Cheat Magician Life That Started From Being Judged Useless

"You've got to be kidding me! What the hell is going on here, explain it to me!

It's an everyday occurrence in our class for the troubled Funayama to scream and rant, and people only think of it as, oh, he's doing it again....

However, that's just a case of the opponent being a school teacher, and if you're dealing with a knight in full plate metal armor, it's a different story.

My name is Kokubun Kento, a junior high school junior high school student.

This "chuuninin" doesn't mean chuunin-sick, it just means that I'm a second-year junior high school student, and we are in the middle of being summoned to another world.

See, I'm still thinking it's the second grade of junior high school, right? Well, he is old enough to be suffering from it, but this is serious.

Until a while ago, we were in the third period class at a junior high school in Tokyo, and all of a sudden we were enveloped in a light, and then something like a magic square floated in the air and the whole third floor of the school was summoned to us.

I say "like" because I was asleep at the wheel and I missed the summoning light and the magic square.

We were in the middle of the nighttime wasteland in the middle of Tokyo in the middle of the day, and in an instant it was pitch black, and of course the girls were screaming so loudly that they finally woke up.

Anyway, I really think I'm a fool for missing the moment of the otherworldly summoning.

What's more, I was summoned from the floor to the ceiling of the third floor of the school building.

That's just a bad idea, isn't it?

In the remaining school building in Tokyo, the 4th floor suddenly poured down on the 2nd floor... it should have been a disaster.

It would have been a big deal if an entire grade had gone missing, but now only the third floor of the school building has disappeared, so it must have caused a global panic.

I wonder if the CIA or MI6 or Interpol will join in the investigation.

If I could go home, I would search the newspapers and the Internet.

I'm sure they will be attacked by the media.

I'm sure I'll be a celebrity now, and I'll probably get to know my idols well.

While I was thinking about this, a person who looked like he was in charge came out.

She's different from the other soldiers in terms of appearance, a beautiful woman with blonde hair in a vertical roll, wearing golden armor.

''Quiet! I have summoned you, the third princess of the Kingdom of Riesenburg, Camilla Riesenburg.

Oh, there's a princess--! A princess in armor is so otherworldly, isn't it?

Everyone's taking out their phones and cell phones at once, taking pictures of her.

That's right, the knights surrounding them are pretending to be strong, but it's obvious that they're very curious, and they're staring at you like they want something.

Oh, Funayama's bastard, this time he's trying to get on the princess's nerves, that unrefined fat guy.

I wonder why he understands the language of this world.

'Well, princess, we were summoned as heroes, weren't we? If that's the case, why not have a more lavish reception? If you'd like, you can treat yourself for the evening.

Funayama is over six feet tall and weighs more than 100 kilograms, and I heard that he was scouted by the Sumo stable, whether it's true or not.

He's so powerful that his teacher, Ayako Sugiyama, was so annoyed with him in class that she had to wipe her belly button.

In contrast, the Princess is a head shorter than Funayama, but she doesn't seem to be scared at all.

Yes, as expected of the princess, her aura of royalty is in full bloom, she's full of dignity.

"Since you seem to be mistaken, let me tell you, you are not brave men, you are just soldiers who want to make up for the lack of strength.

Huh? I thought they'd summoned a hero! I thought, "What do you mean, just a soldier?

Everyone around me looks so confused and bewildered.

"Quiet! You have two choices: submit to us, take credit for your work, accept your reward and go home, or disobey and die, whichever you prefer!

Ehhhh ... the ultimate choice!

"You've got to be kidding me! Why do I have to do whatever you guys want me to do!

That bastard Funayama tried to grab onto the Princess, but the Princess grabbed him.

Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...!

No! Princess, I grabbed Funayama by the neck and hoisted him up with one left hand.

'Don't make me tell you the same story over and over again, I'm not a man of long words, you have two choices, obedience? Death? Take your pick!

Oh, Funayama was thrown away like trash, yes, I will of course obey.

But then the chairman came--!

The chairperson of our class, Yuuka Asakawa, is an endangered species of Yamato Nadeshiko who looks good with her straight black hair.

'May I ask you a question?

That's fine. You have my permission.

Thank you. You said that if I take credit for it, I'll get my reward and return home, but is there any way to return to my world?

'Of course. What if you use summoning magic and a monster comes out of your hand? You would be in trouble if there was no way to send it back. A summoning technique is not possible without a repatriation technique. This is the most basic of all summoning magic.

I see, a confident answer from the princess without pause, this is a relief, right?

The committee chairman and everyone around him has a relieved expression on their faces.

''If there are no other questions, I will now judge your magic power.

What? I'm not sure if we can use magic too, if that means we can use magic too?

Is it that one? I guess the event will turn out to be a cheat ability.

