Cheat a star to be a wife

I remember such a joke.

Two people sat under the tree chatting. One of them said to the other, "in fact, God will watch every word we say and every thing we do. So, please don't say dirty words, you will be struck by thunder. "

Another person disdained to say: "* *, you believe all this nonsense, I don't believe it?"

Click... The sky thundered

He killed those who didn't swear. The other one was so scared that he quickly covered his mouth and looked at all this. It was himself who said dirty words. How did he chop his companion to death.

At this time, the sky came from God's depressed cry: * *, split wrong.

It's a complete disaster. What baldness bears is a thunderbolt from God. No, it's a woman's thunder.

Athena was also angry. Chen Qingyun really looked down on this woman. I didn't expect that she had such rebellious psychology under her noble appearance.

Who would have thought that the Greek princess, known as the most noble and temperament in the world, could smash people with cups in public.

Do you want to check? Chen Qingyun shakes his head. Karila has excellent eyesight. He doesn't have bad eyesight either. Naturally, he can see the difference of that man. Tattooing the horse's head on the back of the right hand is enough.

"You're doing something special. I thought you'd find a way to calm this down. " After sitting in the car, carrila rubbed the wrist that Chen Qingyun had just grasped and said.

"In front of that bald man, apologies and explanations are useless. Now I've really done something heroic to save beauty. " Chen Qingyun said.

"What do you say?" Carrella asked with a smile.

"Don't tell me you can't see that baldness is an extremely dangerous person. If you don't have me here, you'll have to end up being ruined. Not everyone's head is so easy to smash. " Chen Qingyun said.

"Then you still smash, shouldn't you just stand by?" Karila looks directly at the back of Chen Qingyun's head. She doesn't understand this man. Since she knows that the other party is a big comer, she is still so straightforward. She doesn't think that the other party is a person who is dazzled by beauty. You know, when they met, she just came out of the bathroom. Linglong Yu only wore silk pajamas, which is more attractive than now. But the man didn't mean to take a look more. After a short time, he jumped out of the window and left.

You know, at the beginning, she held the belief of being insulted, but the result was unexpected.

"Is it moving?" Chen Qingyun suddenly turned his head with a smile and asked.

Karila didn't veto it either, nodded and whispered, "a little bit. Well done, you passed the first level. "

Chen Qingyun just smiles and doesn't answer.

The car started again, and they came to the pedestrian street.

Standing at the corner of the street, looking at the busy crowd, carrila once again put on a rare smile.

Looking at the real smile, Chen Qingyun is sad for karila. In a sense, she has a lot in common with crystal. As a princess, she should always keep her manners and pay attention to her words and deeds. In Greece, she can't walk on the street like an ordinary woman, and can't walk and eat with a sausage regardless of her imagination.

On the overpass, there are three beggars, one on each side of the bridge and one in the middle. The images presented to pedestrians are also different, but they have one thing in common: they are all miserable.

Three beggars, only the one at the end of the bridge attracted karila's attention, came to the woman who looked dry, turned to Chen Qingyun and said, "lend me some money."

Chen Qingyun didn't ask much. He took out a handful of money and put it all into karila's hands.

Karila took the money and didn't see much. She just gave it to the silly woman. Then she got up and left with a faint smile.

That one, at least two thousand, right? This makes her two colleagues see that their eyes are shining. They are also beggars. Why is the gap so big? After looking at their own dress, it seems that they are no worse than that woman? Why don't you give yourself so much money?

"Thank you... Thank you." The woman knelt behind karila and kowtowed.

Chen Qingyun takes a sneak look at the woman who is still kowtowing behind him and smiles gently.

"What are you laughing at? I use your money to do good, don't you feel heartache? " Karila suddenly slowed down and asked without looking at Chen Qingyun.

"I'm curious, three beggars, why do you only give it to that woman?" Chen Qingyun asked with a smile.

"Because only that woman is really in trouble. And the other two are begging for a living Karila replied.

Chen Qingyun touched his chin and asked with interest, "Oh, is that right? How do you see that? "

Karila shook her head and said, "eyes are the most deceiving. Some things need to be experienced with heart. In fact, it's not so difficult to distinguish between true and false. "

Chen Qingyun grins. It seems that he has said that to others? I didn't expect to be sent back today.

