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Chapter 994: Zhong Kui
Zhong Kui and Su Xun are unfamiliar.
But because Fenhun was neighbors with Simu, he also heard Su Xun's romantic deeds from Simu.
In Renjia Town, a small one, he accepted a pair of cousins, who were simply big stallions.
Even if his sister Zhong Kui can't get married, she doesn't need to be a concubine.
The status of concubines is very low. In ancient times, they even gave each other a concubine to play with.
His sister Zhong Kui has been married eighteen times without marrying. He has already been laughed at in the underworld.
Now if he were to be a concubine, wouldn't he be laughed out of?
Therefore, fire prevention, anti-theft, anti-so-seeking!
If he had known that Su Xun could really come to the underworld, he wouldn't have sent invitations indiscriminately.
Even if Zhong Kui starved to death or hit to death, he would never agree to his sister being Su Xun's concubine!
Hearing Zhong Kui yelling out Su Xun's name, everyone... made a mistake, and all ghosts were taken aback.
It turns out that this person knows them Master Zhong.
"Do you know my brother?" Zhong Li asked Su Xun, slamming on Su Xun's face with a sweet breath.
Su Xun said solemnly: "I have had several fate. Brother Zhong said that he had a sister who wanted to marry me. I thought it was a joke. I didn't expect that he really has a sister who is so beautiful and so...full."
"Thank you for the compliment, but you put your hands down first, so many people are watching." Zhong Li blushed and said like a mosquito, really ashamed.
"I'm sorry, of course." Su Xun smiled apologetically, and then changed his hand again.
"You...you are good or bad." Zhong Li was angry and ashamed. She liked such a bad man.
Of course, the premise is to be handsome.
If you look ugly, it's a slap in the face and then yell at him, hooligan.
Zhong Kuifei was about to explode: "Su Xun!"
When did I say I would marry my sister to you?
Brother Zhong, am I familiar with you on horseback?
Also, if you don't take your hand away, I will cut off your dog's paws with the Zhong Kui sword you returned!
"Uncle, did you tell me something?" Su Xun looked at Zhong Kui curiously, and shouted naturally.
Such a shameless appearance made Zhong Kui amazed, and then he gritted his teeth.
"You forced me!"
Zhong Kui yelled, stepped directly into the air, and reached out to grab Su Xun: "Get out of here!"
"Sister, I'm so scared." Su Xun showed a panic expression and hugged Zhong Li tightly.
Zhong Li got up to protect Su Xun behind him, and looked at Zhong Kui angrily: "Brother, what are you doing."
"What are you doing! Get out!" Zhong Kui drank, he didn't expect Su Xun to be so shameless.
Zhong Li held Su Xun and said stubbornly: "Brother, I want to marry him, or I won't marry."
On the day of his marriage, he fell from the sky. Isn't this just a gift from heaven?
"Oh, sister, do you know how many women he has!" Zhong Kui jumped with anger.
Zhong Li had a meal, and then quickly said: "I don't care, doesn't that show his excellence?"
"You didn't say that last time." Zhong Kui's eyes widened, and he looked at Zhong Li incredulously: "You said last time that you want to marry and only marry a woman who only loves you, never marry Huaxin. Big radish."
"Then I changed my mind now, can't you? Who made him so handsome?" Zhong Li said with a blushing face, raising her head and her chest upright, and she was unreasonable and strong.
Zhong Kui collapsed: "How can you do this?"
As a person who died because of his ugliness, Zhong Kui was severely hit by his sister.
Legend has it that Zhong Kui was originally a candidate from the Tang Dynasty and won the champion, but when he was facing the holy temple in the Jinluan Temple, the emperor thought he was too ugly and wanted to choose another champion.
Zhong Kui was so ashamed and angry that he pulled out the sword from the waist of the general stationed in the temple and killed himself.
The emperor was shocked, in order to block the long mouth and win over people's hearts, he decreed that Zhong Kui was allowed to be buried in the ceremony of the champion, and he was also named the **** of exorcism.