''The judgment is made using the Crystal of Magic Eye. If you touch each one of them one by one, you'll be able to see their magical qualities. After receiving the judgment, put on the bracelet that prevents the magic power from running amok, and ride in a carriage divided by attribute and amount of magic power. We don't have time for this, just get started.

There were three crystal spheres, about 30 centimeters in diameter, and the students were judged first by the teacher, then by attendance number.

'Green, wind attribute, middle, next! Blue, water attribute, strong, next!

Apparently, when you touch the crystal ball, it seems to emit light of different colors according to the person's attributes, and the intensity of the light indicates the amount of magic power.

From what I've observed, it seems that the amber light of the earth attribute, the green light of the wind attribute is the most common, followed by the water attribute and the fire attribute seems to be in the minority.

After judging, I was given a bracelet to put on my left arm, which looked like carved obsidian, and it tickled my eighth grade mind.

By the way, the lady who was judging was like a career woman, and although she was quite beautiful, she was very clerical.

Well, I guess it can't be helped, since there are so many of them, one after the other.

Whoa, now it's the committee chair's turn. I have a feeling that the chairperson is somehow a water attribute of the healing type.

''Next! Oh my God, my eyes....

As soon as the chairman touched the crystal ball, an incomparable white light flooded the air.

''Ho, such a large amount of magic power, and a light attribute? Unlike the summoning of heroes that summons individuals, I thought I couldn't expect it, but it looks like I've picked up quite a few things.

I can hear the knights whispering to each other, 'Saintess-sama.......' or something like that, but I won't give it to you, you're our chairperson, you know.

After that, the handsome bastard from the basketball team draws a rare, fire-attribute strong, seriously, explode in the rear! And then it's finally my turn.

So, since I have no choice, let me show you what a cheat I am!

'You've got to be kidding me! Why don't you guys listen to me!

I shouted to the crystal sphere before I even knew it was there, because it didn't glow.

"Crystal of the Devil's Eye, let my magic power color the deepest darkness! I challenged the judgement with a line that is as middle-aged as you can get, but what's the point of not glowing.............................This guy is useless.

"Ah.........this is, well, it looks like a failure.......

The clerical sister is looking at me with pity, but maybe I'm the one who's useless...

What do you mean by 'miss', miss...

All right, all right. Next time you touch me.

The judging lady took out a crystal ball about 10 cm in diameter.

Oh, I can understand it, it's the kind of thing that would shatter if the chairman of the committee touched it, right?

You're going to be able to get a great deal of attention from everyone around you, and I have a bad feeling about this, so I don't want to touch it, but even the princess is looking at me like she wants me to hurry up, so I will.

The next time...

'Oh this is a total miss, they're there sometimes, sometimes, but I didn't think they were among the summoners...'

According to the sister, the people summoned this time are not as powerful as the heroes, but they are supposed to be able to give you stronger magic than the locals... hey...

I'm sure you're not expecting a reverse cheat either.......you've been summoned to another world, but not being able to use magic is too much.

"Camilla-sama, what do we do with this?

Hmm, get him out of the way.

Wow, it's a far cry from the glittering gaze I got when I looked at the committee chairman, it's like looking at a bug.

I feel a little tingly and awake to something.

Oh, I didn't get a bracelet. I'm not sure if it's worth it, because I don't have any magic power to run amok.

You can't get your hands on any of them.

d*mn, that Funayama guy, he's so annoying. You can't be a part of this!

Oh, Babu is my derogatory term, Bubu, short for "stupid country bumpkin", not that you can't get bubbles in a bath.

Next! Get the big guns out of here!

Okay, let's show them the magic that fuels my blazing personality.

Oh, Funayama's turn. Move, move, move, move, move, move!

Amber, earth properties, weak, apparently unseemly. Next!

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I know that one, I've seen it in H books.

It's like when you're on the bed and they say, 'You're so little...' or 'You're so fast...' or something like that.

Yeah, that would be pretty bearable, sister good job.

When I was laughing at Funayama in my mind, all the judges had already made their decisions, and I was the only one who had lost in the end.

Regardless of my despondent state, the knights prepared to move out more and more, and the only ones left were the princess, the chairman of the committee, and the sister who was making the judgment.

So, Camilla-sama, what should we do? This,

And if she looked at me like I was looking at something so filthy I'd feel the thrill.

You are free to go wherever you want, as long as you want.

Wow, they cut me down to the ground, I'm already feeling like a wounded straw in an iai slash.

''Wait a minute. Kokubun-kun is one of us. We can't just abandon you!

Oh, Mr. Chairman, a real angel!　I'll follow you for the rest of my life, just call me dog.

"Hmph. My people have no need for a useless employee. I don't want my people's tax dollars wasted.

''Oh no... we were summoned unilaterally, it's horrible to dismiss us because we don't have magic power.

Okay, well, give this guy a chance.

The princess has a black smile on her face. I just have a bad feeling about this........