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Chapter 527: Being a urinal
When Gao Yingxiang heard this, he turned to look at him and asked curiously: "When will it turn around?"
"Uncle, don't listen to his nonsense!" Li Zicheng immediately interrupted and said angrily, "He today..."
"Uncle, you're not done yet, are you?" Li Guo was really unhappy after hearing this, and a little angry at this uncle who was six years younger than him, "Can you hear me out?"
"Okay, tell me!" When Li Zicheng saw it, he waved his hand and said, "I'm all ears, okay?"
Li Guo glanced at him and said nothing. He turned to look at Gao Yingxiang, opened his mouth and was about to speak, but suddenly found it difficult to speak. He was sure that if he didn't say this first sentence well, Li Zicheng would probably say again: Look, he's talking nonsense again!
In desperation, he turned back, looked at Li Zicheng again, and said solemnly: "Uncle, what I'm going to say is something very important. Whether you believe it or not, please listen to it first, okay?"
"Yes, yes, it's all up to you!" Li Zicheng seemed a little unwilling to argue, so he waved his hand and replied.
So, when Gao Yingxiang became a little impatient, Li Guo turned around and said, "I'll tell you a secret. I can speak to the emperor directly..."
As soon as he said this, he saw that Gao Yingxiang and Li Zicheng's expressions were a bit wrong, so he quickly raised his voice and said: "I'm not talking nonsense. Seriously, listen to me. This is absolutely true. If it’s not true, can I cut off my head and use it as a urinal for you?”
After he finished speaking, the scene of being a urinal flashed through his mind, and he couldn't help but let out another "poof" and lightly slapped his mouth.
After hearing his swearing, Gao Yingxiang and Li Zicheng looked at each other. Although their faces were full of disbelief, they did not question him immediately.
Li Guo said with a hint of gossip: "Do you know why we didn't notice it in advance in Dai County and then suffered a complete defeat?"
"Why?" Gao Yingxiang was very puzzled by this and asked quickly.
Li Zicheng beside him was also a little curious and wanted to hear what the nephew had to say.
At this time, Li Guo was like a person who had been holding it in for a long time and couldn't pull it out. He said with pleasure: "Because Dingguo, our Li Dingguo from Mizhi County, no, it's Zhang Dingguo, who was killed by Zhang Xianzhong." The child I adopted as my adopted son..."
The surname Li is a common surname in Mizhi. Although not everyone with the surname Li knows each other, they can still hear some information from each other. Li Zicheng knew about Li Dingguo. He couldn't help but curiously interjected and asked: "What's the matter with Guan Dingguo? Oh, by the way, you said Dingguo's surname is Li again?"
Gao Yingxiang was not from Mizhi. He knew Zhang Xianzhong but not Li Dingguo. He was a little confused and couldn't help but ask: "What's going on?"
Li Guo turned to look at Li Zicheng and replied, "Yes, the emperor has decreed that the surname of Dingguo be changed to Li."
"..." Li Zicheng was speechless, thinking in his mind, you make it up, you make it up again, the more you make it up, the more unreliable it becomes! Even a fool would not believe that the emperor of the Ming Dynasty was so superior that he still cared about the surname of a child like Dingguo!
Gao Yingxiang was confused and a little impatient. Just when he was about to speak, he heard Li Guo sighing: "This Dingguo is really smoking from the ancestral graves. How many good deeds have been done in the previous life to have good luck in this life. You don't know , the emperor let Dingguo make his own choice, but the stupid boy Dingguo actually said that he liked to lead the army in war. Then the emperor asked him to go to work with King Hongyan first, and then planned to let him go to the capital's junior military training hall to study, and then to have training in the capital camp. , the emperor will also conduct the assessment himself..."
"Stop, stop, stop!" Li Zicheng had no choice but to interrupt Li Guo's sigh, "Are you dreaming? Let's get to the point, what happened in the Battle of Dai County?"
He really couldn't bear to listen to his nephew's lies. I had no choice but to interrupt, bring the topic back, and prepare to listen to Li Guo's explanation of the Battle of Dai County. At least I had experienced this personally, and I could estimate whether this nephew was telling lies!
When Li Guo heard this, he patted his head and remembered that he had wanted to say this from the beginning, but he had kept him away. If Li Zicheng were to say this, he would definitely not be like this. In this regard, he is not as good as him: "It's like this. Li Dingguo, like me, has the ability to speak directly to the emperor. Therefore, through him, Zhang Xianzhong and Liu Guoneng Those two people have directly contacted the emperor..."
"..." Li Zicheng couldn't stand listening anymore, these words were too unreliable!
Li Zao paid attention to his expression. When he saw it, he immediately emphasized his tone and raised his voice slightly: "Zhang Xianzhong is now a guerrilla general. He is in Jin, listening to the orders of Xue Guoguan, Mr. Xue Ge, and asks the squires for food to accommodate us. Those brothers who were captured and the victims of the disaster; Liu Guoneng is even more lucky, he is already a general!"
Gao Yingxiang's eyes widened when he heard this, and he recalled in his mind that Zhang Xianzhong and Liu Guoneng were both from similar backgrounds to him! Now that they are all generals of the imperial court, this immediately gave him hope. No matter how outrageous these words were, he couldn't help but confirm with a little surprise: "Really?"
Li Guo nodded, but seeing the disbelief on Li Zicheng's face, he looked at him and said, "Uncle, didn't you also see that night, Zhang Xianzhong and Liu Guoneng's camp was abnormal..."
Hearing his reminder again, Li Zicheng remembered what happened that night and couldn't help but nodded. From this point of view, this is really the only way to explain the confusing defeat that night!
Thinking of this, and thinking that Liu Guoneng was already a general, he couldn't help but feel warm in his heart. You must know that before Li Zicheng became a thief, he was just a servant at the inn. Apart from being able to make a living, there is nothing left, including dignity. But if you are a general in the imperial court, not to mention a general, you can also do guerrilla warfare. Then if you go back to Mizhi, haha...
Li Guo felt relieved when he saw Li Zicheng nodding, and then said: "The emperor said that as long as we can make meritorious service, the emperor can not only pardon us for what we have done before, but also be the same as Zhang Xianzhong and Liu Guoneng... "
"Really?" Gao Yingxiang couldn't help but get closer to Li Guo, opened his eyes, and confirmed again with joy, "You said we can also be generals of the imperial court?"
It must be said that at this time, except for a few of the bandit leaders, most of them rebelled out of necessity. After all, for those days, rebellion meant eating with one's head in mind, something that could only be done day in and day out.
At that time, no one, not just them, but also the officials in the court who were well-educated and knowledgeable, would think that the Ming Dynasty would perish in just over ten years.
Therefore, official positions in the imperial court are very attractive to bandit leaders who are from the lower classes.
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