Cheat Magician Life That Started From Being Judged Useless

The days of the week are named after the attributes, but this is just for convenience, and the days of the week don't strengthen or weaken the power of magic, according to the days of the week.

My work at the Garm potato warehouse ended yesterday, so today I came to the guild to look for a new job.

Yeah, there's a crowd of people in front of the bulletin board where the request was posted this morning, too, in front of the black mountain.

Maybe there are better jobs in the early hours, everyone's eyes are bleary, and it's a bit.......no, it's quite scary.

As usual, I head over to the wall to wait until the hustle and bustle is over, and there's a dog-eared Gillik, who doesn't have an ounce of cuteness, standing alone with Potunen.

Huh, where is the cat-eared angel, Muel-san?

Oh, good morning, Mr. Gillik.

'What? Oh, little guy....

I could have pretended not to notice and turned around, but I said hello to Gilik.

I'm a polite guy, never because I'm afraid of being found out later that I didn't greet him.

''Um........Isn't Muelle-san here today?''

'What? Sister Mu?

Well, yes, I just wanted to say hi when you came in...

Sister Mew is in a surgeon's course...

Ahhhhh why can't you answer normally, do you have to be awesome every single time to die? You doggy.

Well, you have a class for a surgeon, don't you?

You have a course in surgery too?

'What? Of course there's a course, up to the course that's on the days of fire, water, wind, and earth, it's the same for the sorcerer and the knight, but for the course that's on the days of darkness, light, and stars, they're done separately, remember!

Okay, yes I'm sorry.

I see, up to the halfway point, both the sorcerer type and the knight type do it together, and then they're separate from the area where the specialization comes out, right?

I wonder what kind of things the surgeon's training will be like, can I observe it?

Uh....

Oh, you're still here...

Excuse me, but do you have access to this surgeon's training?

Yeah, we'll do it on the training ground. You can watch it if you want.

'Oh, I see, thank you very much.

Oh, since it's open to visitors, I must go see it.

Of course, we are here purely to see how a technician's class is conducted, not to worship Mr. Muel, you know.

Now, let's go to the training grounds!

"Wait a minute!

My neck....

I was about to go to the training ground when Giliq grabbed me by the collar.

''What is it, all of a sudden...''

''I'll go with you, I'll keep an eye on you to make sure that the front doesn't give sister Mu a dirty look.......''

Well, that's not why I'm here...

"Shut up and let's go...

d*mn it, you doggy, you have a nose for a strange place.......no, no, no, I don't mean it, I swear.

I'm not a cat's boy. Don't walk around picking your collar, people are already looking at you.

Godd*mn it, one day I'm going to make you scream!

When we are taken to the training area, people are gathered at a different place than the one we trained at.

It looks like a training ground for bows and arrows, and a target doll is set up in front of a sturdy-looking clay wall.

As I recall, it was a movement when the kitten was showing interest in something, in other words, she's listening intently to the class, right?

Mmm, the bastard next to me is glancing at Muel-san.......

That son of a b*tc*, my sister Mew...

My neck, my neck....

'Oh? Oh, bad, bad....

Please don't do this to me.

Mr. Muell is a cat-beast man and Gillik is a dog? They're beasties, so it's not like they're real sisters and brothers.

What kind of relationship do these two have, like a goofy childhood crush on each other?

With that in mind, it looks like we're going to get into some practical skills.

The first man braced himself for the target.

'O Mana, Mana, O Mana who governs the world, gather, gather, gather in my hands and become fire, dance, dance, fire, dance, fire ball! And!

When I was thinking, "Ouch........what is this painful chanting.......what is this painful chanting......then the man swung wide and threw a fireball about 15 centimeters in diameter, raised in his trembling right hand, at the target.

Hmm, that's too bad........

Ah, I knew he was a disappointment.

'It was alright up to the point of making a fireball, but...'

Ehhhhh... is that so-so?

"Hey, hey, Reinhardt, did you see that?

I saw that. Making a fireball was pretty smooth.

''Ehhh........does magic have to be chanted for that long?''

Yes, to cast a powerful spell, you'll need to chant some more.

"Ehhhh........the demon will kill you if you're so carefree.

It's a good idea to have a good time with your friends and family.　To us, a magician who uses magic without chanting is much more unusual than Mr. Kent.

"I see...

Come to think of it, it's said that the training course for the sorcerer and the knight will be separated from the day of darkness, so I wonder if this training course is a beginner's course for the sorcerer.

As I was thinking about that, it seems that it's Muel's turn now.

