Chief Press Officer

what the hell!

On twitter, the US President accused the Chinese navy of being too arrogant and endangering the peace in Asia and the Pacific! Is she right?

Rub your eyes, you're right!

This American president is poisonous!

He has time to do things on twitter, but he doesn't have time to meet with the Chinese Foreign Minister??

Qin Yi couldn't bear it. He found the Zombie's account for a long time and sent a reply directly under the message of the president of the United States: "Dear president, do you remember the Chinese foreign minister in the reception hall of the White House? Could you put down your mobile phone first? He has been waiting for you in the reception hall for more than half an hour. "

Because the president of the United States likes to do things on twitter, many media are staring at his twitter, this message came out not long ago, the media immediately boiling!

China bombards us warships!

Big news!

The news of the Chinese foreign minister's visit to the White House is still warm. He should be meeting with the president at this moment. There will be a big collision!

They all ignore when the president of the United States tweets if the two sides meet.

Meeting him for a long time abroad?

I'm kidding.

The media immediately moved on, and reporters who had been stationed in the white house immediately contacted each other. Soon, the news of Chinese shelling American warships spread in a ripple pattern among the reporters stationed in the White House.

“OhMyGod！ Does China want to go to war? "

The Chinese journalists are not very good, and they are a little worried about how foreign minister Lou will deal with this sudden situation.

They went to the US president's Twitter, which obviously aroused the feelings of hawks and clamored to teach China a lesson through China's foreign minister. However, some rational netizens thought that it was up to the follow-up, and some of them routinely ridiculed the president's Twitter governance. The White House spokesman must have cried quickly again. Such an out of tune master on the stand is simply a profession The great misfortune of life.

"Wait, what's going on with this message? The president hasn't met with the Chinese Foreign Minister yet? Is it true? "

"The Chinese foreign minister went to the White House about an hour ago and didn't see the president. What did he do?"

"This message seems to say that the president forgot that the Chinese foreign minister was still in the reception hall, and said Is the president playing with his cell phone? "

"Who is this qinyi? How does he know that the president has not met with the Chinese Foreign Minister? Is he a member of the White House? "

With more and more people paying attention to Qin Yi, the message sent by Qin Yi was also found by many people. It felt very incredible. The first reaction of people who saw it was joking!

The president left the foreign minister of China in the reception hall because he played with his mobile phone and forgot to meet?

If the president does not meet with the foreign minister of China, it may be related to China's shelling of US warships. The Chinese foreign minister was angered by the president and left out in the reception hall.

This speculation makes a lot of people feel incredible, the friction between the two countries can not be so rude!

It's OK to put people on the bench, but can you stop tweeting! Isn't it obvious that you meant it!

Mr. President, what's not tweeted The White House spokesman, exhausted, found that the wind was wrong and immediately knocked on the door of the president's office.

"Don't be too nervous, my dear Mr. spokesman. The Chinese are good at making public opinion debates. I'm going to take the initiative this time."

"I know your starting point is very good, but the premise is that the Chinese foreign minister is not in the White House. Now many people are asking whether you are addicted to the Internet and forget to receive the Chinese foreign minister."

His words are already very euphemistic. People on the Internet ridicule him. On the contrary, they like to pick up the president's pigtail. However, the president likes to make things on twitter. He often speaks at will without discussion. All kinds of influence will eventually be turned into the question of attacking and annihilating the white house by reporters. These problems need to be faced by his spokesman.

Since he was the White House spokesman, his hairline has shifted back.

“What？” The president of the United States felt that he could understand every word when he opened it, but it didn't look human.

Addicted to the Internet? Is that about him?

"After your tweet was updated, a person named qinyi commented on your twitter, saying that the foreign minister of China had been left in the reception hall by you. I have just found out that this person is the entourage of the Chinese foreign minister."

When the president of the United States tweeted, he was immediately furious. "Is she expressing dissatisfaction with me?"

He intended to preempt others, and he was confident that the announcement would bring consensus to the outside world. However, the public's attention has been distracted, and many people have focused on the issue that he ignored the Chinese foreign minister because he was addicted to the Internet.

He's addicted to the Internet?

What an international joke!

The Secretary of state of the United States also quickly tweeted Qin Yi's news, and once again renewed her cognition, "the girl said at the reception last night that" if honesty can cause disputes, then diplomacy will be left with hypocrisy. "She is very eloquent. Even Medellin and I can't get a bargain from her. It's said that she used to be Rodrigues' family The adopted daughterThere is a bit of humility in his saying so. As the Secretary of state of the United States, if he really wants to deal with Qin Yi, there is no way out, but there is no denying that Qin Yi is indeed very powerful.

"Rodrigues' adopted daughter?" The president of the United States was first surprised and then dissatisfied: "why is she Chinese now? And become a Chinese diplomat to deal with her former country? "

The U.S. Secretary of state felt helpless. "I don't think this is the time to discuss this issue. If qinyi continues to publish news on twitter, public opinion will continue to ferment, and the situation will not be friendly to us. ——I think you should meet with the foreign minister of China immediately. Since you want to preempt the foreign minister, you should ask him to make an apology or guarantee before he gets the exact information. "

"No, the cunning old fox of the Chinese foreign minister must have known the news. It is likely that qinyi's Twitter was ordered by him." The president of the United States has dealt with the foreign minister of China and knows the level of each other.

"If they don't contact with the Chinese capital, they should only know about the warship friction between the two countries." The US Secretary of state is optimistic.

Qin Yi didn't know that she had hung up in front of the president of the United States. Twitter became more and more lively. American netizens sprayed their president's addiction to the Internet, and various kinds of jokes appeared in endlessly, which made her overjoyed.

If public opinion continues to ferment, it is likely to become a black spot for opponents to attack and annihilate him in the re-election.

At this time, Xu Bingjie finished contacting with the imperial capital and finally knew what was going on: "I confirmed with China just now that the US warships sailed into China's territorial waters to spy on the situation of China's naval exercises. Because it was close to the sea area of the exercise as an unknown target, our warship made a mistake in operation and fired a shell by mistake, which nearly hit the US warship. "