Choose to be a scumbag in Conan

Yuanzi sat in the co-pilot, closed his eyes tightly, firmly grasped the sofa, and muttered repeatedly:

"Am... Am I dead? Am I dead? Are I dead?"

"Yes, you are dead."

Lin Yi smiled and said, "When you died, you were very peaceful, without any pain."

Yuanzi opened his eyes slowly and found that he was still sitting in the Mercedes-Benz co-pilot and the car was still driving steadily.

It's as if... it wasn't their car that just rushed through the guardrail and drove into the ditch.

"Why... nothing?"

The garden looked at Lin Yi with a somewhat confused expression, and asked, "I remember... we clearly broke through the guardrail."

Lin Yi smiled and said, "That's a shortcut...Have you ever played in a kart? Some maps will hide some shortcuts."

"Near...Shortcut?" Yuanzi couldn't help being mad: "That's a game! A game!!!"

"The one just now is." Lin Yi reminded.

"No! No! There are no shortcuts in reality!"

Yuanzi couldn't control his emotions and shouted, "One who is not careful, but the car crashed!"

The garden has always been lively and cheerful, and his emotions have been well controlled, as if he had seen the world.

She was yelling now. It was the first time Lin Yi saw him. He thought it was a little funny: "What is it, I will die with you if I want to die."

"You...huh, who is going to die with you! I don't want to die so early." Yuanzi snorted proudly with his arms folded.

After a pause, Yuanzi couldn't help his curiosity. He turned around and asked Lin Yi and said, "Just... how did you do it? They all hit the guardrail... According to reason, the car should be overturned. "

Lin Yi said, "Didn't I tell you? It's just like playing karts... Drifting and taking shortcuts. It's not very difficult."

Having said this, Lin Yi glanced at the navigation again, his eyes lit up, and said, "There is another place in front of you to take a shortcut... this time you don't close your eyes and look at it seriously."

"do not want!"

Yuanzi hurriedly stopped and said, "Please don't do such a dangerous thing!"

"It's okay, you believe me." Lin Yi gave Yuanzi an encouraging look: "I have great driving skills."

"I believe you a rainbow fart!"

Without a word, Yuanzi turned off the navigation and said, "Please don't make fun of life!"

Lin Yi looked at the wooden guardrail in front and said with a smile, "It's too late to turn off the navigation..."

After speaking, he hit the steering wheel again, drifted in the opposite direction, and bumped into the wooden guardrail again. The garden widened his eyes and let out a scream.

After witnessing all this, the car next to him was so scared that he quickly stepped on the brakes, pulled the handbrake, got out of the car and ran to rescue people.

Chapter 294:

Car rest stop.

A black Mercedes with a dusty car slowly drove in from the road and stopped exactly in the parking space.

"Crack."

The co-pilot's door opened, and the garden quickly rushed to the bathroom.

Lin Yi smiled heartlessly.

The crazy drifting journey just scared the garden to pee his pants.

But think about it, breaking through the wooden fence, taking shortcuts, and whoever sits in the garden will be scared to incontinence on the spot.

But such an exciting thing, Yuanzi can only experience it here.

Taking a look at the garden's seat, Lin Yi gradually lost the smile on his face. He shook his head helplessly-he scared others into peeing. In the end, he didn't have to deal with the rest of the matter.

"Sure enough, the way of heaven is reincarnation, who is forgiven by heaven..."

There was a smell of urine in the car, so Lin Yi had to get out of the car to buy some cleaning tools to clean the car.

Now that he came to the rest area, Lin Yi also took a seat in the cafe here, so that the garden could calm down with a cup of coffee.

Yuanzi poured himself three or four cups of coffee in a row, and after ingesting a lot of caffeine, he calmed down.

She glared at Lin Yi, gritted her teeth and said: "It can't be such a mess anymore! Otherwise! I would rather get in someone else's car than be yours!!"

After hearing this, Lin Yi said with a smile: "I don't think it's okay to go crazy... It's only 15 minutes' drive to Yamanashi County. The traffic volume has increased, so you have to drive carefully."

"It's better like that..."

Yuanzi let out a long sigh, she was still recalling Lin Yi's shorthand approach just now.

From the situation at the time, this approach was indeed fraught with danger.

But when I recalled it later, the garden felt a sense of extraordinary excitement.

After all, breaking through the wooden guardrail and taking a shortcut into the ditch... you may not experience it if you have money.

Thinking of this, Yuanzi couldn't help but glanced at Lin Yi: "Although I am a little unhappy, I have to admit that your driving skills are indeed top-notch... Where did you learn to drive?"

Lin Yi took a sip of coffee and said, "Run karting."

"Go away. You are not allowed to run karting in front of me in the future!"

Yuanzi said angrily, because this "run kart" trip scared her into diapers.

This will become an indelible stain in her life.

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After resting for a while at the rest stop, the two set off again.

Along the way, Lin Yi checked the garden’s favorability from time to time, and found that her favorability was very stable, and did not seem to increase significantly.

In other words, Yuanzi did not enter a state of illness.

This made Lin Yi a little puzzled.

Why hasn't it been triggered yet? What is missing?

Recalling the state before Yoko Okino entered the state of being sick, Lin Yi did nothing extra, and she entered the state of being sick.

And what Xiao Lan said was because a running mature woman deliberately seduce Lin Yi, and she entered a state of illness after witnessing it on the spot.