Cheat Aru Kedo Mattari Kurashitai 《Tensei Jinsei o Tanoshimou!》

I don't know what this barren feeling is.

I wish you'd give up your stupid bong and get your hands on me.

"Uh, Marquis Brennan's... Mr. Barker?

"It's Warner!

It's just a little fuzzy, but you don't have to be so blind and angry!

"I don't care about that, but come on, take it seriously. If you're playing too much, you seem to think I'm weak, and I have a bad image."

Stupid Bong bites his back teeth critical, but he can't let me scratch him for life just because he's shooting up intermediate and advanced magic without any idea.

Can't you see I'm just going to keep using the Demon Crystal for nothing?

"Don't tell me you're full of shit just to prevent my attacks!

"Well, I haven't done anything yet, have I? If Mr. Barker isn't serious about dueling, I'm gonna end this now, okay?

"Fuzakerna!

Then you're not playing with that kind of toy, and I want you to use your wife's hand.

Don't you dare, do a little damage to make Stupid Bong feel critical?

Well, I'm getting tired of attacking you, too.

I stick my left hand out toward the idiot bong and embody the fire attribute fireance.

"Such junior sorcery, etc.!

Idiot Bong powers the Magic Formation for Defense and develops defensive boundaries.

Then this is the inferior magic of the fire attribute (...) So you can't even make that kind of decision, but you're a suicidal aspirant to sign me up for a duel?

I will fire the Fire, whatever the defensive junction of Stupid Bong may be.

Firence flies at high speeds and instantly pushes through the defensive junction of Stupid Bong and hits the ankle of Stupid Bong's left foot.

"Uhhh!"

My unleashed fireance is more penetrating with high density of magic, so there's no way I can prevent it with the generic advanced defensive junction deployed by Stupid Bong, so I penetrated the defensive junction easily (...) and hit Stupid Bong's ankle.

Stupid Bong is holding his fallen left leg and rolling around screaming at the pain.

I look at Dr. Silence's face to see what Dr. Silence will do for once, but I'm not sure if I can stop him.

Well, I think you can if you want to continue the duel because you just disappeared down from your left ankle.

I don't think Stupid Bong's ability can reverse you from this state, but you're not gonna stop it?

Or do you have another thought?

"Ko, this... looked like Firelance, the lower magic of the fire attribute... but Warner, you also seemed to have developed a defensive junction, Master Krushnus, please explain."

"Yes, that was definitely a fire, and you, Warner, were developing a defensive junction,"

'But Firelance is a junior sorcery, but why wasn't the defensive junction effective?

'Warner, I think your defensive junction is probably something of an advanced level. And instead of not having the effect of defensive junctions, Fireance's attack power was too high to penetrate defensive junctions.'

"Can it be possible to penetrate advanced defensive junctions with lower fires?

'Nothing is surprising if it is Christoph. It wasn't until after he was twelve that Christoph began his magic training, but that Christoph activated magic in just six days after he started his magic training is a fact normally told in our house, and he blew Ogi away with that first low-level magic he activated.'

'Well, if that's the case... I think you could call it a great talent... that, so Christoph, do you mean about a year after you used your magic?

"Well, it hasn't been a year, but it's been about a year."

Sister Krushnas, stop divulging personal information! (2nd time!

"Fuck! Fuck! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!"

Stupid Bong is calling out dirty words.

"Please surrender already. Whatever you do, Mr. Barker won't win."

"Ursai! Ursai! Ursai! Ursai! Ursai! Ursai! Ursai! Ursai! Ursai! Ursai! Ursai! Ursai! Ursai! Ursai! Ursai! Ursai! Ursai! Ursai! Ursai! Ursai! Ursai! Ursai! Ursai! Ursai! Ursai! Ursai! Ursai! Ursai! Ursai! Ursai! Ursai!"

Broken?

Do you want to chase Dr. Silence because he's not going to stop him?

If you think, will Stupid Bong finally get his hands on your wife?!

"I'll kill you! I'll kill you! I'll kill you! I'll kill you! I'll kill you! I'll kill you! I'll kill you! I'll kill you! I'll kill you! I'll kill you! I'll kill you! I'll kill you! I'll kill you! I'll kill you! I'll kill you! I'll kill you! I'll kill you! I'll kill you! I'll kill you! I'll kill you! I'll kill you! I'll kill you! I'll kill you!

Wow, that's a villain round-up dialogue.

Magic items begin to absorb a large amount of the surrounding magic vegetables when the idiot bong can put magic into his wife's hands.

Usually, magic vegetables are converted into magic by humans in the uptake body.

So it is assumed that magic items never directly capture magic, but the magic items that Bacabon has seem to directly capture magic and convert it into magic.

I'm finally getting my hands on you, but this...

... the junction of this arena is... king-level or... bad.

Stupid bong magic items have imperial power... which means using magic that is more powerful than kings.

Fortunately, Stupid Bong's magic can't supply the magic needed to activate it, so he's using demonic crystals, and it still seems to take some time to activate because the magic item itself compensates for the lack of magic by capturing the surrounding magic, but when activated, it will definitely damage the audience as well.

"What is it? Warner, I feel immense magic all around you."

"That... that might not be a good idea."

Sister Krushnas seems to have noticed, and the teachers, including Dr. Shearens, are bluishing their faces.

"Mr. Warner, don't stop that sorcery right now! Christoph, you need to run now!

You can't do that, Dr. Silence.

'Cause take a look in the eyes of Stupid Bong, it feels like your consciousness is flying.

The magic power to activate is too great, so it feels like all the magic is taken to the magic item and the idiot bong is captured in the magic item.

Well, I don't know what to do.

It's easy to break a magic item, but that makes Stupid Bong almost certainly don't die.

Now, destroying that magic item will cause the accumulated magic to storm and explode.

I mean, the possessor gets caught in an explosion, but if it's less powerful, it's an injury, but if it bursts and explodes with the magic power of that magic item right now, the flesh of Stupid Bong will be extinguished.

Mm-hmm. If I was worried, I'd suck magic out of the students in the audience, too...

"Evacuate immediately! The student council needs evacuation guidance!

Sister Krushnas, gumball!

All right. Shall we go with that?

"O ye that devour the devil with the power of nothingness, forgive him to take away all his things, forgive him to devour all his things, the Lord of nothingness commandeth me, and go forth!