Suddenly, he was stunned, and suddenly understood what the girl had just done. What kind of test is this? It's obviously his mother's revenge. She must have recognized herself. Otherwise, how could she have done such nonsense.

"Have you figured it out?" Karila suddenly stands still, turns around and looks at Chen Qingyun.

Wearing sunglasses, Chen Qingyun can't see what the other person's eyes are at the moment. However, you can probably guess that it's pride

Chen Qingyun shrugged his shoulders and said, "I didn't expect you to recognize me so soon. It's amazing that you can recognize me like this. I remember when I was masked and my voice changed. Women's feelings are really terrifying. "

"Wrong. I don't think it's right every time. What I want is smell. Your taste will not change. "

Chen Qingyun is stunned. Is this girl too abnormal? Two years ago, she was able to remember the short smell for two years. She recognized herself as soon as she saw her.

"It's strange why I remember so clearly?" Karila went to one of the benches and sat down.

I have to say that Chen Qingyun is really curious. At the beginning, it was just an accident, and he didn't do anything too much. It seemed that he didn't do any obscene action at all just for fear of shouting and covering each other's mouth. That's more than a gentleman. It seems that the other party doesn't have to remember so clearly

However, when seeing karila take off his sunglasses, Chen Qingyun knows that this matter is very concerned about karila.

"Tell me, I'm really puzzled. You don't seem to be a woman with a small stomach Chen Qingyun sat next to karila, cocked up his legs and opened his arms comfortably.

"Puzzling? Because of you, my childhood fiance separated from me. You said that I should hate you. In the past three years, I have been thinking about how to torture you when I meet you all the time. "

After hearing this inexplicable reason, Chen Qingyun really wants to curse the street.

"* *, this fiance broke up with you, and has a bird relationship with me?" Chen Qingyun is speechless, which is more dangerous than the bald one just now

Chen Qingyun said dirty words, and it was so natural that karila was stunned. I didn't expect that someone could keep smiling when they were swearing. What a freak.

"It doesn't matter. You dare say it doesn't matter. Then I would like to ask why, after you left, you would find a man's underwear in my wardrobe. You've ruined my innocence, "said karila, gnashing her teeth. If it's not on the street, the girl will be furious.

For some women, innocence is everything, and karila is one of them. What does it mean that a Royal Princess has a man's underwear hidden in her bedroom, which is still worn?

Three years ago, this incident caused a lot of trouble, which made karila's reputation decline for a time, and the marriage she had decided since childhood was broken.

After a long time of investigation, it was still not solved. Finally, the royal family had to find a ghost to come out and say that it was a farce. Things have calmed down, but the lost things will be lost forever, and no one can change anything.

Chen Qingyun knows about it. However, it doesn't matter to him at all. He doesn't have the habit of stealing when he goes out to carry out tasks.

"Are you sure it's mine? Have you ever smelled it? Don't you have a good nose? " Chen Qingyun asked.

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No matter how well cultivated karila was, she couldn't stand the stimulation. In a short moment, her face was as red as a ripe apple.

"You... You... You when everyone is a rascal like you to smell underpants," Carrera immediately came up with such a picture in his mind. She sniffed under her nose with her light gray underpants. There is a sense of evil, almost spit out what I just ate.

Look at the hand of the root to eat half of the sausage, scared to leave.

This is the so-called grass, wood and soldiers, right

"Excuse me, why do I take off my underpants in your closet? There must be some reason?" Chen Qingyun shakes his head helplessly. This girl is very smart. How can she have such a low IQ in this matter.

"Because... Because I had just taken a bath. Men see that kind of picture, it is easy to do some dirty business. You dare say you didn't, "said carrila angrily.

Chen Qingyun almost didn't fall directly from his chair. It can't be true? That's what she thought. If so, it's reasonable.

"Well, there's nothing to say."

Chen Qingyun sighed and said, "well, I admit that sometimes I get in close contact with Wuzhi girl. However, don't you think that I will think about those things when I am so dangerous? Besides, you're right in front of me. Do I have to? Actually, I've figured out whose underwear it is. "