'Mana, mana, mana that governs the world, gather, gather, gather in my hands and become the wind, dance, dance, dance, wind, dance, wind blade! Yah!

Unlike the fireball, the wind blade seemed to be invisible to the eye, and after a beat of Muell-san's arm swinging down, the straw doll was zapped and cut into pieces.

Oh, Muel-san's tail turned upward with a ping, somewhat proud of herself.

''As expected of sister Mu, I'm sure this will take you to the next level.

No, no, no, no, why are you so good at this, you haven't done anything with it.

But the course is over in two steps, then you can dive into the dungeon by yourself.

Huh? Dungeons aren't as dangerous as you might think, are they?

What the f*ck are you guys doing here?

'Another peep, Gillik.

No, no I'm not...

Again? Now I'm pretty sure Mr. Donovan said again, you peeping dog.

"Are you collateral damage? Kent.

'Yes ... no, no, I just wanted to see what a surgeon's course was like ...'

Oh, yeah, well, that means you're here to find a way to counter the sorcerer, right?

'What? No, that's not what I'm saying...

No, no, I don't have anything of that sort in mind.

But don't worry about it, Kent.　If you're going to have a fight with a surgeon, you just have to hit him before he finishes chanting and we win.　Even after the chanting ends, all you have to do is anticipate his moves and avoid them.

Wow, there's--who's a guy who solves everything with muscle!

Oh, just right, Gillik, give Kent a little squeeze.

What? Why do I have to be the little guy...

What ... what's your problem?

No, no I'm not saying that...

Woo-hoo-hoo, Giliq's tail is trying to hide between his legs, he's so scared.

"Listen Girik, Volzade is the farthest city.　Once you step into the demon forest, it's a place ruled by demons, not humans.　If humans want to survive in a place like this, they need to train people.　The more people we have, the more the city grows, and the warmer our own pockets become in turn.　Don't just chase women's asses, think about training them too!

Yes, yes....

What's that grin on your face...

No, no it's not...

"I'm going to take good care of this guy.........

'Well I just came to watch the surgeon's class...'

The only thing wrong with using your head, but remember what happened when you survived in the Devil's Forest.　When the time comes, if you don't act on your instincts and act correctly, you will easily fall to the ground.　For that, you have to train.

Yes, yes....

No matter what I did, I couldn't get away from the situation.

I should have looked for a job instead of talking to those dogs...but it's completely too late for that, isn't it?

There's no way I, who couldn't even escape from Girik, can escape from Mr. Donovan.

That's why I'm ready to go.

I was made to wear a leather helmet and body, and a basket hand, and was made to hold a wooden sword the size of a dagger.

This basket hand definitely smells bad, don't they have some kind of flower-scented soap or something in this world?

The only place to aim is at the place where Gilik is wearing his armor.　Kent can aim anywhere on Gillik, if he wants to, just give him a shot at the vital point!

I don't think this little guy's gonna hurt me.

Girik is confidently puffing away with a normal sized wooden sword down in his right hand.

But you will learn that your confidence was overconfidence.

Huh........I didn't expect to show off the results of my training in the Demon Forest so quickly.

''Oh, please!''

I face Gillik with my dagger held squarely in my eyes.

You can only lick me now, come on, it's show time.

With a sharp step, I raise the dagger to the top step at the same time....

Ghee...

I didn't even swing down, I took a yakuza kick to the pigeon tail and went down with a hunch.

"Oops, there's a lot of gaps in the middle, ora stand up, next, next!

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

This time I pretended to swing up to the upper level and guarded the Yakuza kick, and I was hit with a wooden sword to the brain.

"I'm only looking at your legs, dude, just go ahead and attack me.

'Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

I guarded the Yakuza kick and quickly received a blow to the brain, but when I was shoved into the ground in a battle of nerves, I was hit with a knee kick to the right side of my body.

''Gaha........ghoho........''

Heal, heal, I've already healed myself to the best of my ability.

I won't allow it anymore, I'm going to get serious from here on out.

Ughhhhh I'm going!

Oh, you got guts, man. Come on!

I thought it was at least a single sword, so I went at him, but he just beat me up one way or the other.

Your reach is too different, d*mn it, no matter how many times you try, you can't snatch it.

In this situation, I'm going to fully heal myself, and I'm going to bite you as many times as I can.

"Guhaaaa....................another one!

I don't know what I'm going to do. Hey!

Ghee ............................another one!

Huh, huh, huh... there's a zombie in front of me! Oraa!

