City: God-level Cleaner

“Hahaha! The 13 is quite realistic, and the acting gives you 100 points! The cheeky man was amused by Xia Yu and gave a thumbs up, “You sweep the street and raise my rent.” Do you think you acted in a movie? Or have I read too many novels, and I want to play a pig and eat a tiger and hit me in the face! ”

Xia Yu hung up the phone, still very calm, and said in a deep voice: “I remember you just said that compared with me, you are very, very rich!” So the rent of 6 million yuan must mean little to you.

So be it!

You just spit without hygiene, double you; Throw paper towels to double you again, and the car almost hit me and doubled again. Add another 18 million in rent to you, for a total of 24 million, thank you for your generosity. ”

The cheeky man felt that the young man in front of him was not very good at head, afraid that he was a neuropathy.

But is neuropathy great?

Can neuropathy come out and do whatever you want?

Are there no liability?

Today brother will let you know that the most real cruelty and truth in this society.

The cheeky man patted Xia Yu’s shoulder and sighed seriously: “Young man, still pretending to be 13, it’s very interesting to be hi?” 24 million! Have you ever seen the 100,000 yuan in cash? ”

“Swear words, add another 6 million to you, thank you for your patronage.” Xia Yu stared at the tissue fragments at his feet, “If you clean up the garbage now, I may consider giving you a 6 million yuan discount.” Just when I radiate the last light of kindness, alas, the biggest flaw of my person is that I am easy to be soft-hearted. ”

“A stroke of your heart, okay! With two openings of my mouth, I will raise my rent to 30 million a year, and you will mine in my home? The cheeky man’s eyes narrowed, and he yelled: “Okay, don’t pretend, I almost took it seriously.” ”

“In this world now, people like to take the truth as a joke, and when they tell jokes, they must take it as true.” Xia Yu adjusted the position of his hat, “Forget it, I’m in a showdown.” In fact, my real identity is the charter of these two office buildings. ”

Xia Yu feels that it is better for people to be honest, and they can’t let this beard be confused.

Otherwise, people always feel that they are pretending.

If you want to blame, you can only blame yourself for being too low-key.

So much so that it masks the brilliance of human nature.

The cheeky man laughed up to the sky, laughing forward and backward, and tears flowed out.

“Nope. You strange creature makes my stomach hurt with laughter. The cheeky man couldn’t help but say: “Boy, if you are the charterer of this office building, I will call your father Cheng.” ”

“I’ve never seen such a fresh and earthly request. I understand very well how you want to call me daddy, but you’re too old, and I don’t have an old son as old as you. Xia Yu smiled, this is a Geng Zhi boy!

The handsome manager Qian was rushing over at the speed of 100 meters at the moment, and the little wind blew his clothes up and down.

The man was overjoyed and showed a smug smile: “Young man, the property manager is here, come and come, continue to pretend to show me.” ”

“What I said is true.” Xia Yu spread her hands helplessly.

“Well, really, you’re really good at pretending to be 13!” The cheeky man believes that you are a ghost, you sweeping the floor, treat me as an idiot.

Manager Qian had not yet arrived, and his smile had already been squeezed into a chrysanthemum-shaped, who knew that when he saw his beard, he wondered: “Huh?” Mr. Luo, why are you here? ”

Mr. Luo smiled and asked, “Manager Qian, I heard that the management of your property company is quite strict, I want to ask if there are employees who do not do their job well, what are the penalties?” ”

Manager Qian saw that Xia Yu was there, and naturally did not dare to snub: “This is divided into many situations, if it is a job to cut corners, or do not do it seriously, as long as it is discovered, it will definitely be fined, and if it is serious, we will dismiss it!” ”

“Hahaha! Well, just wait for Manager Qian’s words, I know that you are strictly managed, then…” Mr. Luo raised his hand, pointed at Xia Yu, and said proudly, “Manager Qian, I want to complain about him!” ”

Manager Qian saw that President Luo poked his finger at Xia Yu, and his face changed instantly: “President Luo, you say it again?” Who are you complaining about? ”

“Complain about this cleaner! He pretended to be the boss of your company, and said that he was a charter official of the office building, and he even blatantly demanded to charge me four times the rent! Mr. Luo spat and said: “Manager Qian, such an employee, what do you think should be done?” ”

Manager Qian’s Adam’s apple slid up and down a few times and peeked at Xia Yu.

Xia Yu said expressionlessly: “Manager Qian, you are the person in charge here, you can do what you say.” ”

Manager Qian nodded, looked at President Luo, who was on his toes and tilted his head, and sorted out his thoughts.

Who knows, President Luo said to Xia Yu again: “Stinky boy, you specially pretend to Lao Tzu!” Why didn’t you install it? Seeing the leader, I was prodded! This time I tell you, you kicked the diamond iron plate. ”

“Mr. Luo, it’s like this, we want to increase the price of your rent for the whole year, and collect it according to 30 million a year, your side is ready to prepare, pay the fee early.” Manager Qian instantly changed his face and was selfless.

“Well, okay, well handled, quite perfect!” President Luo was waiting for the painful wail after the smelly boy was fired, subconsciously said yes, and when he reacted, he was like a wild cat with a tail, jumped three feet tall, and asked with a confused face: “Manager Qian, you… You…… What did you just say? Give me a rent increase? ”

Manager Qian was like a robot, and said mechanically: “That’s right! 30 million a year rent, if you don’t rent on your side, you can return the rent. ”

“No, Manager Qian, did you make a mistake? Is there some misunderstanding between us? “Mr. Luo finally realized that something was wrong, did I say the wrong thing just now?

“No, I am following the instructions of the company’s leaders.” Manager Qian is like a tool person without feelings.

At this moment, even a fool understood something.

Mr. Luo turned his head when he boarded, his eyes widened, and he subconsciously asked, “You… Who are you? ”

Xia Yu narrowed his eyes and smiled slightly: “Didn’t I tell you?” I’m a charter company. ”

“I… I…” Mr. Luo felt that all this was too dramatic, and he suddenly became incoherent and stammered.

Xia Yu still looked calm, and asked casually: “President Luo, do you still insist on calling me dad?” ”