roe deer ran more than ten meters away, it pounced.

"Why, what's the matter? We hit it? " Luo Wanyu said in surprise that he should have read it correctly just now! Why did the roe deer suddenly fall down when it didn't hit?

"That's natural. How can I let the dishes slip away?" Chen Qingyun said with a smile.

"Brother Yun, you are so handsome. Let's go and have a look at the prey. " Ran Tiantian, with the joy of some little women, took Chen Qingyun's arm and went to the place where the roe deer fell.

Looking at their figure, Luo Wanyu didn't know what to say. At the moment, ran Tiantian seems to be back to the age of a pure girl. She is so easy to be satisfied. How can she think of the powerful woman in the shopping mall! The idol has changed for a while. It's really hard for her to accept!

After a few seconds of wishful thinking, I quickly took two steps to keep up with the pace of the two people in front. Chen Qingyun just started? Why didn't you see it?

When he came to the roe deer, Luo Wanyu covered his mouth with his little hand. Looking at the miserable roe deer on the ground, he couldn't bear it.

Only roe deer lying on the ground, with pathetic eyes looking at Chen Qingyun three. Gasping, the body is still twitching, it is estimated that it will not last long.

A hunting knife was nailed to the roe deer's neck and penetrated into the handle. It was a fatal blow.

"Brother Yun, I didn't notice when you got out of the hunting knife." Ran Tiantian asked.

"When you pay attention to the feather spirit, my knife has already gone out. That's why I didn't notice my hunting knife. This is my unique skill, Xiao Chen Feidao. " Chen Qingyun explained with a smile.

"I see. It seems that you already know that I'm going to miss sh è and make up for it Ran Tiantian said with a smile.

"I can't see it. You're good at it. It's just that Xiao Li's Feidao is much more powerful than your Xiao Chen's Luo Wan Yu shriveled his mouth and said.

Chen Qingyun doesn't care. Knowing that Luo Wanyu is idle and bored again, he wants to fight with himself.

"I don't object to that. They are masters. However, you're only half right. I know sh è very well, and I'm definitely better than Comrade Li xunhuan. If a man doesn't work on SH è, he will be laughed at by a woman. "

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Which aspect can this be related to? Luo Wanyu admires Chen Qingyun with all her heart, plus handstand! This guy is really a top-notch man. If there is no accident, his brain must not be r ǔ White s è, but yellow s è.

"Don't be proud once in a while. Maybe you got away with it. If you can play sh è again, I'll take you Luo Wanyu said.

"All right! In order to show my strength in front of you, I don't mind giving you a free performance. Say it! Who do you want me to say