"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

I should have used my full self-healing skills to get up, but my knees snapped and the ground was closing in on me....................and then I was out of consciousness.

I don't know how long I had been unconscious, but it was as if I was somehow tucked under the covers.

As my muddled consciousness returned, I felt a warm, soft warmth on my cheek.

It seems to be breathing slowly.

'What ... is this someone else's?'

Apparently, there was someone in the bed, holding me in his arms.

I couldn't swallow the situation and was struggling to escape, when the mysterious person also seemed to wake up.

'Hmmm........good morning, Kent.

'What, eh!　Mr. Muell?

Why are you sharing a bed with Mr. Muel, what the hell is going on?

Is that it? Have you unconsciously climbed the stairs of adulthood?

'I'm sorry, I was watching Kent sleeping so comfortably and it made me want to sleep too, so I just barged into bed...................teehee.

I got Muel's "Tehepero" from him...!

Oh, uh... what is this place?

'Oh, it's the guild's infirmary, Kent, you fell down on the training ground...'

'Oh, well you didn't snatch it after all...'

'I can't help it with Gillik I mean, Kent's too reckless, d*mn it!

Haha--! Muell's f*cked me so badly!

I'm sorry, I'm just feeling a little frustrated...

Mmmmm, Kent's a boy too...

I mean, it's close, Muel-san's face is right in front of me, and if I got a little closer, I'd probably kiss her.

Or rather, is it okay if I kiss her?

Gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg.

Huh, what a great time to ring, my stomack!

Mmmm, I'm sure you'll be hungry after all that rampage, I'll treat you to something to make up for all the mess Gilik made.

''No, no, no... that was trained for me, so it wasn't a mess or anything...''

Muel's index finger covered my mouth.

'I don't want to embarrass your sister, in a situation like this, you're supposed to be an honest-to-goodness feast.

Of course, I had to nod my head in agreement with a cocktail.

Muell took me to the tavern at the Guild for the first time.

I heard that the evening is packed with people who have finished their work, but at this time of day, such as a late lunch, it's empty.

When I was about to sit down at an empty seat with Muell-san, I was approached by a man seated nearby.

'Oh, boy, did you notice that? That was quite a beating you got.

Huh, huh...

It's a good thing that you can't get away from the fact that you can't get away from the fact that you can't get away from the fact that you can't get away from the fact that you can't get away from the fact that you can't get away from the fact that you can't get away from the fact that you can't get away from the fact that you can't get away from the fact that you can't get away from the fact that you can't get away from the fact that you can't get away with it.

It's a good thing that the young man was beaten up to the extent that Gillik was fed up with it at the end.

'Oh well if you put it that way...'

I was also in full self-healing mode, so I didn't have any time to spare at all, but if you ask me, I think Gillik was also very tired.

''Speaking of which, kid, you look fine for someone who's been beaten up so much, don't you?

'What? Ha, yes, well ... do you have a constitution that gets better when you sleep? Like...?

When I was making a sloppy excuse so that my self-healing with light attribute magic wouldn't be exposed, my stomach complained again in a grand manner.

Ggggggggggggggggg........

"Bu-ha-ha, good boy, beaten up, sleep, eat, and grow! Oh, Master! Let this little guy eat his guts out!

No, it's not like I've never seen him before...

No, no, no, Kent, this old man is a rich man...

Mr. Muell...?

Mmm, you're not going to mess with Mr. Muel, are you, handsome old man?

If they were to engage in any kind of supportive relationship, I would have Fred the ninja skeleton kill them quickly and easily.

I see, Kent just came to Volzard, so he doesn't know about it.

"Oh, come on, kid, you got out of the Devil's Forest alive, didn't you? Big deal.

'No, I don't really remember what's going on anymore, I was so selfless...'

"I've come out alive, and I'd love to have that kind of luck, but you're welcome to come to my city, Volzard!

That's what the evil old man said, spreading his hands out in a theatrical manner.

"My town...?

Yes, this is Mr. Klaus, Lord of Volzard.

'Yeah! Excuse me, sir, it's a beautiful day and we haven't seen you before...

Yeah, no, I'm not a big fan of formality I'm Klaus Volzard, nice to meet you, Kent.

Okay, yes, nice to meet you.

As we shook hands, Klaus' hands were thick and strong, not the hands of someone who works at a desk.

I hadn't thought to check on the man himself, having only heard the report from the Basten, so I had no idea he was such a freeloader.

But if you're a lord, you've got money, feel free to treat yourself, let's do that.