Therefore, Zhong Kui really hates the practice of looking at the value of the dishes.
This **** superficial world is too malicious to a low-valued person like him.
"Brother, I'm sorry." Zhong Li also thought of how his brother died, suddenly feeling guilty.
The corners of Zhong Kui’s mouth twitched. You might as well not apologize. Other people’s sister is a little padded jacket, and my sister is someone else’s little padded jacket, which is my body armor.
"Old man Zhong! Do you dare to kill the kid under my seat!"
At this moment, an angry shout came, and only a black ghost and god, holding a large pen, flew up.
"Guiju, today is a day for my sister to be overjoyed, what can I say after today."
Zhong Kui's expression changed, he stepped forward to stop him from the sedan chair, and said solemnly.
Before encountering two little ghosts blocking the road and robbing, Zhong Kui took action to kill them.
Unexpectedly, that little devil turned out to be the subordinate of the ghost sentence, who was ordered by the ghost sentence to go out and collect money.
"Your sister can't get married, it's my shit!"
Gui San said without giving any face, that it would be like killing one's parents. He is very angry now.
Jing Kun said, ah...hh~, I know best how to clear the fire when the fire is big.
"Ghost sentence, my eldest brother is right. Today is the day when my wife and I are overjoyed. If you delay my entry into the bridal chamber, don't blame me for being polite."
Su Xun hugged Zhong Li and slid his hands around her waist, watching Gui Pan speak calmly.
"Oh, don't talk nonsense, just leave it to my brother." Zhong Li was so frightened that Huarong was pale, and a white jade finger was placed on Su Xun's mouth.
That's a ghost sentence, Su Xun, a mortal who offends him, how can he have good fruit?
Su Xun directly opened his mouth and held his fingers.
Again, show off and show off, it was him that was talking about.
Zhong Li's body trembled: "No~"
"So courageous!" Zhong Kui and Gui Pan said in unison.
Then the two looked at each other, Zhong Kui stepped aside and said: "You beat him, I have no objection."
"Big Brother..." Zhong Li was anxious.
Su Xun said with relief: "It's okay, let me beat him up."
"Hmph." Zhong Kui sneered. He was really a hairy boy, he didn't know the sky was high and the earth was thick.
"Zhuzi is looking for death!"
Gui Judge was furious with a loud shout, and the Judge took off his hand and shot towards Su Xun.
"be careful!"
Zhong Li was shocked and wanted to cast a spell to help Su Xun block it.
However, Su Xun hugged her so that she could not move, and his other hand casually held the flying judge's pen.
"what!"
Seeing this scene, all ghosts were shocked.
Su Xun spit out Zhong Li's slender jade fingers: "Lady, you don't have the ability to be a husband, how can you be worthy of you?"
Being a scumbag also requires capital.
And he, the upper and lower capital are very sufficient!
"Yeah." Zhong Li felt so handsome, secretly saying that even if you are not capable, you can rely on this face.
"Should this guy be a mortal?" Zhong Kui frowned. He could feel that Su Xun didn't have the aura of flying corpses, so where did he come from this kind of ability.
The ghost judge roared: "Yang Jian Zhuzi, please return the judge's pen soon, otherwise you won't blame me for being polite!"
"Want a judge's pen? Let Hades come to pick it up. I have to ask how he manages his subordinates."
Su Xun sat on the sedan chair, with Zhong Li's tender body in his arms, and looked condescendingly at Gui Pan.
"You are presumptuous!" Guizhen pointed at him angrily.
"Crack!"
Su Xun broke the judge's pen in one hand, then threw it in front of the ghost judge: "You are the presumptuous."
boom!
For a moment, everyone was stunned.
That was the judge's pen, a magic weapon for the judge to write a book of life and death. He actually dared to break the judge's pen!
The point is that he can actually break the judge's pen!
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