Circ.u.mventing Fate

????: ...So why else would a teenage LX who has everything run away? ????...But then again given who she is, she may very well have been into something shady, murder's definitely not off the table here...Honestly speaking both LXs are really shady people, I think they have affiliations to the mafi -

Author : *Ahem* ????

????: ????...They are both wonderful people and it's nothing but a joy knowing them...nothing shady about them at all...nothing at all ???? (Above convo excerpt from chap, "Confusions" ???? commentary)

Author : Come, come Borious, you're been doing great so far!

????: It's Borentious ????

Author : That's what I said. Anyway, everything looks great. You just need to work out a few kinks here and there, namely your mouth... but your path to stardom is assured so do not fret!???? *pats ???? reassuringly on the shoulder* Oh, by the way, you got fan mail again. 

????: I did? ????

Lei Xing : I'd say this is more fact mail than fan mail...

????: What? 

Author : Ignore her. They wouldn't message you if they didn't care for you ????...Here you go! *Hands letter to ????*

Silentsarab : The only shady thing about them is that they are both adorable and devoured your soul .lol????

Author : Death by the "Adorables"...I'd say it's a good way to go ????????

????: I'd disagree, I'm still bruised????

Lei Xing : It's not my fault you have a thin skull and brittle bones, it was an accident. You should work out more, build muscle or something ????

????:????...I also haven't been able to get much sleep lately too...

Lei Xing : Let me guess that's my fault too????

????: Of course, it is, you sent your double to attack me in my sleep...isn't it enough? I've already apologized!????

Lei Xing : I didn't ask her to do anything...If she's terrorizing you, not my problem, nothing to do with me????????‍♀️

????: Tell her to stop...Pleaseeee????

Lei Xing : I doubt that'll work...

????: It will! She always listens to you! Pleeaase, just try ????

Lei Xing : *bothered by wailing ????* Fine, when next I see her, I'll say something.

????: When will that be?????

Lei Xing :????????‍♀️

????:... Why not just call her?

Lei Xing : She's busy right now.

????: Till when?

Lei Xing : ????????‍♀️

Lei Xing : But...but...I need to sleep tonight????...Can't you at least send a te-

**Lei Xing looks at phone and quickly ????????‍♀️????????‍♀️ out of the office**

**???? looks at Author**  ????: Can you -

Author : I don't even have her number...try someone else.

????:...????????